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Mz. Conduct's Interests
General
writing, art of all kinds, boys with eyeliner, crazy hair, music, hiking, drinking, smoking, traveling, creating, my dog and every other animal on earth, the gym and bloody marys afterwards. swimming in the river and wine tasting. sex, talking about sex, writing about sex, taking sex ed classes such as strap-ons 101. the sun, nature, gargage saling, being goofy, laughing, screaming, loving.
Music
Rabid Garfunkel, anything Sir Chris Newman does, Heidi Hellbender heals me, Oblivion Seekers yeah, Monica Nelson, Obituaries, Nouvelle Vague, Duane Jarvis, Reverend Horton Heat, John Doe, Ben Harper, Sublime, Fiona Apple, Misfits, Edith Piaff, Stevie Wonder, Enigma, Ben Webster, Billie Holiday, old soul, Katt the kitty princess, Theatre of Sheep, Social Distortion, old school punk, Sonic Youth, Jeff Buckley, the Cure, Johnny Cash, old blue eyes, Elvis, Tom Jones fucking rocks, Kraftwerk, Dead Can Dance, Etta James, Willie Bobo, the Poques- Rum , Sodomy and the Lash, hell yeah, Leonard Cohen, cocktail mixes and... I'm out of breath now.
Movies
True Romance, Wild at Heart, Damage, La Femme Nakita, Run Lola Run, Streetcar Named Desire, Sunset Boulevard, Johnny Darko, Belle du Jour, (Cronenberg's) Crash, Until the End of the World, Grindhouse, Girl on a Bridge, Until the End of the World, Best in Show, Walk Hard-the Dewey Cox Story, countless others.
Television
Discovery channel, Simpsons... not a whole lot more than that.
Books
Confederacy of Dunces, Biographies, Tom Robbins, Sylvia Plath, Erotica, anything by David Sedaris, Bukowski, Kerouac, my dearly departed friend and mentor, Stew Albert's writings, Chuck Palaniuk, Kafka, Henry Miller, Anais Nin.
Heroes
My son, Rabid Garfunkel, Susie Bright, Dan Savage, Annie Sprinkle, David Sedaris... and myself!
Simpatico
San Francisco, CA
Graduated: 1974
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: getting stoned
Minor: silk screening
Clubs: deliquent girls club
snarky sex advice columnist, garage sale freak, retro kitsch artist, vodka, music, weight room, animal lover, brat, insatiable gutterslut, working on a book and traveling this year. read my column at: http://www.mzconduct.com!
Who I'd like to meet: my other half... oh, wait, i did!
How ridiculous to believe that sadness and sickness
Are anything other than bad dreams.”
RUMI
HAVE A BRILLIANT WEEKEND !!!!!
Very busy over the next couple of weeks so will not have much time to play on Myspace, but I will be sending you lots of the good stuff through the airwaves as always.
sorry we missed Friday we have been working overtime and her pooped...will get together after the SF trip should have loads of pics and stories to share miss yous love Lorr xoxo
