Once upon a time, the Sparkle Motion Machine was orbiting the earth, and in it were the beautiful Co-Co, LoLi Pop, and Ambr33zy. While the three freaks of nature were seducing each other with their stank and sinful vocal harmonies, a space craft from the future called the Bass Station 5000 collided violently into the ladies' Sparkle Motion Machine. On the control decks of the Bass Station 5000 was super-producer Jay-Sonic and world class gigolo Funky Finger Mark devising their masterplan to rule the universe with the Oakland Bump. The result of this fortunate collision was nothing less than perfect. Ladies and gentlemen, the birth of HOTTUB!
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Jason Stinnett at
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come to fresno! :) fresno seriously needs you classy mother fuckinnnnn ladys. there's a dance club in the tower district of fresno thats called lush. everyone that has seen your stuff cannot go without seeing you giiirls live. <33 Lauren
Ambreezy, I hate you. Do you know why? Because you spat water in my face at your last show. I would ask you to apologize, but since I know you Hot Tub chicks were raised by wolves, such a request would fall on deaf ears.
Thanks to you Ambreezy, I have herpes in my eyes and will need a lifetime supply of Valtrex. (But at least I can still ride my bicycle on a mountain, play basketball, walk with my loved one and my dog on a breach, and practice yoga)
I know why you spat the water out Ambreezy. Because the only clear liquid you’re used to putting in your mouth is vodka.
I wouldn’t eat hot tub pussy with the lips of Lucifer.
The Pacific Ocean becomes a hot tub once one of you plus size emcees farts in it.
Ambreezy, it looks like you have a Yeti in a permanent headlock, except I never knew big foot had dreadlocks.
Hey Hot Tub, Salvation Army called and they want their leopard print booty shorts back.
Lollipop, your pantyhose have more holes in it than OJ Simpson’s alibi.
Co-Co, your back has more crack Tyrone Biggums.
But I must admit, you bad bitches can rap, you can put on a good show, and you’re all pretty snazzy dressers. I can’t wait to find out which other parts of my body I can contract herpes from at your next show.
shits dope check my shit out all you L.A. hipster internet rappers come fuck with a bay area guy. new songs. effin around on some drake and kid cudi beats!!! hottub you nice!!! check my shit. cousin geechi . seen you guys at the mezzanine back in the day you guys are the shit
LADIES/. this thursday is gonna be REALL BUCK in frisco HOT TUB& RYE RYE ?now u allredy kno im gonna be present giggin mad hard for you ladies but the krew is rollin out too so we get shit real buck/. and RYE RYE donest play so u girls do what u do best and SET THE SHIT OFF/. -respect. -lexx
I was very sorry to miss it too...was halfway to the bridge when Robin gave me a phone-in concert for my listening pleasure, it was "Man bitch" Can't wait for the next though, hope you gals are well!
ohhh hottub...I got nothin but love for you all...Friday night was out of control...thank you for making the cream dream of my life come true!! All kinds of peace and love, Stenny T. McNasty
