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House of Nolahn presents The Bargain Bin Review: Reviewing the Movies No One Else Will Touch
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LITTLE FALLS, New York
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Last Login: 11/20/2009
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| General | The Bargain Bin Review is constantaly on the look out for the best of the best of the worst -- the kind of movies that are so monumentally bad that they circle back around to being good fun.
Read all about it yourself at BARGAIN BIN REVIEW. | | Music | Lately, I've been playing music while cooking (I cook all the meals for my family -- sorry ladies, I'm taken).
Good cooking music includes Gnarls Barkley, Sly & the Family Stone, David Bowie, vintage U2, Beastie Boys' "Check Your Head," Miles Davis and the original soul men, Sam and Dave. | | Movies | Find out for yourself at BARGAIN BIN REVIEW. Otherwhise, anything with giant monsters in 'em. | | Television | If you read TV Guide and TelevisionWithoutPity.com, you don't need a TV. | | Books | Strangely, all of my favorite books contain talking animals: George Orwell's "Animal Farm," C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe" and Richard Adams' "Watership Down."
I don't know what that says about me, and I don't care to speculate either. | | Heroes | Richard Dawson. |
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BlogPick, Madame Dolly's InteLECKtual Salon, FilmPick, ACTAV, Blog Duels, The Moment, MySpace Blogging Humorists and Comics, Minorcan Clam Chowder movie review
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| Status: | Married | | Hometown: | C-Town, CT | | Religion: | Protestant | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Chief Reviewing Officer |
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nolahn's Schools
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Ithaca College
Ithaca, NY
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: TV/R - Advertising/PR
Minor: English
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1992 to 1996 |
Bacon Academy
Colchester, CT
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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1988 to 1992 |
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About me:
Movie reviews: You know we love 'em. But how many different reviews of the same big-budget film based on that show from your childhood can you stand to read?
You may not know this, but those big-budget films based on that show from your childhood only make up a small percentage of the movies made every year. In fact, most
films are never even released in theaters -- they go straight to DVD and/or VHS. And there's usually a very good reason why those movies don't get theatrical releases: They're crap.
Think about that a moment. The likes of "Catwoman," "Little Man" and "House of the Dead" have had nation-wide theatrical releases, and those movies suuuucked. You can imagine the quality of the films reviewed at the Bargain Bin Review.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Wow, great question. Okay, in no particular order: Jackie Chan, Ben Franklin, Elvis Presley, Amelia Earhart (first question: "Where are you?"), Ric Flair, Stan Lee, Dwight Schrute, Steve Zissou, Agatha Christie, P.T. Barnum, "Stephen Colbert" (as opposed to Stephen Colbert, if you catch my drift), George Patton, Jodie Foster, Harry Truman, Elmore Leonard, Ben & Jerry and whomever it was that came up with the idea of "Clue VCR" -- that game hammers.
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