Douchebag1
"Hot Chicks with Douchebags on Myspace"

Male
31 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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GeneralCheck out my blog at www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
MusicNew Kids on the Block, Gerardo, Color Me Badd
MoviesIf Looks Could Kill
Television21 Jump Street
HeroesDonkey Douche, Pat, Glinty and White Chocolate.

     Douchebag1's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Gemini



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About me:
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I run the blog www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com. If you're a hottie and like to hang out with unemployed alcoholics who'll drool on your sneakers while staring at your boobs, drop me a line. If you're a douchebag, piss off, douchebag.

Who I'd like to meet:
Hot chicks without douchebags.

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 Baron Von Goolo 


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Baron Von Goolo





Jun 24 2008 1:51 AM

So are you doing a signing tour? And if so, is primacy placed on cities with a heavy 'bag demographic or on cites that, you know, can read?
Ken





Jun 20 2008 4:33 PM

Do you think Pumpy will attend the signing? You might consider security--nothing more dangerous than a disgruntled scote hopped up on Vodka and Red Bull.
eric jonathan





Jun 19 2008 10:21 PM

when the book comes out, i might actually learn how to read so i can enjoy it.
Billy





Jun 19 2008 11:50 PM

YIEW! dead syked for your book mate!
do you deliver to Australia?
Im keen to come to Las Vegas for your book launch, but its a bit far away. anyone want to buy my plane ticket? :D
feel free to use any of my douche-scrote pictures from my photos section and put up on your site. hahaha.
casio





Jun 19 2008 8:53 PM

i love all it is that you do!! as for hotties with douchedags, just try to think of the hotties as douchebags with tits. 'cause that's probably what they are, female douchebags. they're meant for one another.

love,
casio!
Michele Leigh





Jun 18 2008 10:32 AM

your site makes me happy every morning.
Super Shantopendance





Jun 17 2008 2:12 PM

Ingenious.
Brad





Jun 16 2008 2:54 PM

I have such an endless wealth of respect for you.
Ponch by nite





Jun 15 2008 9:57 PM

needed a good laugh so u know where i went!
just jen





Jun 5 2008 11:25 PM

Are you doing a book tour??!
Bill





Jun 5 2008 12:43 PM

Easily the top bag of the bunch.

Photobucket
MICHELLE☆





Jun 3 2008 9:06 AM

i just read ur blog hahahah its brilliant hahaha :)x
Ritchie A.





Jun 3 2008 7:53 AM

No doubt about it...Your site is the BEST!!
sKoT





Jun 2 2008 12:13 PM

Great site! Such a wealth of douchery to enjoy,...
Pumpy Rules!
Will





May 27 2008 6:58 AM

Happy Birthday DB1
Fuck you, pay me





May 24 2008 2:40 PM

Great site dude.
Keep up the douchebaggery!
Allison





May 24 2008 9:05 AM

Was there really any doubt that Bra would be HCwDB of the month? He is on another level of douche...
becks





May 23 2008 8:07 PM

Thanks for the add! Visiting your website is the highlight of my day here in my douchebag-filled office :)
Gant





May 23 2008 5:59 PM

Douchebag!
Rena





May 22 2008 10:48 AM

Your wit is off the hook.
MARK





May 17 2008 9:08 AM

My brother, you continue to amaze- can't wait to see the new book. Please keep us updated on Vegas. Will be there fa sho- Your Friend,
Anthony LaBaglia
nic





May 14 2008 8:23 PM

Seriously...I am hurting after laughing so hard at some of the updated douchebaggery on the site. Please send me the appropriate meds/hotts and monetary compensation to avoid a possible lawsuit due to my laugh-induced pain.
Thank you!
Adamoda14





May 10 2008 2:38 PM

In honor of the emergence of Bra as one of the primary douche bags of his time, I'd like to make DOUCHE JAMS
available for download, once again.
Adam





May 1 2008 9:07 PM

Dude- I say we declare an all war, or at least a strong campaign against douchebaggery. I can form the east coast army, i have soldiers in the waiting. The Jersey Shore (my hometown) gets invaded every Memorial Day to Labor Day. Their numbers are massive. Something needs to be done.
william wallace
ls





Apr 30 2008 7:25 AM

is kanye west bringing douche into the african american community?
Bo





Apr 23 2008 3:24 PM

Thanks for the inspiration to create this fun new game:
Holmes





Apr 12 2008 10:56 PM

straight up, vato, you're the man. never have i seen anyone so masterfully rearrange the words "douche", "chode" and "scrote". you have a gift that borders on godhood

keep up the good fight.
dave





Apr 10 2008 12:13 PM

true master
Francakes





Apr 6 2008 10:00 PM

DB1:
I would just like to say that you are a doing a great service for the rest of us who don't fall under the same category as the unfortunate men featured on your site. You're doing God's work my friend.

and on another note: we similar taste in cheap booze, i too am down with the mad dog and the pbr
Mikey J!





Mar 31 2008 12:18 AM

Fucking Thank you!!!
Douchebags will never die.
Wax on!!!
Zac





Mar 16 2008 9:19 PM

It's been my dream for some time to get on hotchickswithdouchebags. I have collected many accoutrements of the douche and encourage my friends to go out wearing faux-hawks with frosted tips. I throw gang signs in my photos (or the sideways peace sign) and yet none quite seem to captue the uber-scrotedom required.

I will continue in my work...maybe one day my dream will come to fruition.
Tracii Taylor





Mar 11 2008 10:02 AM

You are my hero!!! Pay no attention to the guy who posted the post under me. :) I gotta dig up some douche pics for ya.
Myspace Burnouts





Mar 10 2008 2:52 PM

Man I was just at my favorite Go Go bar and it was invaded by Douchebags that night! I wish I could have taken some pictures but I wasn't quite able to do that at the time...bummer cause one was an extreme Douchebag!
G-Star





Mar 8 2008 8:16 PM

Hey thanks for the add.
I have a request - can you do a critique of J-Lo and Marc Anthony. Thanks.
THROCK





Mar 8 2008 5:21 PM

am I a doucheyscrotebag?
Rich And Creamy





Mar 7 2008 3:57 AM

OMG

most of my party pics are douch-ey.

well at least I don't act like one! I won't cock block you from my hotties I swear!
Dustin





Feb 27 2008 7:17 AM

dude, great site! i just found it the other day and my evenings are now filled with laughter and a hightened sense of confidence...thanks.
M





Feb 25 2008 7:16 AM

Thanks for the add. Site rules. If I find some Belgian douche pics I'll surely send them over.
J.R.K.Y





Feb 23 2008 8:31 AM

Thanks for the add DB1...your site has kept me and my co-workers entertained on those long, boring days at the office...we have adopted the "douche" vocabulary and its made our work day go by a helluva lot quicker than usual...pure genius!! keep it up!!
Tony





Feb 23 2008 7:47 AM

Best. Website. Ever.
Scott Wozniak





Feb 23 2008 2:11 AM

I can't tell you how many hours of entertainment
your website has given me.  Pure f*cking brilliance!
You rock, Douchebag1! 
Scarletbutterfly





Feb 21 2008 3:08 PM

Thanks for the add~

Your site is pure hysterical brilliance!
:)
::christy::





Feb 20 2008 12:33 PM

haha you're awesome.
A. Eidolon





Feb 14 2008 12:51 PM

that comment below me is awesome, didn't know you could have identical fucktuplets. damn i havent been on your site to laugh and cry in awhile, im off.
**Estoy Loca™





Feb 14 2008 11:41 AM

Hey DB1, congrats on the book. i cannot wait
TI-TI-TI-TIMMAY!!!!





Feb 3 2008 10:43 AM

funny fukin website home slice! pure genious!
Mistress Julie's Tourgasm





Feb 2 2008 10:26 AM

Hoping you are well.

kisses!
Richard E





Jan 30 2008 8:07 PM

Thanks for the add.

Your every post is a mitzvah...and by mitzvah, I mean a submlime mix of hott and douchebag.
krystal irene





Jan 29 2008 9:28 PM

your website is BRILLIANT!!!!
دونينا بيبي





Jan 25 2008 10:53 PM

i go to your website when i need a cheerin up!
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