Hondo plays Hondo brand guitars to express the sounds for which they were created.
Hondo likes to play on Saturday nights.
Hondo has a new lo.fi.evil CD available, "Mechanical Stimulation."
It contains the following tracks:
1. Turbo Lover
2. Lorton Data
3. Manhattan Skyline
4. Space War 2
5. H.A.T.S.
6. XenoMachine March
7. 2 Nasty (Instrumental)
8. Hondo vs. Hondo
Available now by sending message through myspace, or once lofievil.com gets working again, you'll be able to get it by clicking something there....
Only $8 postage paid (to USA). Fast shipping guaranteed! 100% positive feedback rating!
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Still looking for those legendary lyrics, but in the meantime here's a nice snippet about those Boingers: "Finally, the band achieved some small success when Nabisco bought the rights to the song 'U Stink But I (heart) U' and turned it into a cracker jingle. "
I hate the way you act, and I hate the way you smell. I hate the way you look girl, cause you just look like hell You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, you really stink girl You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, but I love you.
I hate your polyester pant-suits, and your greasy hair. And that stuff between your braces, and your hairy derriere.
You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, you really stink girl You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, but I love you.
When I got you in my backseat, and I tried to make my move, I had to roll down all the windows to keep my face from turning blue.
You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, you really stink girl You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, but I love you.
Why yes you should come hang out in Madison!!! That sounds like good times. I'll have to catch up on my Killdozer. Also, I have a hard time with the Vikes/Favre thing... what are the Minnesotans saying? All I get is this Wisconsin point of view... do you think they really did talked to him? I would not like to see Favre on the Vikings. It doesn't seem like a good thing. That's the last thing we need- another veteran QB who ends up sucking or getting injured, and only lasting a year anyway. We need to train in the young ones.
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