I'm Jesse Blue
Jesse Blue
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19 years old
FRANKLIN, Tennessee
United States



Last Login: 6/18/2009
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MusicI have no clue whatsoever...
MoviesMan movies, classics, really dumb ones too...
TelevisionSports, Lost...
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     I'm Jesse Blue's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:ADAK
Body type:6' 2"
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:In college

   I'm Jesse Blue's Schools
Centennial Hs
Franklin,Tennessee
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
 

2003 to 2007



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I am Jesse Blue. Now, that should be enough right there. When you hear these words, you just fucking know what's up. But in case you are lost, or have been living in a closet for the past twenty-six years, Jesse Blue will give you some facts that should help clear this up:

1. Jesse Blue was born in Alaska. Name five...no. Name ONE person besides Jesse Blue that was born there. If you have an answer, you're wrong. Period. You know who's right? Jesse Blue. Why? Because he's fucking Jesse Blue.

2. You know those Taco Bell commercials with that one full guy? Pfft. Jesse Blue does not know the what that word means when used to describe appetite. Jesse Blue once punched a baby calf in the head and knocked it out, and continued to eat the entire animal while it was still alive. Did this ease his hunger? Fuck no. You know why? Because he's Jesse Blue.

3. Jesse Blue currently holds the all-time record for the most forced suicides at 3,096,347 people. Jesse Blue just owns kids. Have you ever been embarrased, or made fun of because you were a living joke, or were laughed at when you family was killed in a car accident? You can easily trace this back to Jesse Blue. Jesse Blue just does these things.

4. Societal regulations and all laws of physics simply do not apply to Jesse Blue. Just for the mere fact that he is Jesse Blue. If he just takes your money, then toughen it up. You can't do shit about it. Except suicide, because Jesse Blue will laugh at you while doing it. When he says "Get the fuck off me" or "Get out of my face," it is not a command. It's a reflection of the present situation. You WILL get out of Jesse Blue's fucking face, absent of any free will.

5. Jesse Blue speaks nothing but the truth. It's a physical impossibility for him to lie. But he could if he wanted to, because again...he is in fact Jesse Blue. Anyways, he will say what is on his mind. If you are hideous, he will not only state it, but advise you to do something about it. Most likely using a power drill, gasoline, and a flame thrower. Because we all fall short of the glory of Jesse Blue, we have faults, and Jesse Blue will be there to point these out and remind you how inferior you are as a human being.

*These are FACTS. These are only a few sample factoids of the nature of Jesse Blue. However, these facts are unneccesary. Any explanation of his actions or legitamacy can be summarized with the phrase, "He's fucking Jesse Blue."

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Celestrina





Apr 6 2009 3:40 PM

Call me son! I miss u and am worried
Ed aka KenSHi


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Mar 31 2009 3:25 PM

I say we make an online team... and find a solid fourth.. i know im not that great at slaying.. but i think i bring a good knowledge and positive attitude... not to mention my potential to be a great support player... i just haven't been taking MM serious. but if you're down... this is a good way to get better for all of us.
Celestrina





Mar 16 2009 9:30 PM

Love You!
Mom
Ed aka KenSHi


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Jan 16 2009 7:52 PM

dude... idk what's up... ive been stuck at 24 in MLG all this time.. almost got 1000 games played... i win a few lose a few.. like they want me to stay at 24... pissing me off
Ed aka KenSHi


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Dec 11 2008 4:21 PM

Yo man, how's life on your end? What you been up to, haven't talked to you since you left for Pen. during the summer.

Anyways hit me back bro.

Ed
Zack





May 23 2008 1:14 AM

yo jesse blue, what you up to
Ed aka KenSHi


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May 19 2008 6:03 PM

Dude, they have a MLG game type now? fucking ownage, i should be getting h3 tonight, for sure i'll have my account back, you still have Kenshi88 on your list?Kenshi avatar
Ed aka KenSHi


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May 14 2008 7:08 PM

Well im rusty right now, but it wont be long till im back to my pwnin ways.. also i bought a new halo2 disc.. so im down for some of that shit.
Ed aka KenSHi


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May 14 2008 4:22 PM

Dude.. you ready to pwn noobs? cause in the next couple days, i'll have xbl back!
Müddy Wa††ers





May 13 2008 2:19 AM

ok man, I'll check em out when I get a chance
Ed aka KenSHi


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May 6 2008 3:53 PM

Hey man, long time no see..or talk..

Hows things going in your life?

still playing Xbox?

hit me back man.
Müddy Wa††ers





Mar 21 2008 1:18 AM

hey man, nice video, it was really cool. It feels so weird watching a halo video, I haven't played in such a long time (last time I played was when brian came over and I played one game as a guest). all I've been doing lately is guitar. since you left me a vid, here's one for you of me being a complete idiot

wooooooooooo
..

so how've you been?
joshua berg





Feb 12 2008 5:53 PM

come see me at work. i have tomorrow off but am there most of the time otherwise.
Lauren





Jan 27 2008 7:00 AM

shit, it's been a long time.
how have you been?
Sam.





Jan 25 2008 6:31 AM

Oh, yes it was obvious. I was going to Southern Miss but I took a semester off and I am living in Jackson with my boyfriend. Are you going to school?
Sam.





Jan 24 2008 6:35 PM

yeah, I know. haha. She is number two on my friends list.
Sam.





Jan 24 2008 2:19 AM

yeah..
Sam.





Jan 22 2008 4:47 AM

I live in Jackson with my boyfriend. Yes, I still keep up with most of them. Lauren and I are still hip and hip.

what's going on with you?
Sam.





Jan 21 2008 5:53 PM

I've been pretty good. and you?
Sam.





Jan 19 2008 9:46 PM

fuck yes you should!

Samantha Gaskin.. I went to Quarles Elementary with you!
Müddy Wa††ers





Dec 28 2007 2:03 AM

lol alright man, I'm playing now btw
Müddy Wa††ers





Dec 27 2007 4:04 PM

not too shabby for how long I've had it IMO

http://www.bungie.net/stats/halo3/default.aspx?player=Xenthroes
Müddy Wa††ers





Dec 22 2007 6:09 PM

yeah, that's the funny thing; my mom jumped it, but it died in the middle of a divided highway (that was exciting) and my mom had to push my car with hers while I was steering it. fun.

um...idk...I'm going to a concert tonight...dunno how long that'll be. I'll see if I can tonight, maybe.
Müddy Wa††ers





Dec 22 2007 5:33 AM

when I don't have to work for 6 hours and spend another hour pushing my car home because the battery died.
Müddy Wa††ers





Dec 16 2007 6:12 AM

true, but it was still good. I sent it to Brian, hopefully he bothers to check his myspace sometime soon.
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