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I really love cross-stitching and embroidering pillows and towels and hand towels and wash cloths and sometimes socks and neck ties. I also like to use various fruits to create facsimiles of cameron diaz. I once did one where i used a pineapple for her head and then grapes for her eyes and a halved pear for her nose and then two apple slices for her lips and then i used strawberry stems for her eyebrows and orange peels for her ears. My mom told me it was really good but then she chopped it up to make druit salad, but i like to imagine when i ate it that instead of eating fruit, i was really kissing her and so i would laugh and laugh while i ate the salad because she would never have a real shot with me in real life because i only kiss brunettes, hahahahahaahhaaha!!!!!!1

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Music
The wiggles, barney's music hour, indonesian pop music.
Movies
The Warriors, The Barbies vs Dracula, Satan's Cheerleaders
Television
The Wiggles, blues clues, Dragon Ball Z
Books
Sports Illustrated, the catcher in the rye, hop on pop, go dogs go
Heroes
Ronald Reagan, Stalin.

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Sometimes people are amazed at my abilities. I spend large amounts of my time reconstructing historic forts out of baby carrots and vasoline; i find this to be my main passion. I also am a level 47 red mage. I considering switching over to being a blue mage or even a white mage, but i have decided that the red mage is more powerful as he summons and controls the primordial power of fire and also because artificial cherry filling is red and i really like that and it is delicious so i figure if i chose being a blue wizard i could no longer eat things with cherry filling out of spite for my rival classes of mages so here i am a red mage! I remember there was this one time when i was in Mrs. Anderson's class where shannon paid me 20$ to pretend to marry her, but according to common law marriages in texas all i needed was to announce her three times in public as my wife and i did so, so i think that i should be getting some from her, but she doesn't return my calls. Maybe she is a yellow mage or something so she isn't allowed to associate with me, although i am sure if she was allowed to she totally would be all over me and i would be like "oh.. i don't know if i can fit you into my schedule" and she would like me even more and that would all be part of my plan and we would build a tower with a white picket fence outside and have 17 children!