Horseracing. Motorcycling, Football (Sheffield Wednesday)
Beer, Beer, Beer, and more beer, Lovely ladies with massive great big boobs. Blondes, brunettes, Red heads, or what ever, But must be able to cook, Iron, wash up, hoover, buy her own beer, only speak when spoken to, .. ..
Music
All kinds. I've just found a cracking band from LA. THE BASTARD FAIRIES, go on to their website thebastardfairies.com Its worth it great Video's too, plus FREE down load of their latest album. I also Love 70s Glam Rock, Big fan of Roy Wood - (move. Wizzard. Elo) - Like alot of 6os stuff too Roy Orbison. The Byrds. Donovan. Plus Meatloaf. Bryan Adams.Tom Petty ect: My fav songs - Tamberine man-Byrds. Catch the wind -Donovan. Brown eyed Girl- Van Morrison. Free Bird, Lynyrd Skynyrd. Blue Oyster Cult, Fear the Reaper - - and so on..
Movies
Any blue movies:
Television
Yes I've got a television.
MY SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY SLIDE SHOW
Books
bank book.
PLEASE TAKE TIME TO FEED MY HORSE
'COUNT ALUCARD'
CLICK THE MORE BUTTON BELOW & FEED HIM WITH THE APPLE.CLICK ON HIS BACKSIDE TO WALK HIM.CLICK ON HIS HOOF FOR HIM TO REAR UP.
Heroes
Top Jockey Leighton Aspell:
Akira Yanagowa - former world superbike rider.
Homer Simpson:The man I respect most is singer song writer ROY WOOD .move/elo/wizzard. Sheer tallent> Plus the man that invented beer.
LEIGHTON ASPELL FAN CLUB WEBSITE -
WWW.leightonaspellfanclub.com
SOME OF MY FAVOURITE SAYINGS -
I'M FULL AS A FAT BIRDS SHOE.
I'M AS PISSED AS MY GRANDMOTHERS MATTRESS.
FAINT HEART NEVER FUCKED A PIG.
YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL AN IRISHMAN, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH.
ALWAYS FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES, NOTHING ANNOYS THEM MORE.
I MISS MY WIFE, BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER.
SAVE THE TREES - EAT MORE BEAVERS.
LOVE IS BLIND AND WHEN YOU GET MARRIED YOU REGAIN YOUR EYESIGHT.
IF YOUR FEET SMELL AND NOSE RUNS, YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN.
BELOW --- MI SLIDE SHOW
RACEHORSE -SEABISCUIT -VIDEO.
CADBURYS ADVERT.
TERRY CURAN'S GOAL AGAINST PIGS 1980. -PURE CLASS ON THE GRASS!!
ahy up !! I'm Honest John, windswept and interesting.
From Sheffield , South Yorkshire, now living in Worthing Sussex. I am a confused person, this is the fault of my birth place, A village in South Yorkshire called KIVETON PARK - It comes under Rotherham council, as a Sheffield post code , a Worksop phone number and the Chesterfield canal runs through it. So I haven't a clue where I come form. I've had lots of jobs, including 7 years down the mines at Kiveton Park collery, fun fair worker (Waltzer), stable staff in a couple of horseracing yards in Yorkshire and in Sussex. Arcade manager in Brighton. Aircraft cleaner at Gatwick airport, just to name a few. I love motorbiking (Kawasaki ZZR-1100).
I run the Leighton Aspell Fan Club, a club for nutters only, following top national hunt jockey Leighton Aspell.
Fan clubs website- www.mingthemeciless.supanet.com.
Huge huge fan of Sheffield Wednesday, since birth.
I am an international diamond smuggler and part time porn star.I am also a member of the official monster raving loony party, where I am the shaddow minister for proper gravy on proper chips. My parlimentry name is Honest John Smelly Jelly Belly. - Please vote for me at the next elections.I will bring in a new 99p coin. Scrap meals on wheel and indroduce meals on plates. REMEMBER - VOTE FOR INSANITY YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE:Other policies - TRANSPORT -All cars will be conerted to run on Venos to help stop congestion. All bus shelters will have central heating, this will be turned up full in the summer and turnd off in the winter just like the heaters on the buses.
Any kerbs caught crawling will be arrested. The country will not become a true democracy until the oppressive and degenerate traffic light colours of Red Amber and Green are changed, I propose they should be replaced with Purple, indigo, and turquoise.
Education - I pledge to cut class sizes by making pupils sit closer together and issuing them with smaller desks. All children will automaticlly be given full marks in exams. Bright children we be provided with dimmer switches to prevent then distracting the rest of the class. I intend to make free university tuiton available to all students named Grant.
Defence - All bombs and guns should be kept in the fridge to stop them going off.
Other policies - The number 13 will be abolished due to it unpopularity, The N0 13 bus to Acton will now have no number on it. Therefore if you see a bus with no number it will be going to Acton. All pototoes will have their jackets removed and replaced with skins. All canals and river banks will close at 5pm and bank holiday monday.
SLIDESHOW BELOW - Here are some photo's I took of God's own city -- SHEFFIELD--
Who I'd like to meet:
:The real people I'd love to meet is, Attheraces presenter Zoey Bird - Although I already have,Jennifer Ellison, Kate winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Michelle Marsh, Rebecca Loo's or any young girls with big Knockers, Alteratively - The man in the moon,A marsian, Jesus christ-One day I will,Lucy in the sky,and the local dustbin man that i never see cos' he never bothers to collect my rubbish - Bastard!.Plus the man who invented f***ing cos he needs decorating, and the man that invented decorating needs F***ing>------------------------------- click off music opposite before viewing video below.Now this is what I call girls:Two music vid's below are of my idol of the 60's and 70s - Roy Wood - WIZZARD. They just take the piss, but very tallented. Besides the brilliant Roy Wood, . Click on play button at centre of screen, then play button at bottom of screen.Dont forget to turn of background music on the left.
