About me: Yes, Michael Angelo is my real name. No, I'm not a crime fighting turtle. I'm a 34 year old accountant looking to change careers (I narrowed it down to a humor columnist or a security guard for a beef jerky kiosk). The great thing about being lactose intolerant is that I don't have to throw back nasty Metamucil when I'm constipated....I just have ice cream. Fact number 287 that I'm not proud of: I've prayed for droughts so I wouldn't have to mow the lawn.
Who I'd like to meet: That 5th dentist who doesn't recommend Trident gum. Gotta respect a nonconformist.
I think the techies that used to mess up MS (and thus prompted the mass-migration) are now employed by FaceBroke. That said, you really should activate your account over there. You are kinda sorta missed...
Antidote schmantidote, you know we're all clamoring over here. Aren't you the only one that I allow to hang around after all this time without never having even a glimpse? Put that in your personality & smoke it.
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