Mz. Conduct

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is sitting on ice like a bottle of Veuve Clicquot, as i threw my back out with the dishwater.Mood: irritated irritatedat 6:15 PM Jul 4 view more

  • 52 / Female
  • PORTLAND, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 7/5/2009

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About me:

"AS LONG AS THE MUSIC IS LOUD ENOUGH, WE WON'T HEAR THE WORLD FALL APART." Wayne County in the film Jubilee...
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snarky sex advice columnist, garage sale freak, retro kitsch artist, vodka, music, weight room, animal lover, brat, insatiable gutterslut, working on a book and traveling this year. read my column at: http://www.mzconduct.com!

THE OBLIVION SEEKERS @ DUFF'S GARAGE in Portland, Oregon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_yWVOW614

Heidi, thank you for singing this just for me the other night. You are a one and only.

Who I'd like to meet:

..my other half... oh, wait, i did!




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  • Jul 1 2009 5:00 PM

    Tarrah gets all the spankings today...lucky girl. 32 of 'em!
  • Jun 21 2009 11:22 PM

    sorry I wasn't there, keep me posted on future gigs please!!1 I love Pat!
  • Jun 17 2009 3:23 AM

    Yay!!! Whoregasm Party!  And music too! (he he) See yas all there!
    big smoochies to my smoochie girl,
    Bridget
  • Jun 16 2009 3:48 PM

    Yay!!!
  • Jun 15 2009 1:59 PM

    This Time its for real
    The Know on Monday and Club 21 on Wednesday.
    Come on through to which ever one works for you.
    Some local bootlegs from the 90's too!
  • Jun 1 2009 4:02 PM

    hey thanks for checking us dames out , we'll be in Portland Aug 11th , hopefully you can make it out to the show 
    xoxoxoxox
    Until then check out this live webcast on flashrock
  • May 30 2009 4:27 PM

    yup takes one drunken dorkasaurus to know what your drunken dorkasaurus did to his ankle he he ahhh :(( xo
  • May 27 2009 10:06 PM

    Congratulations!  A lawyer in the family!  Way cool!
    coco
    Bridget
  • May 27 2009 10:06 PM

    Hey, come see us on Saturday at Slabtown The Low Arts, The Worthless Children, Beyond Veronica Photobucket


  • May 21 2009 4:07 PM

    We are looking forward to seeing you two on Saturday, there's enough people helping that it won't be torture and it will be quite a party after YAY! Thanks for helping in advance and btw your son is so handsome you must be so proud!
  • May 18 2009 11:52 PM

    Hi Sweetie! Welcome home! I know your exhausted. I'm looking at Ben's photos. I bet you cried at his graduation!!! When you are rested, let's get our poopsie pups together and have a picnic. I have photos from Nuggets but I have to crop them because my camera is 12 pixel - too much information. I got some cool shots of Pat. Dan is working on the video I captured on my camera. It'll take a couple of weeks. The whole show was great really. Everyone really worked hard and it was a pleasure to see people coming out and donating for the Ethos center of Music (to benefit disadvantaged children in the musical arts). I love my sweet Kimi. Congratulations re Ben! Hooray! A HUGE milestone and another notch in your mamasita belt!
    Talk to you soon!
    Bridget
    PS Chris Newman is playing May 22nd. His music touches me like, a lightbulb went off.
  • May 15 2009 5:10 AM

    Sorry this is so late, but thank you and happy mom's day to you too! Word.
  • May 13 2009 3:25 PM

    Have a safe trip! Aww, aren't you the proud mama! Congratulations to you too for such a fine job raising a fine young man!
    xoxo
    Bridget
  • May 10 2009 8:10 PM

    Mother of Mothers!
  • May 10 2009 8:10 PM

    mothers day flowers 2 Pictures, Images and Photos

    I woke up and was going to get on here and send you a bouquet! And to my delight I had received a beautiful comment frm YOU!
    Happy Mother's Day to YOU mamasita!!!! Have fun in Michigan! We'll miss you at the show but I think I will try to record it!
    Love you tons,
    Bridgie
  • May 10 2009 3:42 PM

    mothers day Supermom.jpg Pictures, Images and Photos
  • May 10 2009 1:39 AM

    You are a Love Bug!
  • May 4 2009 3:26 PM

    I want an autographed copy
  • Apr 30 2009 3:53 PM

    Yeah, I love the new song. It does now Cramps influenced! Very cool Rapid. Lovin it.
  • Apr 29 2009 4:40 PM

    happy anniversary, right?! xo
  • Apr 27 2009 11:47 PM

    I will, sweet Kimi!
  • Apr 27 2009 3:43 PM

    what can I say, I'm an Aries... ;) ... & you are SUPER wonderful. & I'm loving the Rabid song you have on right now, it's kinda Crampsy.
  • Apr 27 2009 3:43 PM

    hello ms.
    kimi,hows things goin' for you in this crazy world?
    i'm doing okay,just trying to make sense of things in my life
    at this time,and moving forward with it.
    I'm getting lonely,
    so i'll probably start dating again soon,maybe meet someone
    i can hold onto again.
    life hurts and love hurts,but there's a lot
    of changes and blessings too! gotta take the good with the bad.

    hope things are good with you and yours.

    talk to you again soon,
    ~S
  • Apr 26 2009 4:37 PM

    Your house, is a very, very, very fine house.......................

    I'm so happy that you chose the one you did. I love you two very beautiful souls.

    xo
    Mr. and Mrs. D - 10 years
  • Apr 26 2009 1:35 AM

    SNOWBUD TONIGHT ON 82ND @ RED ROOM!

Interests

  • General

    writing, art of all kinds, boys with eyeliner, crazy hair, music, hiking, drinking, smoking, traveling, creating, my dog and every other animal on earth, the gym and bloody marys afterwards. swimming in the river and wine tasting. sex, talking about sex, writing about sex, taking sex ed classes such as strap-ons 101. the sun, nature, gargage saling, being goofy, laughing, screaming, loving.
  • Music

    Rabid Garfunkel, anything Sir Chris Newman does, Heidi Hellbender heals me, Oblivion Seekers yeah, Monica Nelson, Obituaries, Nouvelle Vague, Duane Jarvis, Reverend Horton Heat, John Doe, Ben Harper, Sublime, Fiona Apple, Misfits, Edith Piaff, Stevie Wonder, Enigma, Ben Webster, Billie Holiday, old soul, Katt the kitty princess, Theatre of Sheep, Social Distortion, old school punk, Sonic Youth, Jeff Buckley, the Cure, Johnny Cash, old blue eyes, Elvis, Tom Jones fucking rocks, Kraftwerk, Dead Can Dance, Etta James, Willie Bobo, the Poques- Rum , Sodomy and the Lash, hell yeah, Leonard Cohen, cocktail mixes and... I'm out of breath now. R.I.P. Lux Interior.
  • Movies

    True Romance, Wild at Heart, Damage, La Femme Nakita, Run Lola Run, Streetcar Named Desire, Sunset Boulevard, Johnny Darko, Belle du Jour, (Cronenberg's) Crash, Until the End of the World, Grindhouse, Girl on a Bridge, Until the End of the World, Best in Show, Walk Hard-the Dewey Cox Story, countless others.
  • Television

    Discovery channel, Simpsons, Family Guy... but not a whole lot more than that. DEXTER rocks!
  • Books

    Confederacy of Dunces, Biographies, Tom Robbins, Sylvia Plath, Erotica, anything by David Sedaris, Bukowski, Kerouac, my dearly departed friend and mentor, Stew Albert's writings, Chuck Palaniuk, Kafka, Henry Miller, Anais Nin.
  • Heroes

    My son, Rabid Garfunkel, Susie Bright, Dan Savage, Annie Sprinkle, David Sedaris... and myself!

    Myspace.com Blogs - .683..brunch with ART GARFUNKELS son - ThE ReZaBeK LoG.. MySpace Blog
    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog....

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Portland, Oregon
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Height: 5' 4"
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: sex advice columnist

Schools

  • Simpatico

    • San Francisco, CA
    • Graduated: 1974
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: getting stoned
    • Minor: silk screening
    • Clubs: deliquent girls club
    1970 to 1974

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