Baloneymonster
Baloney Monster
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HOTENDOTEY.COM
Male
100 years old
INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania
United States
Last Login: 6/12/2009
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Mood:
satisfied
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Baloneymonster's Interests
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| General | Infantophagia, Long walks on the beach, Spiced Ham... | | Music | The Misfits, Olivia Newton-John, Gregorian chants played at extremely high speeds, Beethoven with mating loons in the background. | | Movies | The Kentucky Fried Movie, Dark Star | | Television | Anything with Paula Deen in it, Oscar Mayer commercials | | Books | Anything Paula Deen wrote, Pat the Bunny | | Heroes | Paula Deen |
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Baloneymonster's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | PuLoG-Exo-2 f in the Pancake Galaxy | | Body type: | 3' 7" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Children: | Expecting | | Occupation: | Cartoon | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Baloneymonster is furtively nourished.
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About me:
I am Baloneymonster. I am not from this star system. My home world orbits a wondrous blue giant sun called Beef Tickler Six. There, it rains succulent grease which incites our females into delicious estrus. A gruesomly wettish monthlong orgy ensues. But I digress. Two of my planet's seven moons are farming satellites where our staple food source, human infants, are bred. I was sent to your puny, nitrogen-slathered orb on a scouting mission, but I have since become sidetracked by your hateful ways and hideously stupid customs. I currently reside in a group home called Hotendotey with an alcoholic, a homosexual pirate and a nun amongst others. I enjoy having relations with your so-called "luncheon meats" very much.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Pregnant human females in their third trimester, Paula Deen, Josie & The Pussycats, Glenn Danzig, Uncle Remus, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Sid and Marty Krofft, Hiroyuki Sakai, Jan Smithers, Jesus Christ, The Easter Bunny, Bo Carter, The Illinois Enema Bandit, R. Crumb, The Alien from Dark Star, Tex Avery, Luann DeGroot, Benjamin Franklin, Harold Camping, Vincent Price, Snarf, Edgar Allen Poe, Theodor Geisel, Rajneesh Chandra Mohan Jain, Joseph Pujol, Hieronymus Bosch, Thomas Crapper, Amish folks, Alexander Shulgin, Priapus, Cloacina, Gottlieb Heileman, Chrysippus and Billy Barty...but not necessarily in that order.
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Baloneymonster has 38 friends.
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