Hey Lauren Benet!..i mean bennit...i mean bennette.... shit i don't know why i even try to spell it if im too retarded to remember your last name even though i claim to know you
hey cutie! what up? long time no talk what have you been up to? hows the boy toy? i would hope u have been well? i see u guys just had the Mexico run? have fun? im sure you did! later
Studying...going to a little get together with friends at a gathering..I believe lol. Universal Studios with the fam...shit like that...lol Busy weekend...first in a long time.. Kitten
REAL GOOD!!! YOU GO TO MT JAC? I JUST GOT OUTA MY APT AND GOT HOUSE MY BIRTHDAY WAS ON THE FIRST IT SUCKED PAYING 1750 TO RENT WHEN I COULD HAVE GONE SHOPPIN BUT O WELL YOU REMEMBER RYAN LEHR FROM SCHOOL?
he just moved down the street lol but its a waaaay nicer house...in between hemet st. and soboba... ya the old pad was ok but it got kinda old not having a bathroom after while!!
well i probablly will i figure ill just keep all my stuff at my parents so ill always have somewhere and just stay at ryans all the time..did i tell you he moved?
its just to expensive and i dont have a full time job so allll my money goes to rent and i cant take it anymore plus im at ryans like 24/7 anyways..im gonna miss it but will be happy to have money again...i think im having a bday party at raeanns on the 3rd u should come! its gonna be jungle theme
Yeah I might move to Kansas to be with my boyfriend. He is going to a University out there, and transfer to his university or another one...if not Cali States are good..I love my school. Expensive..but love it! Kitten
"A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today. Said she was retaining water. I told her not to worry the dam of cellulite should keep us all safe for the next few years!"
"A skinny woman with a hooked nose olive-oils into the shoe store and says "I want something to make me look sexy". I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in and stands next to you!!"."
"A fat woman clip-clops into the shoestore today and says "I want something I can feel comfortable in." so I said "Try Wyoming!"."
"Then this woman comes in who doesn't speak English. She points at the shoes, I point at the door. She points at the sky and then knees me in the nay-nays!"
"Let me explain. It’s just like an elevator. There’s a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes..."
"A customer walks into the shoestore today. A tall willowy brunette. She sits down and asks to try on a pair of size 12 pumps. So I sit down there, doing my business and I notice she's wearing a garter belt whick I like. All the time she'd smiling at me. Suddenly she uncrosses her legs like in Basic Instinct..... It was a guy!!!"
"A fat woman walked into the shoe store today. She was so fat, she had three smaller women orbiting around her."
"A woman comes into the shoestore today, so huge she's protected by GreenPeace. She asked for a pair of sixe 4 so I asked if she'd eat them here or take them home. Then she has the nerver to complain about my performnce!"
"A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today, she asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly I suggest she wear a sign that says "Don't shoo
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