Billy

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Any day now and I'll be a daddy!Mood: jedi jediat 9:03 PM Jun 30 view more

  • Billy Martin

  • 34 / Male
  • Baltimore, Maryland, US
  • Last Login: 6/30/2009

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Interests

  • Music

    THE BIG HURT: Lessons

    Incubus, 311, Sublime/Long Beach, Soul Coughing, Kanye, Jamiroquai, Bob, Damian & Stephen Marley, Mars Volta/At The Drive In/Sparta, Lake Trout/Big in Japan, Nirvana, Wyclef, P-Funk, Galactic, The Roots, G-Love, Rare Essence, Fighters of Foo, Grateful Dead, Oasis, Faith No More/Mr. Bungle, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mother Tongue, Marvin Gaye, Circa Survive, Taking Back Sunday, Alkaline Trio, Taproot, Radiohead, Tribe Called Quest, Biggie Smalls, De La Soul, LL Cool J, Portishead, Chuck Brown, Dave Mathews Band, Jimmy Cliff, Weezer, Junkyard Band, James Brown, Barrington Levy, The Killers, Coheed and Cambria, Infectious Grooves, System of a Down, Fishbone, Green Day, King Crimson, The Used, Puya, Stone Temple Pilots, Peter Tosh, Led Zeppelin, Snot, Refused, The Vines, Fugazi, Phish, Jurrasic 5, Blind Mellon, Deftones, Al Greene, Nofx, Herbie Hancock, Operation Ivy, Finley Queay, The Samples/The English Beat, Moe, Fela & Femi Kuti, Primus, Smashing Pumpkins, Afghan Whigs, Twilight Singers, Bela Fleck, Living Colour, Our Lady Peace, The Police, Toots and the Maytals, Israel Vibrations, Miles Davis, Bad Brains, Widespread Panic, Panic! at The Disco, Gorillaz, My Chemical Romance, Lazybatusu, Jah Works, Colouring Lesson, Can't Hang, Opposable Thumbs, Freedom Enterprise & The Big Hurt .
  • Movies

    Kung Fu Hustle is the greatest movie ever!!!! The Jerk, Office Space, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Sin City, Blow, How High, The Wall, Kids, Old School, Anchorman, Dogma, Memento, Boondock Saints, Breakin, The Saint, White Chicks, Natural Born Killers, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, Breakfast Club, South Park Uncut, Space Balls, The Big Lebowski, Zoolander, Snatch, Napoleon Dynamite, Every STAR WARS movie, Bad Santa, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy and Fight Club.
  • Television

    Family Guy, Law and Order(SVU), Chapelle Show, Simpsons, House, Seinfeld, Letterman, Hero's, Smallville, South Park, Liquid Television, SNL, The Office, Jeopardy, The History Channel....COMCAST IS THE DEBIL X>.
  • Books

    The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightime, The Kite Runner.
  • Heroes

    My mom, Jessie and Dave Grohl!..

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Woodland Beach, MD and Kent Island, MD
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Musician
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

  • Liberty High

    • Sykesville,Maryland
    • Graduated: 1993
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: I concentrated on sleeping and not getting caught.
    1990 to 1993
  • South River Senior

    • Edgewater,Maryland
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    1989 to 1990

Networking

Companies

  • Stay Humble Music

    2004 thru present

Status and Mood

  • Billy Martin Any day now and I'll be a daddy!
    Mood: jedi jedi
    at 9:03 PM Jun 30
  • Billy Martin has less than 2 weeks and he'll be a daddy!
    Mood: jedi jedi
    at 9:55 PM Jun 18
  • Billy Martin has less than 4 weeks and he'll be a daddy!
    Mood: electric electric
    at 10:17 PM Jun 1
  • Billy Martin has less than 6 weeks and he'll be a daddy!
    Mood: electric electric
    at 2:47 AM May 21

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Blurbs

About me:

THE NUMEROUS MONIKERS OF MR. WILLIAM A. MARTIN JR.

Minister Of The True, True Super-Heavy Funk
Hardest Working Man In The Music Business
Forefather of Trip-Hop
Soul Daddy Number One
Original Techno Man
Real White Moses
Ambassador Of Punk
Godfather of Reggae
White Caesar
Funky Mayor
Mister Fun Time
Willy Dynamite



YOUR MOM AND THEM "LIVE".....by THE BIG HURT


"LIVE" JAM by THE BIG HURT




Every thing I say has to be funny. I like old ugly shirts. I always say things at the wrong time. I like to write. I'm very artistic. I'm abstract in every sense. I'm also very spiritual. Jessie and I married our soul mates. We have a beautiful beagle named Rosy together. They're both much smarter than me. I've smoked so much (edit), I have non stop carnival music playing in my head......"Soul Flower Take Me Flying With You...." I like to over do things. I'm terrible with cars. I love my family and my friends more than anything. I don't verbalize what I'm thinking sometimes. I have 3 god daughters. I'm always broke.....I'm a musician (and in reverse). I'm horrible with names. I haven't out grown a lot off things I should have by now. I'm paranoid. CRACK KILLS. I've killed a bat with a sock full of sand once. I've definitley pooped my pants more than once. Be good to your grandmommas. I can't rap or skate. I'm an excellent cook and a so so dishwasher. I don't change diapers (yet). I don't excersise, pay bills/taxes on time, eat right, drink in moderation, remember to put the seat down or play nice. I love Photoshop. I'm hot when I'm not fat. I don't have cable or a microwave. I've certianly been drunk enough to do anything but I couldn't tell you if I did. The 80's were gay. 1994 was a great year for Hip Hop and Alt Rock. I wash and twist my locks every day. I believe in God, truth in moderation, Amstel light & kinda believe Charlie Jaquette, who thinks that when people see aliens, it's really super evolved Asians from the future flying back in time machines to study us and put things in our butts. I drink red wine (Merlot/Cabernet/Shiraz) with anything and everything. "I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, TOO MUCH!!!!" My friends & I sing the word choad in way too many song lyrics. I've decided that underwear is for suckers and I once had a Rat Tail, a Vanilla Ice AND a Kid n Play hair cut all at once and I managed to live in a trailer only one time in my entire life.

Billy
www.myspace.com/thebighurt



Who I'd like to meet:

Jesus, a good hit man, Bob Marley, Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Cedric and Omar, Peter Griffin, Tim Burton, Elvis, Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Summer Altice, Curt Cobain, Everyone in Heroes, KRS1, Will Farrell, Your Mom, Johnny Depp, James Brown, Pac and Biggie, Phoebe from Friends, Batman, Victor Wooten, Bjork, Bruce Willis, Fez from that 70's Show, John Lennon, Marvin Gaye, Brian Eno, Woody Harelson, Toni Braxton, Some of the Spice Girls, Anthony Kedis and Flea, Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Alyssa Milano, Vern Troyer (Mini Me) so I can get him drunk, then have him pee in the corner and say "alright alright alright", Dave Chapelle, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Monica Bellucci, Scott Weiland, Bradley Nowell, Oprah, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Jack Kerouac and Timothy Leary. *DISCLAIMER - (This is not a "dead or alive" list. It's a "what if" list. Please don't go digging up people from the list and leaving them on my door step. That shit wasn't funny!)

Comments

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  • Jun 25 2009 6:25 PM

    put YOUR CITY in our NEWEST BLOG!!!
  • Jun 8 2009 7:55 AM

    Hey do you know anybody who wants to make some FREE easy money?

    If you do will you please send them to me. Thanks I appreciate it


    Matt
  • Jun 5 2009 10:02 PM



    ITS ON!!!
  • May 26 2009 10:42 PM

    yo thanks for the props man. what band are you in? I think I've seen you before, have you ever played in college park?


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  • May 21 2009 4:11 PM

    Hey man thanks!!!! glad you like it, all we need is a damn vocalist to complete the set!
  • Apr 29 2009 1:08 AM

    Exciting...Congrats!
  • Apr 25 2009 6:23 PM

    Ahhhhh yes... And I can't wait for the festival.. :) And the baby, of course..
  • Apr 5 2009 12:05 AM

    CONGRATS to you and Jess.
    Boys are WONDERFUL! Cant wait to see lil handsom man
  • Mar 4 2009 12:24 AM

    cool beans Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Jan 10 2009 4:25 AM

    LMBO... ball's off! Represent'n NKOTB my brutha....
  • Jan 9 2009 3:02 PM


    glitter-graphics. com
    Hope all is well....
  • Jan 7 2009 9:45 PM

    ass fries!
  • Jan 1 2009 6:15 AM

  • Dec 5 2008 6:08 PM

    Mark this down on your calendar!!! Seriously!! Come and help support original LOCAL MUSIC!!! 98 ROCK STYLE!!!!! NOISE IN THE BASEMENT - FLETCHER's 12/15/08.
    We're playing so see you there! - What do ya say?

    NITB 12/15/08
  • Dec 4 2008 4:20 PM

    Hey! How have you been yo? =P

    Have you gotten a chance to grab a FREE copy of our new acoustic CD yet?

    www. trueanthem. com/katius

    But seriously, how have you been doing lately?

    -Katius-
  • Nov 23 2008 2:14 PM

  • Oct 8 2008 5:05 PM

    Hey...We're going to be playing at Angel's Rock Bar in Baltimore this Thursday with some great bands. This may be one of the last live shows at the club. Hopefully, we'll see you there.


    Thanks for the support!!!
  • Oct 3 2008 4:50 AM

    May you be safe,
    May you be happy,
    May you be whole,
    and may you have peace,
    love and unity!

    Happy Birthday,

    Dave
    X
  • Oct 3 2008 2:52 AM

    happy berfday
  • Oct 3 2008 2:48 AM

    birthday beer golf on me.
  • Oct 2 2008 8:48 PM

    birthday happy
  • Oct 2 2008 5:30 PM

    Happy Birthday Old Man... :) We need to hang out soon.
  • Oct 2 2008 4:32 PM

    Happy Birthday! Hope all is well with you!
  • Oct 1 2008 8:06 PM

    Happy Bday