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I'm a former graphic design turned Psychology major. Am I sane enough to counsel others about life's problems? Probably not. But my life motto is "shit happens." Whenever I'm not working or daydreaming in classrooms, I'm usually painting. I would like to go into Art Therapy eventually, you know where someone interprets a kitten out of an ink blob? But who really knows where life will take me, I'm just along for the ride. I went to college in a small town for two years and realized that it wasn't right for me. I've now discovered that after this never ending career as a procrastinating student, I want to get as far away from Kansas City as I can. And when I say far, I really mean Chicago. Vulgar jokes are the fastest way to my heart and obscene things make me laugh. I can pretty much make anything sexual, something I attribute to my best friends but also take a bit of pride in for myself. I embrace awkward situations because I believe in the quirks and imperfections of life. I don't believe life is meant to be lived inside of the box. I have a bit of an obsession with putting lyrics in nearly everything that I do or create. I like making a fool of myself in my very cookie cutter town by dancing to Miley Cyrus or S Club 7. But I'm a rock rebel at heart. I live for classic rock and I believe that the Beatles are musical geniuses. I have two tattoos of my favorite songs, have you grasped my obsession now? Musical theater is one of my guiltiest pleasures, apart from DVD box sets and spoiling my dog. I've had three best friends for eight years that I literally would be nowhere without, they complete me. If you think that's cliche, you should witness us together. I have a small family, am close with my grandparents, and like sitting around on holidays, making fun of my little cousins. From an outside perspective I suppose I would seem very girly and I will be the first to admit that I am. I love shopping, I'm convinced that my shoe addiction with eventually be the death of me. I like wearing 50's housewives skirts for the fun of it and I change my hair color as often as my mood. Personality wise, I was meant to be a hippie; just without the tye-dye and dreads. I'm also a bit of an old soul; I would prefer to stay in and read a good book than go to the clubs, I would rather discuss philosophy than gossip, and I like home decorating shows far more than I should. To me; independence and intelligence are the best attributes in a person. If you have a love of correct grammar, we will probably get along. Before you begin to message me, please read below and realize that I am a lesbian and do not want you to try and convert me, lecture me on my sexuality, or anything else you can come up with; it gets old. I am simply here as a blogger, a computer nerd, a myspace profile stalker (you know you do it too), or whatever other stereotype I can categorize myself as. I'm just a simple girl with a complicated mind; with far too many contradictions under my belt. But I'm alright with all of that.