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Ari
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Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in Blackjack.
Male
34 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States
Last Login: 12/24/2007
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Ari's Interests
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| General | Politics, baseball, having nerdy philosophical discussions about comedy until way too late. | | Music | Hip-hop (mostly old school and turntablist), punk, Tom Waits. Going to Ghostface on Monday b/c my friend Katty is fucking rad and gets me into Ghostface shows.
| | Movies | Anything that's not Transformers. Michael Bay can eat a bag of broken dicks. Autobots: Retroactively cheapen my childhood! | | Television | Watching an awful lot of Newhart lately... every day without fail I watch Jeopardy, The News Hour with Jim Lehrer, Daily Show and Colbert. I'm also watching Planet Earth on DVD -- the original BBC tapes: no disrespect to Sigourney Weaver but she's just narrating -- Sir David Attenborough friggin' EXPLAINS this stuff. | | Books | I'm reading two books at the moment: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (so sue me) and Introducing Fractal Geometry. Good thing I'm not a nerdball or anything. | | Heroes | Aquaman |
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Ari's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | New York City | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate |
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Ari's Schools
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Brookline High
Brookline,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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Ari's Companies
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Upright Citizens Brigade New York City, New York US Instructor
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About me:
I'm 32 years old. I live in New York's delightful and comparatively crime-free Lower East Side. I'm married to a very pretty lady and have a very handsome dog. I am from Boston. I get paid to teach and perform comedy for a living, so even at its worst, life is pretty damn good.
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Who I'd like to meet:
If I could chose one person, living or dead, to have lunch with I'd pick Anne Coulter, dead.
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