Dylan Moran, Jason Segel, Kevin Smith, Tori Amos, Maynard James Keenan, Fedor Emelianenko
Some of my favourite quotes....
Bill Hicks (Greatest man who ever lived):
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.”
''Because you know if you play New Kids on the Block albums backwards they sound better. "Oh come on, Bill, they're the New Kids, don't pick on them, they're so good and they're so clean cut and they're such a good image for the children." Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking ROCKED! I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his fucking HEART!''
From Clerks II:
Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.