Mark
Mark Why... ...because I can.

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39 years old
Altneuland, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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    Mark's Interests
GeneralHistory, particulary Eastern Europe and Jewish History. Also humor writing. My website is The Hoolinet Other interests include Chipmunk Dressage and Origami Fruit Sculptures, plus an odd fascination with thirteenth century Dutch working class Lesbian Single Mothers and their pottery. I Also enjoy cooking, particulary Mediterranean and Vietnamese cooking. I have several original recipes on my website.
Music80's Heavy Metal, Classical and Jimmy Buffet. Quite a range huh?
MoviesSemi-secret like of old fashioned war movies even though I'm a liberal. I love low brow comedies that come on late night cable, like PCU, Fear of a Black Hat and Undercover Brother. V for Vendetta, great film. Unlike every other male my age I do NOT like the Godfather movies. I do like Monty Python, but don't watch it any more because I've seen them all too many times.
TelevisionBlack Adder, South Park, Simpsons, used to be a big fan of Babylon 5, loved the original Battlestar Galactica as a kid.
BooksMostly history books, I have enjoyed Terry Pratchet and Christopher Moore at times, especially Lamb. Also Bernard Cornwell's Sharpe series.
HeroesPhan Boi Chau, Ho Chi Minh, Vo Nguyen Giap, Raoul Wallenberg, Winston Churchill, Gandhi, Vaclav Havel, Abraham Lincoln, Jon Stewart, Bugs Bunny, Colonel Hogan, Dick Cheney. (One of these is a joke;)
Groups: Faux NewsMichael Moore Dominates!­Myspace DemocratsObama 2008Barack Obama 2008Yes We Can!! Change We Can Believe In!!

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     Mark's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St. Cloud Minnesota
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Historian

   Mark's Schools
Saint Johns University
Collegeville, MN
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: History
Minor: German
 

1988 to 1992
Michigan State University
East Lansing, MI
Graduated: 1950
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
 

1950 to 1950



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About me:
I have a PhD in History and teach at a University. I live with my wife and our very large Tibetan Mastiff named Timmy. I write humor as a hobby, mostly political humor which can be found on my website: The Hoolinet and my other blog: Parody Central As well as my less humorous, but specifically targeted blog: Anti-Pedophile
Who I'd like to meet:
People interested in humor writing, particularly political humor.

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Linda

Linda



Nov 11 2008 6:25 PM

LOL...Albanians though are always causing trouble...hehe
Julie

Julie



Sep 29 2008 10:02 PM

ah, but much like the "black puma" our existence is also doubted.
Julie

Julie



Sep 22 2008 12:00 AM

I think your lack of a digital camera may be why the potato snuff site never quite got off the ground...
But you should share recipes, photos or not.
The Politic Mind

The Politic Mind



Jun 26 2008 9:53 PM



This is really scary.
Calamitous Shan

Calamitous Shan



Apr 26 2008 6:07 PM

Shite! How could I have possibly forgotten - I blame it on having to turn my car in yesterday.
Rain check for Monday??? Please oh please!
Julie

Julie



Mar 13 2008 3:50 PM

Happy Birthday! I'll see ya later over a couple pints!
Julie

Julie



Feb 16 2008 10:30 PM

looks like Lori's up for Beggar's, so no barrel tonight. Soon though?
Julie

Julie



Dec 20 2007 8:35 PM

thank god for urbandictionary.com - how else would we ever settle on the exact meaning?
Espresso Royale Caffe

Espresso Royale Caffe



Nov 20 2007 2:10 AM

I love it and I love you. Thanks. ERC
Julie

Julie



Nov 9 2007 3:39 AM

yay to beer, nay to Freud.
Julie

Julie



Oct 25 2007 12:43 PM

I like the idea of double-boycotting Harry Potter. I mean really, Dumbledore could have been having sex with Harry and would the christian right know (well, at least they shouldn't know, because what are they doing reading the books!?!)
Julie

Julie



Oct 16 2007 12:56 PM

Since I know you're sans cable you probably haven't seen this.
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Julie

Julie



Sep 14 2007 2:43 PM

oh yeah, I forgot about the localvore dinner thingy. I've been doing the challenge at home, but so far I've found the events and other stuff (like recipes and resources on the web) aren't particularly vegan-friendly so I've had to do my own thing.
Julie

Julie



Aug 28 2007 3:22 AM

thanks for the Freudian analysis. Because I needed that floating around in my head. Creepy.
Calamitous Shan

Calamitous Shan



Aug 3 2007 6:44 PM

Fried pickles, a weed wacker, and several hours.
Calamitous Shan

Calamitous Shan



Jul 30 2007 6:59 PM

Um, why is it that I have NO idea what your comment means? Because, if that is an inside joke of ours, you'd really think I would have remembered it.
Julie

Julie



Jun 19 2007 4:39 PM

hmmm... and just how many stories involving three year olds and anatomical differences between the sexes do you hear in a day? And are such stories more or less common than potato fetish stories?
Lori

Lori Baralt



Jun 17 2007 11:15 AM

Thanks! I will be finished around the 28th and then will send out a little message about celebrating...
Lori

Lori Baralt



Jun 10 2007 1:21 PM

Mark, you confuse me. What is this Barney Julie stuff all about?
Julie

Julie



Jun 8 2007 1:04 PM

I'm going to leave the Barney comment out if, but ask an important question - any news on the new secret project website? You never returned my doll clothes, so I'm wondering if yet another re-shoot is in the works...
Calamitous Shan

Calamitous Shan



Jun 8 2007 12:58 PM

I think I'm missing the Barney comment, but that's okay. More important, what happened to croquet? (Wow, how poetic!)
Benjamin

Benjamin X



Jun 7 2007 8:57 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Calamitous Shan

Calamitous Shan



May 13 2007 5:28 AM

Didn't someone mention something about croquet?
Julie

Julie



May 3 2007 8:15 PM

don't worry, no one reads my blogs close enough to steal your idea. Besides, I didn't divulge the details, or explain exactly how a potato masher would fit into it.
Bridget

Bridget Budig



Mar 18 2007 7:38 PM

You did not find 300 to be completely accurate? I am shocked...and completely agree with the porn comment.
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