Alec Baldwin - Vocals
Steve "The Butt Punisher" Froese - Guitar
Adam "Gun" Tofin - Guitar
Curt "Loony-Bin Jim" Marshall - Bass
Derek "Smash Assholes" Stevens - Drums
Influences
Dog Fashion Disco, Dillinger Escape Plan, throwing cripples down a flight of stairs, listening to CCR and Cypress Hill on road trips, hip hop dancing, working out alternating muscle groups on alternating days, The Red Chord, The Predator soundtrack, Bowling, Polkadot Cadaver, club sandwiches, Primus, erectile dysfunction, Tom Cruise, Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds, that look of excitement that retards have after they tie their shoelaces all by themselves for the first time, Cobra Commander, Clutch, White Russians, velcro, The Winnipeg Jets, Tom Waits, awesome shit that doesn't have anything to do with music, airsoft guns, The Locust, stupidity, Nickleback, the combination of being caffeine addicts and nerds, SLAYER!!!!!, hot sauce, and whatever our parents did to us
Sounds Like
Well, we'd have to play together to know. I have a feeling we will be the club sandwich of brutal music.
Our music will rape, kill, and mutilate all other music and club baby seals -- but not necessarily in that order.
If you've ever videotaped yourself alone in your bedroom playing the guitar solo from someone else's song and put the video on Youtube, you are a fag. No offense to gay people.
Adam, Curt and Steve decided to start a band one day. Something different with fucked up lyrics. One day we'll be that band. Derek asked if he could play drums. We said okay.
Why do we call ourselves Homewrecker? Don't let our looks fool you -- Steve's promiscuity has ruined 3 marriages and counting, Curt has never slept with a woman who wasn't over the age of 30 and in a "committed relationship", and let's just say that Adam is probably the real father of at least one of your children. Do you remember that time you had a fight and your wife left to "stay at her sister's house" for the weekend? Exactly. Derek is a male prostitute.
In the near future, Kerrang! and Rolling Stone magazine will declare us as being the best metal band of the year, we will tour with awesome bands such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus, we will sell out by becoming Hollywood actors working alongside such stars as Eugene Levy and that guy from Napoleon Dynamite, we will all be nailing Mila Kunis, and we will have already died and been rebuilt as cybernetic organisms that will destroy mankind with an onslaught of super-metal shredding-brutality the likes of which the world has never seen.
Most metal bands worship Satan -- but we pledge allegiance to the Cobra Commander. He's fuckin' bad-ass.
If we were a Transformer, we'd be Awesomeness Prime.
We are also a bowling team.
We like to take our families to the local orphanage and laugh at the children.
