Ari
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in Blackjack.

Male
34 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States



Last Login: 12/24/2007
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    Ari's Interests
GeneralPolitics, baseball, having nerdy philosophical discussions about comedy until way too late.
MusicHip-hop (mostly old school and turntablist), punk, Tom Waits. Going to Ghostface on Monday b/c my friend Katty is fucking rad and gets me into Ghostface shows.
MoviesAnything that's not Transformers. Michael Bay can eat a bag of broken dicks. Autobots: Retroactively cheapen my childhood!
TelevisionWatching an awful lot of Newhart lately... every day without fail I watch Jeopardy, The News Hour with Jim Lehrer, Daily Show and Colbert. I'm also watching Planet Earth on DVD -- the original BBC tapes: no disrespect to Sigourney Weaver but she's just narrating -- Sir David Attenborough friggin' EXPLAINS this stuff.
BooksI'm reading two books at the moment: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (so sue me) and Introducing Fractal Geometry. Good thing I'm not a nerdball or anything.
HeroesAquaman

     Ari's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York City
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Ari's Schools
Brookline High
Brookline,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1989 to 1993

   Ari's Companies
Upright Citizens Brigade
New York City, New York US
Instructor




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   Ari's Blurbs
About me:
I'm 32 years old. I live in New York's delightful and comparatively crime-free Lower East Side. I'm married to a very pretty lady and have a very handsome dog. I am from Boston. I get paid to teach and perform comedy for a living, so even at its worst, life is pretty damn good.
Who I'd like to meet:
If I could chose one person, living or dead, to have lunch with I'd pick Anne Coulter, dead.



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Pop Haydn


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Jun 10 2009 11:29 PM

Colossal Medicine Show News!

Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"

We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.



The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.

It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

For more information and video go to my Myspace Profile or:

PopHaydn.com
A Slice of Brooklyn Pizza Tour





Jun 2 2009 11:46 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARI!

SATANICIDE





Apr 8 2009 12:37 AM

SATANICIDE 10th ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!!

Friday, May 1st @ 11:30 pm at Mercury Lounge in NYC.

Advance tix are available here: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0000426ABDFB8594?artistid=1304520&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=200

Special guests Sex Slaves and Moi? commence at 9:30pm.

Mercury Lounge is at 217 E. Houston in New York City.

The Other Side Project





Jul 26 2008 3:51 PM

Dial E For Elevator
The Other Side Project





Jun 29 2008 3:46 PM

Coming July 17th, 18th and 19th to the The Bryant Lake Bowl.
.. a sketch comedy show to end all sketch comedy shows.

With Bits-O-Hilarity from:
Denson&Young, Drinking With Ian, Neutrino Twin Cities, The Other Side Project, The Result, And More!!!




Order your tickets ONLINE!!!

Children of the Unicorn





Jun 20 2008 7:06 PM

2 NYC shows coming up!

Fri. 6/20 at Fontana's at 11:30pm.

Wed. 6/25 w/ Little Death (featuring Moby) at Mercury Lounge, 8:30pm

Advance tix recommended for the Merc Show -- go to www. mercuryloungenyc. com
Kathryn





Jun 2 2008 8:40 PM

Happy Birthday!
Bradford





Jun 2 2008 1:27 PM

Happy birthday dickhead!
Mike Chicken Man





Jun 2 2008 2:14 AM

happy birthday!
Tommy Brennan





Jun 1 2008 12:25 AM

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☆NIK☆





May 29 2008 11:54 AM

Happy b-day
Robert Buscemi





Dec 30 2007 9:38 AM

Michelle Audacity™





Dec 25 2007 8:26 PM

oh man
merry christmas
Spike's Mom





Dec 24 2007 12:17 PM

rob





Nov 1 2007 12:02 AM

happy halloween
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Ludbot2000





Dec 5 2007 11:41 PM

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Kate





Nov 9 2007 12:34 PM

Chris S.





Nov 5 2007 5:29 PM


Hope to see you Saturday! We'll be made of bees.
Polyethylene





Nov 5 2007 2:55 AM

Hey Ari. My band, Polyethylene, is playing in NYC on Nov. 16th at Fatbaby (Lower East Side?). If you're free, it would be great to see you! We go on early - 8 PM sharp!
-Elena
Candace the Great





Oct 25 2007 12:33 PM

Who misses you more than me? Nobody! Ok, on a daily basis, maybe your wife, family and close friends but I'm up there. How you doin'? I hope all is well in Ari land and that your killin' em as always. Cane
Matt Fried





Sep 24 2007 6:36 PM

Like a Walter... I dunno - I just wanted to say "Hi."
BASSPROV





Sep 21 2007 4:33 PM

Chris S.





Sep 16 2007 7:58 PM


Good to see you last week. Hope to see you at this one!
Chopper





Sep 2 2007 10:03 PM


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Michelle Audacity™





Aug 30 2007 9:28 PM

Howdy ari :D
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