About me: Hi I'm Howard the Gnome! I am a Head Promotions Gnome and used to work at Makita Power Tools with some great people. Unfortunatly the management there sucks (a bunch of idiots, I tell you!) and the good people kept leaving. The last straw was when they bounced out my best friend - I quit in protest. Now I work fulltime for Beadwhore.com. It is quite a glorious job, I get to spend my days drinking, beading, licking tattoos and getting action from the hotties. It is a perfect job for a playa gnome like me! Although it can be quite dangerous - so far I've broken my right leg twice, my left leg twice and my right arm twice. Hmmm, maybe it's all the drinking the makes me accident prone!
Who I'd like to meet: Cheerio my good mates! Life is good here in San Diego. I went to the Beer Olympics this weekend and had a jolly good time even if we were eliminated in the first round (check out the pics). Next up on the calendar is the annual St. Patrick's Day pub crawl in Orange County, CA - woohoo! And preparations have begun for the krewes annual RAGBRAI trip in July.
Hey Howard!!! How's it hangin'? Hope you've been using lots of Gorilla Glue on all your breaks and cracks...er...well, you know what I mean! Cheers, and Happy Riding! xox Elizabeth
XO,Gnome Nation
