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REJECTION HOTLINE BY STATE:..
..ALABAMA..
205-383-1788 (Birmingham)
334-541-0107 (Auburn)
..ARIZONA..
520-917-0480 (Tucson)
602-325-0066 (Phoenix)
..ARKANSAS..
501-545-4960
..CALIFORNIA..
310-735-0099 (Los Angeles)
408-513-3090 (San Jose)
415-228-0207 (San Francisco)
424-202-6983
661-367-2388
818-301-6845 (Los Angeles)
858-492-8002 (San Diego)
916-384-0237 (Sacramento)
..COLORADO..
303-218-9999 (Denver)
719-359-8077 (Colorado Springs)
720-259-1388 (Denver)
..CONNECTICUT..
860-760-1846
..DELAWARE..
302-250-4049
..DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA..
202-448-8881
..FLORIDA..
305-503-0876 (Miami)
352-475-6679 (Gainesville)
407-970-8278 (Orlando)
813-792-4079 (Tampa)
904-879-8012 (Jacksonville)
954-880-9025 (Fort Lauderdale)
..GEORGIA..
404-260-1318 (Atlanta)
678-928-3001 (Atlanta)
706-335-0511 (Athens)
770-276-3002 (Atlanta)
912-754-5588 (Savannah)
..HAWAII..
808-756-9701
..IDAHO..
208-272-9997
..ILLINOIS..
312-588-3108 (Chicago)
630-809-3239 (Aurora)
815-404-2580 (Crystal Lake)
847-859-7254 (Evanston)
..INDIANA..
317-332-0670 (Indianapolis)
..IOWA..
641-715-0150
..KANSAS..
785-875-3188
..KENTUCKY..
270-735-1622
502-379-4025 (Louisville)
..LOUISIANA..
225-614-9641 (Baton Rouge)
504-208-2271 (New Orleans)
..MAINE..
207-376-0768
..MARYLAND..
301-576-1104
410-500-4687 (Baltimore)
..MASSACHUSETTS..
413-351-2684
508-556-3549
617-861-3962 (Boston)
781-382-3478
781-654-2925
..MICHIGAN..
248-365-0018
313-915-9016 (Detroit)
734-205-0534 (Ann Arbor)
..MINNESOTA..
612-232-1638
651-319-9775 (Minneapolis)
..MISSISSIPPI..
601-792-4440
..MISSOURI..
314-359-3930 (St. Louis)
417-326-2677 (Springfield)
573-856-4522 (Jefferson City)
816-298-0420 (Kansas City)
..MONTANA..
406-371-9027
..NEBRASKA..
402-434-6535 (Lincoln)
402-827-9874 (Omaha)
..NEVADA..
702-824-9474 (Las Vegas)
..NEW HAMPSHIRE..
603-413-2340
..NEW JERSEY..
201-428-2128
609-373-1072 (Princeton)
732-894-5017
908-636-2965
973-409-3011 (Newark)
..NEW MEXICO..
505-310-2496 (Albuquerque)
..NEW YORK..
212-660-2245 (New York City)
315-682-1822 (Syracuse)
347-689-1270
516-730-7245 (Long Island)
518-935-4012 (Albany)
646-717-8395 (New York)
716-357-2127 (Buffalo)
845-259-2245
914-269-4245
..NORTH CAROLINA..
336-455-8634 (Greensboro)
704-208-1658 (Charlotte)
828-859-2905
919-674-0320 (Raleigh)
..NORTH DAKOTA..
701-552-9028
..OHIO..
216-269-0085 (Cleveland)
330-342-3454 (Akron)
419-452-6002
440-328-3382
513-277-0088 (Cincinnati)
614-360-9876 (Columbus)
740-321-1277
937-396-7974 (Dayton)
..OKLAHOMA..
405-213-1048 (Oklahoma City)
918-649-1711 (Tulsa)
..OREGON..
503-207-0299
..PENNSYLVANIA..
215-618-1505 (Philly)
412-567-2767 (Pittsburgh)
724-733-0018
814-337-4101 (Penn State)
..RHODE ISLAND..
401-648-6543
..SOUTH CAROLINA..
803-358-0885
843-303-9675 (Charleston)
864-607-9208
..SOUTH DAKOTA..
605-877-3007
..TENNESSEE..
615-238-2005 (Nashville)
901-248-9901 (Memphis)
..TEXAS..
210-280-0176 (San Antonio)
214-245-0885 (Dallas)
512-651-1907 (Austin)
713-331-9135 (Houston)
817-326-1433 (Ft. Worth)
972-836-0066 (Dallas)
..UTAH..
801-820-4032
..VERMONT..
802-922-9007
..VIRGINIA..
703-945-1694
757-215-4557 (Virginia Beach)
804-335-1422 (Richmond)
..WASHINGTON..
206-494-0827 (Seattle)
509-481-9180 (Spokane)
..WISCONSIN..
414-243-1102 (Milwaukee)
608-669-9054
..WYOMING..
307-462-2022
..CANADA..
204-272-3976 (Winnipeg)
250-984-0686 (Victoria)
403-775-9982 (Calgary)
514-667-0361 (Montreal)
519-488-2355 (London)
613-686-3620 (Ottawa)
647-476-4910 (Toronto)
778-786-8557 (Vancouver)
780-669-5270 (Edmonton)
905-963-0318 (Hamilton)
..OUR OTHER NUMBERS..
207-228-0146 (Call to Confess)
212-201-3517 (One Night Stand)
321-206-0269 (Service Industry)
323-213-4134 (It Could Suck More)
401-427-2990 (Breakup Butler)
424-202-6981 (Random)
510-285-2263
561-228-6003
619-270-9578 (Spanish R.H. ~ Male)
626-242-9958 (Spanish R.H. ~ Female)
760-481-3098 (Female-voiced R.H.)
803-234-8035 (Breakup Butler ~ nice)
805-351-8307 (Frustration Hotline 1)
817-256-9693 (Breakup Bitch)
909-723-5660 (Telemarketers Suck)
949-313-0670 (Marshmellow-mouth)
949-313-0671 (British R.H.)
949-313-0672 (Australian R.H.)
949-313-0673 (Piss On You!)
..ALABAMA..
205-383-1788 (Birmingham)
334-541-0107 (Auburn)
..ARIZONA..
520-917-0480 (Tucson)
602-325-0066 (Phoenix)
..ARKANSAS..
501-545-4960
..CALIFORNIA..
310-735-0099 (Los Angeles)
408-513-3090 (San Jose)
415-228-0207 (San Francisco)
424-202-6983
661-367-2388
818-301-6845 (Los Angeles)
858-492-8002 (San Diego)
916-384-0237 (Sacramento)
..COLORADO..
303-218-9999 (Denver)
719-359-8077 (Colorado Springs)
720-259-1388 (Denver)
..CONNECTICUT..
860-760-1846
..DELAWARE..
302-250-4049
..DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA..
202-448-8881
..FLORIDA..
305-503-0876 (Miami)
352-475-6679 (Gainesville)
407-970-8278 (Orlando)
813-792-4079 (Tampa)
904-879-8012 (Jacksonville)
954-880-9025 (Fort Lauderdale)
..GEORGIA..
404-260-1318 (Atlanta)
678-928-3001 (Atlanta)
706-335-0511 (Athens)
770-276-3002 (Atlanta)
912-754-5588 (Savannah)
..HAWAII..
808-756-9701
..IDAHO..
208-272-9997
..ILLINOIS..
312-588-3108 (Chicago)
630-809-3239 (Aurora)
815-404-2580 (Crystal Lake)
847-859-7254 (Evanston)
..INDIANA..
317-332-0670 (Indianapolis)
..IOWA..
641-715-0150
..KANSAS..
785-875-3188
..KENTUCKY..
270-735-1622
502-379-4025 (Louisville)
..LOUISIANA..
225-614-9641 (Baton Rouge)
504-208-2271 (New Orleans)
..MAINE..
207-376-0768
..MARYLAND..
301-576-1104
410-500-4687 (Baltimore)
..MASSACHUSETTS..
413-351-2684
508-556-3549
617-861-3962 (Boston)
781-382-3478
781-654-2925
..MICHIGAN..
248-365-0018
313-915-9016 (Detroit)
734-205-0534 (Ann Arbor)
..MINNESOTA..
612-232-1638
651-319-9775 (Minneapolis)
..MISSISSIPPI..
601-792-4440
..MISSOURI..
314-359-3930 (St. Louis)
417-326-2677 (Springfield)
573-856-4522 (Jefferson City)
816-298-0420 (Kansas City)
..MONTANA..
406-371-9027
..NEBRASKA..
402-434-6535 (Lincoln)
402-827-9874 (Omaha)
..NEVADA..
702-824-9474 (Las Vegas)
..NEW HAMPSHIRE..
603-413-2340
..NEW JERSEY..
201-428-2128
609-373-1072 (Princeton)
732-894-5017
908-636-2965
973-409-3011 (Newark)
..NEW MEXICO..
505-310-2496 (Albuquerque)
..NEW YORK..
212-660-2245 (New York City)
315-682-1822 (Syracuse)
347-689-1270
516-730-7245 (Long Island)
518-935-4012 (Albany)
646-717-8395 (New York)
716-357-2127 (Buffalo)
845-259-2245
914-269-4245
..NORTH CAROLINA..
336-455-8634 (Greensboro)
704-208-1658 (Charlotte)
828-859-2905
919-674-0320 (Raleigh)
..NORTH DAKOTA..
701-552-9028
..OHIO..
216-269-0085 (Cleveland)
330-342-3454 (Akron)
419-452-6002
440-328-3382
513-277-0088 (Cincinnati)
614-360-9876 (Columbus)
740-321-1277
937-396-7974 (Dayton)
..OKLAHOMA..
405-213-1048 (Oklahoma City)
918-649-1711 (Tulsa)
..OREGON..
503-207-0299
..PENNSYLVANIA..
215-618-1505 (Philly)
412-567-2767 (Pittsburgh)
724-733-0018
814-337-4101 (Penn State)
..RHODE ISLAND..
401-648-6543
..SOUTH CAROLINA..
803-358-0885
843-303-9675 (Charleston)
864-607-9208
..SOUTH DAKOTA..
605-877-3007
..TENNESSEE..
615-238-2005 (Nashville)
901-248-9901 (Memphis)
..TEXAS..
210-280-0176 (San Antonio)
214-245-0885 (Dallas)
512-651-1907 (Austin)
713-331-9135 (Houston)
817-326-1433 (Ft. Worth)
972-836-0066 (Dallas)
..UTAH..
801-820-4032
..VERMONT..
802-922-9007
..VIRGINIA..
703-945-1694
757-215-4557 (Virginia Beach)
804-335-1422 (Richmond)
..WASHINGTON..
206-494-0827 (Seattle)
509-481-9180 (Spokane)
..WISCONSIN..
414-243-1102 (Milwaukee)
608-669-9054
..WYOMING..
307-462-2022
..CANADA..
204-272-3976 (Winnipeg)
250-984-0686 (Victoria)
403-775-9982 (Calgary)
514-667-0361 (Montreal)
519-488-2355 (London)
613-686-3620 (Ottawa)
647-476-4910 (Toronto)
778-786-8557 (Vancouver)
780-669-5270 (Edmonton)
905-963-0318 (Hamilton)
..OUR OTHER NUMBERS..
207-228-0146 (Call to Confess)
212-201-3517 (One Night Stand)
321-206-0269 (Service Industry)
323-213-4134 (It Could Suck More)
401-427-2990 (Breakup Butler)
424-202-6981 (Random)
510-285-2263
561-228-6003
619-270-9578 (Spanish R.H. ~ Male)
626-242-9958 (Spanish R.H. ~ Female)
760-481-3098 (Female-voiced R.H.)
803-234-8035 (Breakup Butler ~ nice)
805-351-8307 (Frustration Hotline 1)
817-256-9693 (Breakup Bitch)
909-723-5660 (Telemarketers Suck)
949-313-0670 (Marshmellow-mouth)
949-313-0671 (British R.H.)
949-313-0672 (Australian R.H.)
949-313-0673 (Piss On You!)
Our Other Stuff
 It Could Always Suck More: 816-410-0114 |
 Call For Luck: 419-324-0040 |
 Call To Confess: 848-482-5568 |
 One Night Stand Hotline: 212-201-3517 |
 Break-Up Butler: 202-448-8883(Nice) 773-654-2628 (Not-So-Nice) |
 Break-Up Bitch: 212-201-3516 (Mean!) 267-656-2028 (no more booty calls) |
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