featuring:
"Drip"
"Slip 'N Slide"
& "What Ya Came To See"
Hoobie Records 2009
HR020
Retarded Muppit Farm: Thriller 2
The album that ended it all! The mystery surrounding the death of Michael Jackson could soon be solved. The Associated Press reports that Jackson's personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, played a pirated advance copy of the Retarded Muppit Farm album "Thriller 2." After ten minutes of listening, he became so overwhelmed by the album that singer's heart stopped beating.
Hoobie Records 2009
HR019
ReeKoWard: Show Me...
100% uke puke... amazing!
featuring:
"Shithead"
"Show Me"
& "Waste Your Time"
Scum Puppy approved
Hoobie Records 2009
HR018
Various: Pornstars for Christ
28 tracks of hot Hoobie on Hoobie action!
featuring: Joe Aufricht, Cathy Cathodic, Crackula,
The Dick Panthers, Blanketship, Wolf Choir, Vernon LeNoir, The Pickle,
The Rubber Jerusalem Experiment, Scum Puppy, Dr.Blowtard, plus many more!!!
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR017
Scum Puppy: Night of the Giving Head
Hypnotic Fortune Cookie Explosion!
featuring:
"Satan's Flea Circus"
"Flippin' tha Bird"
"Do You Wanna Touch My Hair?"
& "Luncheon Flesh"
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR016
Death Killers: Death Killers
D.I.Y. Punk...
featuring:
"Walkie Talk Dog"
"What Did The Purple Dog Say"
"Your Mother Is Dead (She Lives In Your Head)"
& "I'll Be Your Death"
Compiled by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR015
Crunk for Christ: Jehovah-uana
Straight Outta Wichita...
9 tracks slangin' the Word of God!
featuring:
"Tokin' the Ghost (Jehovah-uana)"
"Glory Shooby Booby Juice"
& "Shooting Jesus in the Main Line"
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR014
Ken Sims: Radio Pranks
prank calls and other sundries!
Congratulations Ken, you win...
Love that 80's radio!
Compiled by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR013
Jeremy's Enormous Meat Tray:
A Sweaty Meat Sextraveganza! (EP)
5 throbbin' tracks for children of all ages!
instant classics:
"Meat Master"
"A Big Veiny Dick"
& "Cum Like a Gorilla"
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR012
Various: BASF (Butt Ass Shit Flipper)
31 tracks of self-indulgent sophistication!
featuring: NursingHomeSuperstar, shemale ZERO, Dr.Blowtard, The Rubber Jerusalem Experiment, The Pickle, ReeKoWard, Wet Granny, Poon, Crunk for Christ, Shabushabu, Lazy Ass Destroyer, Fun Chicken!, Scum Puppy, Honkey Dong + many more!!!
features the cult classics:
"Piggy, Piggy"
"My Brother was a Pumpkin"
& a rare radio promo interview!
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR010.5
Scum Puppy Hoobie Hat Box!
This is a limited edition hat box containing:
HR010 Hat Highness: Out of Ga-tune (cdr)
1 hand-crafted Hat Highness Hoobie Hat!
AA / NA 12 step literature!
cactus drink swizzle sticks!
& assorted sickening sundries!
all contained in a Hoobie Hat box!!!
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR010
Hat Highness: Out of Ga-Tune
The long awaited debut album!
Includes:
"Big Foot"
"Out of Ga-Tune"
& "Cleopatra" (featuring Charles Bukowski)
HR008
Jeremy's Hot Pocket: Stretched Beyond All Recognition
Bi-curious? Then check out Jeremy's Hot Pocket!
Featuring the cult classics:
"Peaked for Penitration"
"Tossing Off"
& "The Cock Ring"
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR007
Honkey Dong: The Other White Meat
The long awaited album featuring Wesley Willis!
Includes the favorites:
"Buy Me a Sausage Slapper"
"Song for You"
& "And You Like It"
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR006 Various: Clown Porn (Vol.1)
27 tracks showcasing the Hoobie Records roster!
Captain B.O.B., Wiener Poopy, Poon, Honkey Dong, Hat Highness, Scum Puppy, Jive Ass Turkey, Cincinnati Root Slinger, Crunk for Christ, Fun Chicken!, Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast, The Pickle, Karny Kazoo + many more!
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR005
Poon: Poontronik
featuring the elektro-poon hits:
"65 Year Old Poon"
"Rubic's Poon"
"Poon Pipes of the Andes"
& "Poon Boots"
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
HR004
The Pickle: Assplosion
The ultimate collection of mud-slingin',
projectile chummin' action...
this time The Pickle has gone too far!!!
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2008
HR003
Captain Big Old Blue: Scurvy,
Overindulgence and a Wooden Lip
featuring the infamous:
"Bobby's Introduction" featuring Karny Kazoo
"Capt. B.O.B.'s Yeti Attack"
"Pagan Ritual (Opening The Scum Puppy Party Pack)"
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2008
HR002.5
Scum Puppy Party Pack!
This is a limited edition party pack containing:
HR001 The Pickle: Meat Scones
HR002 Poon: Poontunes
kazoos, plastic rats,
plastic witch fingers,
goofy goggles & various pictures...
all shrink wrapped on a foam meat tray.
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2007
HR002
Poon: Poontunes
25 tracks of artistically challenged depravity!
features the fan favorites:
"Korean & Mexian Poon"
"Xmas Poon Twang"
"Poon is Fun (and Serious)"
& "Zoo Poon, Pool Poon"
Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2007
HR001
The Pickle: Meat Scones
16 tracks of questionable comedy mayhem!
features the cult classics:
"Meat Scones"
"Cow Toilet Paper"
"3 Foot Drop"
& "Gas Attack"