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My darling listeners,
Finally I got my shit together to accomplish a project long-overdue and bake a pretty little CD compilation, a BestOf my years' work on SG Radio.
11 segments (many favourites of mine which I haven't been able to upload on this profile due to length) + a bonus track.
It's a hand-made self-publication, obviously... So expect a very limited run.
Those who have ever bought any of my work will know that I make my products with love and care and package them with cute little extras, dedications and lipstick traces.
(available through Drool Gear, ordering details in my blog.)
I am Honey Manko Suicide, and during the years of my work for SuicideGirls Radio I created quite a few sketches, rants, sermons, daydreams, spoken word segments - whatever the damn genre of these things might be.
Inspired by drunken rants, the lusts and disappointments, travels and dreams, court summons and drug binges... I co-wrote these with my partner in crime Jason Atomic, and recorded (often together) in London with Jim Warboy.
PS Allow me to apologise for abrupt and senselessly strict censorship beeps you will come across in these pieces. They were written for American radio... Yes, even when aired well after midnight I couldn't say fuck, cunt, tits, ass (though apparently ARSE is ok) and other words that are completely unavoidable... Swearing is verbal gesticulation!!! But outside of the studio I don't have the equipment to remove the beeps, hence I shall rely on your imagination and method of deduction - elementary, my dears...
Manko Radio Official Bootleg's Friend Space (Top 15)
To you my GOEEEEEEEEEEERGIOUS>ENES> ipump. I love your voice. Like hoiking on your best mates mum at the back of a bus. Your the queen. Oh. I've already made a rubber version. Is that alright?/ M. .x.
Dahling, I must shamefully admit that I have fallen far behind in my Manko-worship! But this morning I took the time to listen to "Fanmail." What fun! Thank you ever so much for these fresh laughs!
If we MUST play this guessing game about the "real" Lydia, I still say that this is all just something of a science-fair project - lurking beneath that carefully contrived honey-cunt exterior is a Mensa-level intellect having the time of her young life recording her observations as the pitiful masses snivel at the hem of her gown.
Your entire body of work, including these delicious audio segments, must someday be consigned to the Smithsonian.
Thank you for accepting my invite. Hmmm... You know what would make my day? If a certain honey cunt happened to leave me a voice message on my profile. Damn that would be awesome. hmmm, i wonder if she will?
Hello Manko, I hope you're well and enjoying the night busses (they suck). My latest CD Themes 1-50 is finally finished! Be sure to check it out, it's a mamoth recording of 50 short themes with all sorts of sounds going on and is available from Devote Records.com now! Cheers, take care, Dan
