Jake
Jake Well... I guess that makes two of us.

Female
89 years old
The Brum, The anal region
United ArabEmirates



Last Login: 11/16/2009
Mood: Pretty Okay Mood Image
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    Jake's Interests
GeneralArt.
MusicOpeth, Robert Fripp, Radiohead, Tool, Tangerine Dream, Ozric Tentacles, Geddy Lee, Path Metheny, Liquid Tension Experiment, Black Sabbath, Rush, John Petrucci, Steve Reich, Bjork, The Prodigy, Yes, Spastic Ink, Meshuggah, Mastodon, Gojira, Sikth, Can, Egg, Incubus, Camel, Agalloch, Dimmu Borgir, Amorphous Androgynous, Jethro Tull, Steve Vai, Marrillion, Jeff Beck, Future Sound Of London, Skinny Puppy, Fredrik Thordendal, Matt Jones (Indeed), Porcupine Tree, No-Man, Incredible Expanding Mindfuck, Bass Communion, Rammstein, Aphex Twin, Soundgarden, Alice Cooper, Pearl Jam, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, The Orb, Metallica, Alterbridge, Black Label Society, Robert Rich, System of a Down, Any and If Not All Oriental Music, Steve Roach, Megadeth, Cynic, Dream Theater, King crimson, Orbital, Gordian Knot, Gentle Giant, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Hendrix, Rage against the machine, Faithless, and a whole load of others that I'll add as I slowly remember them.
Groups: Super Mega Fantastic Cheese Lovers Of Cheddar!The Alchys Of Bromsgrove

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     Jake's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Birmingham
Body type:8' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Expecting
Occupation:Bellend
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Jake's Schools
Colmers Farm School
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Shit
Minor: Hole
 

2003 to Present



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About me:


Heyyy, I'm Jake, I'm about yea high -Points quite a way up to the sky- and I like music. I'm a really really laid back personality and I don't usually have a lot to say for myself. I guess you could say I'm almost a hippy, I'd be more than content living on a hill by the sea or something, or in a valley somewhere real beautiful :). I have no other reason for a personal profile on here than to promote my stuff now because everyones migrated to facebook :(. Gutteddd. I like myspace way more than facebook :). Anyway here's some stuff I made. If one of them is empty then rest assured it'll be filled up in due time ;)

Ambience

Progressive Songwriting

Mathcore?

Who I'd like to meet:

   Jake's Friend Space (Top 17)
Jake has 153 friends.
 Greg 


 Matt Jones (Dakesis) 


 Jon 


 Josh[9]!!! 


 Єmz シ 


 Michael - Yes 


 MaggotBrad 


 Dakesis 


 no-man 


 Porcupine Tree 


 Meshuggah 


 Gojira 


 Incubus 


 The Amorphous Androgynous 


 Opeth 


 radiohead 


 Dream Theater 





Jake's Friends Comments
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Casey Susannah Nokes

Casey Nokes



Jul 1 2009 5:51 PM

good man! i love them! i want to own 1000's of them :D!!!!!!!!!!!

There are a few near me I drool everytime I see them! saw a beautiful one in Redditch, yellow and white, split screen, low wheels, I wet myself slightly when I saw that!

How are you good sir?

xx
Casey Susannah Nokes

Casey Nokes



Jun 30 2009 9:40 AM

Jake... random question!
But do you like VW camper vans?
xxxx
Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 16 2009 8:04 AM

your brain keeps the doctors away!!!
Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 12 2009 7:39 PM

neither can i =/
epidermis hut
Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 12 2009 7:13 PM

turbo charged rectal thermometer laced with a poision with an LD:50 of  0.00001 mg/kg, the same as polonium 210, though if i left the thermometer to cool to room temperature, it would gain the qualities of Batrachotoxins, found in the poison dart frog. a member of the dendrobatidae frog family. i promise, it only causes a cardiac arrest, as well as possibly...

arrhythmia!

heart attack ahoy!

Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 12 2009 7:02 PM

a wet sock filled with cold, raw sausages
Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 12 2009 5:36 PM

pizza cut
Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 12 2009 8:07 AM

HUT!
i hate the kids face in that thing...
Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 11 2009 8:56 PM

it wouldn't upload =(! me and brad are playing a gig at college on wednesday though if you wanna go? starts at 6 (Y)
x
Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 11 2009 8:22 PM

sound 3d? haha fair play! i've been using logic. sounds exactly like aborted's production man!!! fucking brutal! Melodic Death core for the win ;)
x
Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 11 2009 7:31 PM

i'm fucking awesome! just been jamming with brad none stop, got some amazing songs written =p! writing an E.P! what bout you?
x
Jon

Jon Collins



Jun 10 2009 10:01 PM

'sup bitch?
x
Epic Fail ;)

Larissa Green



Jun 8 2009 9:56 PM

Ahahaah spakkk =D=D
nuuuuuuuuuu dont do it, if i start laughing...i wont stop
an if i wont stop...i may get a slap off someone O_O

ahaaa

yu okayy anyways?
x
jakeybeatdownz, [H.T.F]

Jake Franklin
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Jun 4 2009 7:02 AM

haha it's a sick name man ;)
Jon

Jon Collins



May 30 2009 9:57 PM

seen it haha look up "shooting putty at the moon"
xD
Jon

Jon Collins



May 30 2009 8:32 PM

haha awesome man! go on urban dictionary! it's fucking immense! BROWN CLOWN MAN! xD!!!
xx
Jon

Jon Collins



May 30 2009 8:10 PM

haha you have fun then man? i'm great haha. and do you like my urbandicktionary thing? =p?
how are you?
xx
Jon

Jon Collins



May 30 2009 7:46 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shootin%20outta%20my%20ass

or

1. shootin outta my ass


a surplus, more than most people expect; doesnt always have to be money, it could be other things like luck or diarrhea

Yesterday, I bought a PS3 and a nice 30 inch flat screen to go with it. It cost me over a grand. Money was shootin outta my ass!
Greg

Greg



May 30 2009 2:55 PM

ahahah ALMIGHTY ALLLLLAHHH!!!!! will come and help us non-islamic raggamuffins
Casey Susannah Nokes

Casey Nokes



May 22 2009 8:04 PM

and the same also goes to you (read the comment I left Greg and you will understand)
Matt Jones (Dakesis)

Matt Jones (Dakesis)



May 21 2009 12:54 PM

yeh man. weve got a couple more in the making. and yeh if your coming on saturday our set starts at 6:00 and weve got 45 minutes XD
Jon

Jon Collins



May 14 2009 10:10 AM

lmfao really?! which one? dude...i think i'm pregnant
x
Jon

Jon Collins



May 14 2009 7:56 AM

lmfao what the fuck man! what were you smoking when you wrote that?
x
Casey Susannah Nokes

Casey Nokes



May 13 2009 5:06 PM

Lmao!! Gimp :D!!!!!! I love it! ooo good times, you better be getting good!!!!
Just college work, pubs etc, trying to find a job and doing some gig photography :D! yayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
I have not seen you for ages :'(!!! JAKE!!!!!! WE MUST CHANGE THIS!
Casey Susannah Nokes

Casey Nokes



May 12 2009 8:36 PM

stylish young sir!! you have a nack!! photoshop??!
yay Jakearoo is good :)
been up to much?
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