I'm a Mormon.
-I'm a homosexual.
Oh. In my church we don't believe in homosexuals.
-In my church we don't believe in Mormons.
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So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?"
But it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like, did not R.S.V.P. So I was, like, totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings; but by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier!
And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians!
And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty?
Thank you very much.
So, I JUST now watched your sing along video, and just as I thought my respect of you couldn't get any higher- WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW? It did, hahaha. You're awesome, love youu. And btw, your hair looks good in it. And also also, I FINALLY GET TO START DOING HAIR AT THE SALON. So when you come this summer, you don't have to get your hair cut in the dining room. :)
Haha, okay 'cause your mom mentioned it and I was thinking, DAMN, what horrible timing! Yeah, I'm looking forward to NY :) and don't you worry... I will bring a bundle of coats, as a matter of a fact I bought a cute Kenzie one today :)
And hey- when you come back to visit I'm planning on cooking up a poultry-fest just for you ;)
