Music Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup 

Honey Vizer
Folk / Idol / Country

"Amazing Space Reptile Sings Mammal Style"

EUGENE, Oregon
United States

Profile Views:  10262




Last Login:  7/17/2008
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting Honey Vizer

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/honeyvizer  

   Honey Vizer: General Info
Member Since10/29/2005
Band Websitehoneyvizer.com
Band Members

Honey Vizer: singing, yelling, guitars, accordion, banjo, autoharp, occasional borrowed theremin attempts, curses, graphic design, accounting, animal husbandry, paying the rent, cooking, cleaning, putting things in alphabetical order, makeup, hairdressing, costumes, doing the laundry, proofreading, copyediting, recording, photography, illustration, security, communications, laser maintenance, troubleshooting, web non-design, research, first aid, counseling, entertainment, defense, elegance, and charm.

InfluencesNora the piano-playing cat, Dead Milkmen, Janis Martin, Boswell Sisters, Wristrockets, Ella Fitzgerald, Julie Andrews, Clash 1st record, Metallica "Kill 'Em All," classic rock radio in general, Steppenwolf, Motorhead, Causey Way, Shelley Thunder, Bitches With Problems, Bach via Mom, Horseflies, Ashkenazi & Sephardic liturgy, Danzig, being treated like an embarrassment, Kitty Wells, Joe Buck, Hank Williams 1 & 3, Operation Re-Information, Spore Cloud From Planet M-67, Wizard Master, Dad Horse, Betty Blowtorch, Mudhoney, Nirvana, Slayer, Spinal Tap, Weird Al, Hobart Smith, Ralph Stanley, Hazel Dickens, Bill Monroe, Betty Blowtorch, Grace Jones, Richmond Fontaine, Grateful Dead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Talking Heads, Timbuk 3, Rolling Stones, Jerry Lee Lewis, Bing Crosby, Elvis, Sinatra, "Baby Pop" French girlie comp, Electric Prunes, 13th Floor Elevators, Roky, the Fuse!, "Women of Rembetica/Women of Istanbul" comps, Zeke, Snakes 'n' Barrels, Chicken Chokers, Mummy the Peepshow, Titan Go-Kings, Hang on the Box, the Stalin, Oblivians, Webb Pierce, Guitar Wolf, Carter Family, Gillian Welch, Jucifer, Ernest Tubb, Tammy Wynette, Loretta Lynn, Roger Miller, George Jones, Bob Dylan, Bob Wills, Kathleen Hanna, Joan Jett, Meat Puppets, Pogues, "Mandolin Abstractions", Helltrout, Jan and Dean, Petty Booka, New Pants, Wristrockets, Peelander-Z, the Stalin, the Byrds, Dethklok, Deslock, Desler, Satan, Malificent, the Wicked Witch of the West, sharks, humanoid reptiles, clouds, 9th Life, New York Dolls, Queen Ida, Orlan of OR, Armand Mednick, otherworldly voices, "Perfume Set to Music", Godzilla, Space Giants, "Cambodian Rocks" comp, Stereolab, Glenn Miller, Adam Ant, Ginger Rogers, Josephine Baker, Laurie Anderson, Bongwater, Eugene Chadbourne, Najat Aatabou, Oum Kalthoum, Bulgarian women's choirs, Värttinä, "Lords of Chaos" book, Crass, El Vez, Television, Rampal, Philadelphia Orchestra, Bob Dylan, Samira Tewfiq, Ruth Brown, Gene Marshall, Madra Lord, Hedy Lamarr, Madeleine L'Engle, Lovecraft, Ray Bradbury, Poe, Mignola, Joann Sfar, Dame Darcy, Pete Bagge, Gahan Wilson, Art Spiegelman, Maywa Denki, Andrews Sisters, King Sisters, Busby Berkeley film songs, Hammer films, Timothy Hull, Toho pseudo-Hammer vampire films, Young Ones, Star Blazers, SCTV, Mae West, Janis Joplin, first version of AD&D Monster Manual, Jerusalem street singers, Western Pennsylvania Bluegrass Festival 1989, Lawrence Welk show, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Dale Hawkins, Devo, Bye Bye Birdie, Birdie the Cat, old Disney, ghosts, cults, Jerusalem, felafel, shwarma, cheesesteaks, hoagies, sunbeams, charcoal grills, Delacroix, Durer, Leger, Bosch, medieval European church art, Vikings, Sesame Street, Land of the Lost, V, Battlestar Galactica, Young Ones, a tape of bovine DNA transcribed into electronic sounds that I got in elementary school, "Disco Duck", "King Tut", "Free to Be You and Me", a 7" of train sounds from the Strasbourg railroad in PA, failure, religion, work, depression, rejection, disappointment, ugliness, intelligence, human interaction, family, disorders, death, evil, pollution, bad tattoos, entertainment industry, going to the laundromat, sounds made by cats, so on and so forth. Did I mention Tron? Definitely Tron. Mostly: The Dead Milkmen.
Sounds Like

Not like any of the above. More like Honey Vizer on an off day.

Type of LabelNone




Honey Vizer's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Folksinger video action  (view more)

NEW! NEW! More shrinkydink jewelry for sale!  (view more)

www.lizardgirl.etsy.com - shrinkydinks for sale!  (view more)

New Song "Idiotically"  (view more)

2 new instant folk songs up: "Thistle" and "Wish We Could Go To the Moon."  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   About Honey Vizer

Piles of mp3's and info at www.honeyvizer.com ... go see.

Honey Vizer is noted for her excellent scores on standardized tests. But that's not all.

Honey Vizer is also remarkable for her bizarre physiology. For instance, scientists have proved that her skeleton is composed of space cartilage rather than bone, strongly suggesting that she is partially of space shark origin. Her forearms are completely detachable, indicating possible Lego ancestry, though it is a big hassle to get them reconnected properly.

Experts still debate the origin and purpose of the laser eye and taser toe functions, but they agree on one thing: there's definitely some reptoid going on.

I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY POINT IN ARGUING ABOUT IT.

There are more Honey Vizer mp3's available for free download and/or listening action at:

www.honeyvizer.com - where the cool people go so that the cooler people think they're cool.

Genuine Shrinky-Dink jewels lovingly handcrafted by Honey Vizer for sale at lizardgirl.etsy.com

Etsy: Your place to buy & sell all things handmade
lizardgirl.etsy.com

And here's a new video of the old Doppelganger Boy song, recorded 6/1/08, re: CDE:

And the Thistle song too:

There's a bunch more on YouTube. They're all in Honey Vizer's favorites at http://www.youtube.com/user/EvilReptoidQueen.


   Honey Vizer's Friend Space (Top 32)
Honey Vizer has 548 friends.
 Nora 


 Janis Martin 


 Dead Milkmen 


 Guitar Wolf 


 Joe Jack Talcum 


 DAVID VIRGIN 


 THE DAD HORSE EXPERIENCE 


 colin 


 The Spore Cloud From Planet M-67 


 Joe Buck 


 SLATE DUMP 


 rohan 


 Wizard Master 


 MADE FOR CHICKENS BY ROBOTS 


 MOGGER 


 Sandro Animal Dias 


 Delmar 


 The Anxieties 


 Scott Von Rocket 


 Mr. Random 


 Clark 


 Brownbird Rudy Relic 


 Jared 


 Hank 3 


 Richmond Fontaine 


 R.I.P. Squeezebox Sam and the Men With No Name 


 Detachable Fetus 


 Barn 


 Theda 


 The Detonators™ 


 Tom 


 Steven 





Honey Vizer's Friends Comments
Displaying 50 of 333 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
generic cheesecake.





Jul 11 2008 9:42 PM

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness.”
Allen Ginsberg


Hi Honey, just dropping in a hello. Saw your bulletin bout the job stuff, have you looked into welding? Ive got a few friends up in WA making 12 bucks an hour just watching the welders to make sure they dont catch fire. Dunno, if they have that sorta stuff in Portland. Still love your stuff a lot. Take care.
the Underlings





Jul 5 2008 10:34 PM

HI Honey! Come support your fellow planet-dwellers in our quest for fun and rock!
DAVID VIRGIN





Jul 1 2008 2:28 PM

And a Big x for Honey,,, D
Eugene Paranormal Society





Jun 28 2008 10:13 PM


No problem! Look forward to meeting you sometime...

PROYECTO PANICA (New FREE Download )





Jun 21 2008 10:17 PM

FREE DOWNLOAD / Descarga GRATIS
PROYECTO PANICA'S NEW CD-R
"CHLDREN IN SABBATH"

http://www. mediafire. com/?dvjm1zmk1x2

http://rapidshare. com/files/124075171/Proyecto_Panica. rar



Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
JAY RAY


Is Online


Jun 19 2008 10:22 PM

yw its my honor im an artist as well and a close friend of slate dumps we just recorded a song together dont be a stranger
jray
SLATE DUMP





Jun 16 2008 11:41 AM

yays !!!
i got mah comik book!!!!!

i'll be sending you a care package soon
with my thrid album of originals....

hugz & kizzes,
~ NEFF
Siren313 / Apraxia





Jun 14 2008 10:40 AM

Hi buddy!
Evil





Jun 13 2008 8:56 AM

Happy Friday 13!!! We will be back this Fall!
Sandro Animal Dias





Jun 11 2008 9:27 AM

Hi Honey!!! How things going!! Hope all is well with you!

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!

Kisses! Take care!
s!A!!D!!!
Mike Barnhill





Jun 7 2008 8:46 AM

That video for Doppelganger Boy is fucking awesome. Your voice is AMAZING as always. So glad thats out here in internet land for me to listen to whenever I want.
Half Shark Half Jesus





Jun 6 2008 3:48 PM

David Landazuri





Jun 4 2008 2:54 PM

Glad to see that Jared captured some of your original tunes and uploaded 'em to YouTube. Icing on the cake: I was listening KWVA about quarter to ten this a.m., enjoying a set of music by feisty women, and there, right after Wanda Jackson, was Honey Vizer, I believe the selection was Laser.
SLATE DUMP





Jun 2 2008 1:16 PM

xo
DAVID VIRGIN





Jun 1 2008 6:10 AM

Hello my green queen, have some out of body love,,, xx,, D
Jared





May 30 2008 11:02 PM

Honeytown USA 5-29-8 Recording Session.



Honey Vizer - Masters of War (Bob Dylan)




Honey Vizer - Subterranean Homesick Blues (Bob Dylan)




Honey Vizer - Midnight On the Stormy Deep (traditional)

Half Shark Half Jesus





May 27 2008 10:02 AM

Come see us live at the Cooler this Saturday and also Sam Bond's Garage on Sunday!
rohan





May 26 2008 1:05 PM

Hiya Honey, how is the worlds greatest Lizard Queen?

You know I wear a black beanie just like the one in your clip, and in the exact same way.

It's really catching on, every day I see more people wearing black beanies like that!!

How have you been? Can we expect some more vids?

Rohan.
generic cheesecake.





May 26 2008 2:21 PM

Hi Honey, finally getting the cooperation from myspace needed to listen in. I love your voice, brilliant and the Hank William's cover, well you know. Keep playing and Ill keep listening. Miss that Pacific Northwest Setting. Take care. xx
DAVID VIRGIN





May 25 2008 4:10 AM

Thanks for the cool clip Honey,, xx D
Oz St. Fossils





May 19 2008 10:43 PM

I dreamt you wrote the lizzard bride.Cobweb whiskey at your hip a picasso horse at your side.I dreamt you wrote the lizzard bride.
rohan





May 19 2008 4:56 AM

Hey, it's a start!

I got out of school, and out of Dominos pizza, but yeah theres still a few things on my "get out of" list!!

Hope your well, talk real soon ^_^

Rohan.
rohan





May 16 2008 5:10 AM

Honey!

I hope I make it out too!

Hugs!

Rohan.
DAVID VIRGIN





May 14 2008 7:53 AM

Some love and xx For Honey

xx DV
skinandthebones





Apr 29 2008 3:38 AM

Lovely..! Glad you made it out;)x
rock against racism