Your Friendly Neighbourhood Alan
Alan Hotham
Alan Hotham Molested by Chewbacca while Han Solo filmed it for Yoda to jerk off to...

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20 years old
Sydney, New South Wales
Australia



Last Login: 12/21/2009
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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Alan's Interests
GeneralI Am...
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Alan
Music

Several of my favorite bands (in no particular order) at the moment include:
Deathspell Omega
Psycroptic*
Damaged*
Nirvana
Malignant Monster*
Obsidian Aspect*
Head Hammer*
Trust Co.
KoRn
The Red Paintings*
Backyard Mortuary*
I Killed The Prom Queen*
Fuck... I'm Dead*
Chimaira
Cryptal Darkness*
The Eternal*
Parkway Drive*
Potential Citizens*
The Butterfly Effect*
Blood Duster*
Lycanthia*
Norse*
Daemon Foetal Harvest*
Linkin Park
Cold
Battalion*
Evergreen Terrace
Volatile*
Punisher*
Gojira

[bands marked with an * are from Australia]..

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Heroes Gen - For teaching me to describe my actions whilst typing *cheers wildly whilst jumping around the room*

Hannouf - It rubs the lotion on its skin... It does this whenever its told...

Ally - She puts up with me more than anyone

Matthew - The dinosaur who boneheads all the pictures, lives at our house more than his own and is most accurately described as a brother

Daniel - You're an idiot but I love your antics - Both physically and verbally. Do Ya Ooot?

Laura - Happy? You're here!

Mum - Yes. She's a hero too

And last but certainly not least ALL of the many people who believe in me more than believe in myself. You know who you are. Thank you. I'd be condemned to a fate worse nothingness before without you... Thank you so much...


     Your Friendly Neighbourhood Alan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Undecided
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Proud Owner Of Worlds Largest Human Abatoir

   Your Friendly Neighbourhood Alan's Schools
Birrong Boys High School
BIRRONG, Australia
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
 

2000 to 2006



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About me:

Hey! Hey! Myspace Viewer!

I'm Alan

What can I say? *shrugs*

If you want to contact me (for some disgusting reason) or perhaps ask me something, simply drop me a line. Why should I deny the public my private life? Besides, emails and MSN is kool with a K...
hoth_man@hotmail.com


Check out ABSOLUTION They're some sort of metal band from Sydney that are pretty kool:

www.myspace.com/absolutionmetal



Check out:

THE DEAD END
From 10pm Monday Nights
on 2RRR 88.5fm


&

SMACKED ABOUT
From 11pm Monday Nights
on 2RRR 88.5fm


You'll be able to hear heaps of other metal



It Is Awaiting Prosecution!!!

Who I'd like to meet:
Pretty much anyone... And...
Chuck Norris
Barry Dawson
And...
That band Absolution

Absolution Rocks!
www.myspace.com/absolutionmetal


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Your Friendly Neighbourhood Alan's Friends Comments
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The Official Australian Juke Kartel Street Team

The Official Australian Juke Kartel Street Team



Dec 12 2009 10:59 AM

RETURN TO AUSTRALIA TOUR!
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Prime Cuts Music-Cuntscrape QLD/NSW tour Dec 10-20

Prime Cuts Music-Cuntscrape QLD/NSW tour Dec 10-20



Dec 9 2009 2:58 AM



CIRCLE OF CONTEMPT (ALBUM IN STORES NOW!)

CIRCLE OF CONTEMPT (ALBUM IN STORES NOW!)



Nov 25 2009 12:10 PM

do you like t-shirts..everyone loves t-shirts..we just might have some..or have some soon
hope you enjoyed the music
Terra Australis

Terra Australis



Nov 12 2009 5:14 AM

Hail
New track "PROCREATION" uploaded from "PREMONTION OF LIFE DEFILED" release.
Unholy black metal, have a listen, leave a comment.
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Cheers
Invisus
Terra Australis
Jesus Was An Alien

Jesus Was An Alien



Oct 27 2009 11:32 PM


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Detrimentum

Detrimentum



Oct 21 2009 8:26 AM

We are now selling all our t-shirts HALF PRICE!
We have plain logo t-shirts (£6), or the ..crucified deformation' t-shirts (£5)
All are available in skinny/girls sizes.
Check the ..Merch' section of our website - www.detrimentum.co.uk for more details
Sounds Brutal...

Sounds Brutal...



Oct 20 2009 11:16 PM

The Amenta + Subtract (NZ) + Daemon Foetal Harvest + Our Last Enemy This FRIDAY @ The Bald Faced Stag in Sydney... Hope to see you there


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Sounds Brutal...

Sounds Brutal...



Oct 20 2009 3:15 AM

Hey! This Saturday, October 23rd will see THE AMENTA + SUBTRACT (NZ) + DEMON FOETAL HARVEST and OUR LAST ENEMY @ The Bald Faced Stag.


The Amenta North American Tour


This show will be the first Australian east coast performance by the recently announced new lineup of The Amenta, with the addition of Cain Cressall on vocals and Dan Quinlan on bass and one of the final shows before THE AMENTA embark on a six week tour of North America with VADER, DECREPIT BIRTH, AUGURY, WARBRINGER and SUCCESS WILL WRITE APOKALYPSE ACROSS THE SKY.

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Medicine For Robots

Medicine For Robots



Oct 7 2009 9:59 PM

Hi there, thanks for the add! Check out our page and have a listen to our tunes! Let us know what you think...
medicine for robots
NICOLE- WITHOUT A JACKET

Nicole Clarke



Oct 5 2009 1:33 PM

hay alan!
how you going?
gigs coming up... excitted?
xx
eman

Eman Is Shiny
Online Now!


Oct 1 2009 12:23 PM

LOL dude think you commented wrong dude+)
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Alan

Alan Hotham



Sep 28 2009 8:29 AM


 

Come see Absolution this Saturday 3rd of October

$10 for 11 bands

Say ABSOLUTION @ the door!
Absolution NEEDS GUITARIST

Absolution NEEDS GUITARIST



Sep 14 2009 7:12 AM

yea bloody darcy changed them i think loll ahh well you jump on and change em al, ur the computer geek :)

-Aidan.
CLUB BLINK

Club Blink



Sep 2 2009 11:54 AM

frogmate

frogmate



Aug 31 2009 5:45 AM

freyja is staRTIN TO TEETHE......i'll try to make it out but usually home bound atm
Sounds Brutal...

Sounds Brutal...



Aug 26 2009 11:13 PM








*** OUROBOROS & BLACK ASYLUM SUPPORTS FOR CANNIBAL CORPSE IN SYDNEY ***



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DESTEND

DESTEND



Aug 9 2009 5:27 PM

Hey, we're a metal band from sydney, and we're looking for a new singer, if you know anyone interested please shoot em our way. cheers
Mother Eel - Molestors of Blue Mountains Metal

Mother Eel



Aug 9 2009 7:40 AM

Come and see why this is being called the greatest show of 2009!!
A furious night of old school death, grind and doom!
22/08/2009: Sandringham Hotel, Newtown, 387 King St.  Cheap!!

Playing alongside: Degeneracy, Corotted and Electric Fetish.
Nathan, Mother Eel
Dom K

Dominic K



Aug 7 2009 1:37 PM

hey man
hows it going?
Dom K

Dominic K



Aug 7 2009 1:37 PM

hey man
hows it going?
Condemned Remains(2 NEW SONGS UP!)

Condemned Remains(2 NEW SONGS UP!)



Jul 2 2009 10:02 AM

Thanks for the add & support.
Keep it Sick!

CHEYENNE BRUTAL DEATH METAL
SicRick (Clean Flesh)

Rick Smith



Jul 2 2009 9:59 AM

Thanx 4 the add
SicRick (Clean Flesh)

Rick Smith



Jul 2 2009 9:43 AM

Thanx 4 the add Bro
frogmate

frogmate



Jun 24 2009 1:10 PM

whats goin on mate? come to roadside burial 10th of july at town n cunt tree in st peters
CLUB BLINK

Club Blink



Jun 24 2009 7:21 AM

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