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  • Humerus Online

  • 29 / Male
  • North Hollywood, California, US
  • Last Login: 9/30/2009

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Latest Blog Entries

Interests

  • General

    zombies, the living dead, political humor, humor, comedy,

  • Music

    Johnathan Coulton!

    If you haven't heard "We Want to eat your brains" Click here!
  • Movies

    Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Army Of Darkness, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Fido...

  • Television

    Venture Brothers
  • Books

    Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra

Status and Mood

Blurbs

About me:


FOLLOW US ON TWITTER!
Twitter.com/HumerusOnline

Twitter.com/HumerusArt

WE ARE HERE TO AMUSE!

(ourselves mostly, but hopefully you'll like it too)



Our current line of Zombie Shirts, stickers and poster can be seen on our website:

Humerus-Store.com

Who I'd like to meet:

George A. Romero (met him!- see photos!), Bruce Campbell, Wes Craven, Lewis Black, Monty Python, Douglas Adams (missed him)... and other creative, funny and edgy people...

Comments

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  • Dec 11 2009 2:11 AM

    Join us!




  • Dec 9 2009 1:34 AM

    Signed Halloween Poster All December!

    We still have Halloween posters that we need to pawn off…I mean, that we need to make available to YOU!

    So, any order over $20 this December will receive a signed 2009 Halloween Poster! (11" x 17" and folded into a square) Years later, when you find this poster buried deep in a dusty box in your garage, you'll trick yourself into thinking you were actually AT the 2009 Calabrese Halloween show. History shall be rewritten!

    www.calabreserock.com
    ^V^
    - Jimmy C.
  • Nov 26 2009 7:40 PM

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  • Nov 1 2009 4:24 AM

    I want candy ...
    I want cookies ... 
    I want brains ...
    I want bacon ...
    Can you give me
    Something full
    Of all the stuff
    That's bad for me?
  • Oct 31 2009 4:11 PM

    Happy Halloween

  • Oct 27 2009 2:15 AM

    Davey Drum Stick Deal!

    For the month of October 2009, any online order over $20 will receive a "signed" broken or used drum stick from Davey Calabrese. All year long, Davey has been collecting these drum sticks and saving them just for you. Why does he have so my broken drum sticks? Could it be a lack of self control behind the drums? A mental disorder that causes him to destroy? Only his therapist knows for sure!

    www.calabreserock.com/store

    ^V^
    - Jimmy C.
  • Oct 13 2009 2:45 AM

    Come watch the show and hang out with us.

    Sat
    10/17/09
    The Knitting Factory!
    7021 Hollywood Boulevard, Los Angeles, California 90028
    All Ages!

    See you there!
    ^V^
    - Jimmy C.
  • Sep 30 2009 6:18 PM

  • Sep 25 2009 5:16 AM

    HELL YEAH!!

    ITS MARY! THANKS SO MUCH FOR SUPPORTING OUR MOVEMENT!


    :)

    STOP BY AND SAY HI! LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THE NOISE!!


    junkie love
    MARY MAGDALAN

    MARY MAGDALAN - MIND@WAR music video
  • Sep 21 2009 5:35 PM

    If you have a chance! Take a second and check out our newly posted track. “Kill me two times”
    Feel free to delete this, I was just wanting to let you know about it!!!
    Thanks,

    Horror.
  • Sep 7 2009 11:38 PM

    Are YOu ready for Meldrum action Humerus?
    We are Rocking the FUCK ON in Michelle's honor!
    Meldrum plays the Whisky Sept. 15
    - Spread the word!

    September 6 – Studio Seven, Seattle, WA
    September 8 – Dante’s, Portland, OR
    September 10 – Last Day Saloon, Santa Rosa, CA
    September 12 – UB’s, Mesa, AZ
    September 15 – Whisky A Go Go*, Hollywood, CA
    See YOu in the Pit!
    <3's- Meldrum
  • Jul 31 2009 10:16 AM

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  • Jul 22 2009 7:14 PM

    Thx for the add...


  • Jul 18 2009 12:07 PM

  • Jul 11 2009 6:57 PM

    July Giveaway!
    Any Order Over $20 Receives A Free Pack Of "Dinosaurs Attack!" Cards.
    (While Supplies Last)



    We have a special offer just for you! Since we're positively hell-bent on offering the best bang for your buck, and a solid dose of random fun, for the month of July (or while supplies last...we only have a box of 48!) any order over $20 will receive a pack of "Dinosaurs Attack!" trading cards. These are the original Topps trading cards released in 1988, and still in the package (I wouldn't recommend eating the gum).

    ^V^
    - Jimmy C.
  • Jul 3 2009 8:21 PM

    THANKS FOR THE FRESH BRAINS!


    I hope you will haunt the ZOMBIE! page often!

    There's free mp3's in the blog, lots of artwork & photography in albums, videos on the main page, & merch at ZombieRocks.com

    If you dig true horror rock, art, & clothing... or if you're just a psychopath; You are always welcome here.

    R.I.P. - Eric

    Check out our new video!!
    "RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ik5ykVgOus
  • Jul 2 2009 9:52 PM

    Free Tommy Chong DVD WITH KING BONG ON JULY 7TH!
    Get it at fullmoondirect.com!


    That's right! Larnell (John Jordan), Luanne (Robin Sydney) and those crazy dudes from EVIL BONG are back for a bigger hit! Suffering from bizarre side-effects caused by smoking weed from the Evil Bong, they travel to South America in search of a cure. Deep in the jungle, they encounter the deadly KING BONG and are soon locked in a trippy - and hilarious - battle with their old nemesis Eebee and the dangerously sexy Poontang Tribe! If you enjoyed "Evil Bong", then you must have been really high! And you'll especially love "King Bong", loaded with gore, weed, and beautiful women making it the ultimate stoner-horror comedy!
  • Jun 25 2009 3:58 PM

    Minons! We're about to release our biggest film yet, CockHammer, on July 17th! Fangoria GoreZone has the EXCLUSIVE new trailer! Check it out but be warned, it's decidedly NSFW:




    Catch up on all the StrangeVille insanity with this Sweet deal! All 4 Feature Films from the Hack Movies catalog for just 25 bucks! Act now so you're not left in the dark when CockHammer ejaculates all over your big ugly face piece!

    Click the pic to get your Hack Super Pack!
  • Jun 11 2009 6:28 AM

    hey sweetie, got a big favor to ask...Hotel Cafe on june 8th, I need
    a big crowd there for that show, can you help out? tell people, tell
    yourself, show up, clap and scream loudly, bring 20 people?
    yes? :) thank you for reading this far! will I see ya?
    xo
    lelia

    ps. i am on at 8:00PM (www.hotelcafe.com for more info)

    pps. i am saying some craazeee shit on twitter.com/leliabroussard follow me? ;)
  • Jun 3 2009 5:29 AM

    Thanks for listen to our Tunes. Rock on!
    Meldrum LIFER Banner
  • May 21 2009 12:15 PM

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  • Apr 11 2009 7:19 PM

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    THE DEAD WALK! The streets of metropolitan Los Angeles have been overrun by the undead! The recent rise of popularity of “zombie” books, movies, television shows, publications, toys and other collectibles all seemed to be fantasy-based…or were they?

    It appears that all of these walking dead “creatures” are headed toward one direction – Downtown Los Angeles, in and around the Staples Center and Los Angeles Convention Center.

    It is quite fitting that the living dead have gathered around the Convention Center as Fangoria’s Weekend of Horror’s (a horror-based publication convention) is present with vendors, exhibits and celebrities all focused around the horror genre.

    The site will certainly be one to behold – hundreds, if not thousands of members of the undead walking, moaning, groaning and apparently very interested in brains!

    This time out the Zombies will be walking and collecting/donating canned goods for the LA regional Food bank. There will also be a "Blood Drive" on Saturday for those that would like donate and tap a vein!

    What: So.Cal Zombie Walk
    Where: Los Angeles Convention Center – Downtown Los Angeles
    When: April 18, 2009 at 9:00am

    For more details regarding partaking in the zombie walk or simply to witness this unique event, visit the following links for details:

    www.socalzombiewalk.com

    http://www.creationent.com/cal/fangocon/fangola.asp#zombiewalk)

    www.fangocon.com

    http://www.lafoodbank.org
  • Jan 16 2009 1:05 AM

    hope to see you!!!

    mwuah
    lelia

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  • Jan 7 2009 6:31 PM

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    THANKS FOR THE ADD!