Team Facelift is a New York-bred rap group consisting of three rappers: Machine, Fat Jew, and Fonda (aka Ginger Ale), and one producer, Tommy Mas.
Our aim is basically to do to rap what Elton John did to being gay.
We are in full support of: not giving a fuck, our moms, silent investors, groupies, transvestites, Jews, Asian men with delicate feet, dancing, knife fights, getting attention, dust, Spanish girls, Dr. Malachi York, public access television, manicures, sponsors, dropping out of high school, going to college, our albums, love, dressing like Ray Romano, getting fucked up, New York, 109 and Second, 101st and Lex, 94th and cracksterdam, 89th and Madison, hating on tourists who live in Brooklyn, friends, godbodies, our legal team, the gutter, Dominique Wilkens's flat-top, loofahs, heavy eye contact, Philipinos, getting dusted, tangerine bathrobes, looseys, reading the Post, shitty rap, meeting up with people to talk, sniffing blow, pinky rings, dames, piss, mechanical parts, starched collars, learning new things, rap music, blood sweat and tears, dudes who weep, white people, Claw$, slam dancing/mosh pits, selling drugs, exciting activities, shame, trust falls, beating up other rappers, people who listen to our music, parents, thugging it, hustling everything from nude photos to overpriced bags of crystal, frantically screaming at relatives, lying to girls, babes, David Dinkins, tasteful floral arrangements, stealing, gonzo pornography, Belgium, loosey spots from seven deuce to two fifth, emotions, hitting anyone with a bottle, firing managers, touching, hiring lawyers to review criminal cases, being charming, Central bookings in all five boroughs, wearing powdered wigs, selling out, riding horses in the nude, AIDS jokes, embarrassing our families, sweating/vomiting profusely, hypocrites, Israeli discotheques, regal riding jackets, anyone selling CD's and DVD's off of a blanket,, the whole Park Ave., moral bankruptcy, believers/fans, dance all night get depressed and undress, strip malls, vasoline, people who want to get put on because they think we will be famous, idiots, eating things you're supposed to drink, frenzied behavior, old-timey stuff, Jewish girls from Long Island, shrimp in baskets, bowties, depression, cheap champagne.
Yo, One of my home boys told me to check you all out< I am glad that I did, I am feelin ya all. Keep that shit movin, and if you are evere in the twin Cities, let me know i wann check out a live show, If you are in the Cities Please do the show at first ave. the best sound in the twin Cities. Later
Hi, I'm spectacular and sexy. I enjoy longs walks on the beach and buy my girlfriends cotton candy. I also like the smell of gasoline and socks. Just thought you should know.
Hey Sweetheart... just coming through to show some luv.. stay blessed and gorgeous:)
Muahz,
Nikole Marie
P. S. If Ur in the Nyc Area on April 25th Im Performing At Webster Hall For Make A Wish Foundation Charity Event... Details in my Schedule on Page if ur Interested:) Muaaaahz!
Hi, love your funnyness...an funkyness... and hands up for the great stunning photo of you guys imitating Manet's "dejeuner sur l'herbe", absolutely love that one ;-) take care. bye bye
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