He’s been called "..too clean for TV!..." and "..outrageously bland..." and also "a smirk a minute!..." He’s not just your run of the mill comedian, he’s not the kind of comedian you can find at "clubs and colleges all over the country!!" He’s THEE run of the mill comedian, and you wont find him anywhere education is taking place. If you’ve seen the best, now see the rest and when you're done with that, come see him!
"Unpopular" Magazine calls him- "the least interesting review we’ve ever printed."
The "No Potential" show raves "..he's right up our alley!.."
His own family says- "We’re of no relation."
Time Magazine- "Bacterial infections in hospitals decline..."
Look out for him coming near you! Keep on the main streets! Stay in large groups! Make sure your flashlight has fresh batteries!
Who I'd like to meet: "You'd be better off keeping your distance" says my defense mechanism...
(Next is an article written about me from "Midtown Monthly)
"The night's headliner ... Ray Molina who I wasn't familiar with ... but ... I caught. Ray's ... sneak up on me... unexpectedly... Sadly ... snuffed my already shoddy memory... I will spare you ... his jokes. Suffice to say if he comes back you should be ... him." -Liv Moe
(I skipped the bad stuff from the original article)
yay! im so excited you are coming back as a man. that will be so refreshing! you were right the first time my friend... way out of your league! ahahahahahhaha
what a sad sad existence for you right now. if it makes you feel better, there are boobs here too. all sizes and shapes. when are you going to come back and visit? we will go drink at the fox and goose and maybe have a dance contest or something. the sky is the limit my friend. hope it gets better!
hi ray! how are you?! i thought of you last night. i went to open mike night and just sat and watched because you know i am too much of a pussy to go up there, but well, someday i guess. how is life treating you? do you miss sacto yet? it misses you.
Thanks! I get very tired exerting that much online energy, but comments like yours make it all worth while. On another note, what are you doing up so late?
oh ray, i could never really quit you. it was just a tv show. don't get worked up like you always do. just sit back and eat a candy bar... there you better?
i'm leaving for hawaii on saturday! woo hoo. i'll send erin your undying love and affection. oh, and i'll bring you back crabs!
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