I run the blog www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com. If you're a hottie and like to hang out with unemployed alcoholics who'll drool on your sneakers while staring at your boobs, drop me a line.
If you're a douchebag, piss off, douchebag.
Who I'd like to meet: Hot chicks without douchebags.
Do you think Pumpy will attend the signing? You might consider security--nothing more dangerous than a disgruntled scote hopped up on Vodka and Red Bull.
YIEW! dead syked for your book mate! do you deliver to Australia? Im keen to come to Las Vegas for your book launch, but its a bit far away. anyone want to buy my plane ticket? :D feel free to use any of my douche-scrote pictures from my photos section and put up on your site. hahaha.
i love all it is that you do!! as for hotties with douchedags, just try to think of the hotties as douchebags with tits. 'cause that's probably what they are, female douchebags. they're meant for one another.
My brother, you continue to amaze- can't wait to see the new book. Please keep us updated on Vegas. Will be there fa sho- Your Friend, Anthony LaBaglia
Seriously...I am hurting after laughing so hard at some of the updated douchebaggery on the site. Please send me the appropriate meds/hotts and monetary compensation to avoid a possible lawsuit due to my laugh-induced pain. Thank you!
Dude- I say we declare an all war, or at least a strong campaign against douchebaggery. I can form the east coast army, i have soldiers in the waiting. The Jersey Shore (my hometown) gets invaded every Memorial Day to Labor Day. Their numbers are massive. Something needs to be done.
straight up, vato, you're the man. never have i seen anyone so masterfully rearrange the words "douche", "chode" and "scrote". you have a gift that borders on godhood
DB1: I would just like to say that you are a doing a great service for the rest of us who don't fall under the same category as the unfortunate men featured on your site. You're doing God's work my friend.
and on another note: we similar taste in cheap booze, i too am down with the mad dog and the pbr
It's been my dream for some time to get on hotchickswithdouchebags. I have collected many accoutrements of the douche and encourage my friends to go out wearing faux-hawks with frosted tips. I throw gang signs in my photos (or the sideways peace sign) and yet none quite seem to captue the uber-scrotedom required.
I will continue in my work...maybe one day my dream will come to fruition.
Man I was just at my favorite Go Go bar and it was invaded by Douchebags that night! I wish I could have taken some pictures but I wasn't quite able to do that at the time...bummer cause one was an extreme Douchebag!
Thanks for the add DB1...your site has kept me and my co-workers entertained on those long, boring days at the office...we have adopted the "douche" vocabulary and its made our work day go by a helluva lot quicker than usual...pure genius!! keep it up!!
that comment below me is awesome, didn't know you could have identical fucktuplets. damn i havent been on your site to laugh and cry in awhile, im off.