Although the interests of the Manor residents are vast,Most of the ghastly host of specters and sprits which reside at the manor appear to be most intigued by mortals like yourself and take pleasue in walking in the shadows of the neitherworld, and frequenting other dark and dank locals such as the manor graveyard, the mosoleum, Black Hill Sanitarium, and the bowels Fearscapes Factory. The residents rarly depart from the manor grounds unless an unexpected visitor disturbs their eternal abode.
The sounds of enbalming pumps syphoning the blood out of corpses, metal saws slicing the meat away from the bone, funeral durges, and the laughter of a crazed maniac after a brutal kill of an innocent victim,shreaks, screams, unheard cries for help, and pleads for mercy! are all music to our rotten ears...We also indulge in the following maniacal music selections...
Movies
An axe to the back of the head, blood splattered on the walls, chainsaws ripping through the flesh, the last screams of an inncocent victim, and of course, a masked murderer that can not be stopped! Whether it is Michael Myers, Leatherface, Freddy, Chuckie, Jason, or an unidentified deranged psychopath hell bent on killing off as many victims as possible within the hour or so of film...we are huge fans!
Television
The horrors that reside in the manor walls also seek entertainment from the mortal world. Television they say is a theriputic brainwashing of the human mind afterall...Lets tap in shall we...
Books
A time honored resource of mind expansion. Reading is food for the mind or poision of the soul. Take a peek in the Manor library...Go ahead...Push the cobwebs aside and dust off that cumbersome bound book...
Heroes
The few we look to for guidance in creating our abomination of sociatal standards are listed below. These men have shocked the world with their brutal crimes, mass murders, and purly evil outlook on their fellow man and their total disreguard for the values of life.
Hundred Acres Manor Haunted House has only one goal...TERRIFY THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU!" We do not claim to be "spooky" or "Halloweeny" nor do we claim to be children friendly! This is not your mommy's haunted house! We recomend that anyone under the age of 13 is accompanied by an adult! We are a bloody,gorey, graphic, intense, horrifing, wet your pants, scream bloody murder, run for your life haunted attraction and operate as such! We do not grant mercy to women and children or anyone else for that matter. This is the haunted house you have been asking for! Pay us a visit and see if you can survive..really...We are challenging you!
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⊗FRESH KILL FOR 2008⊗
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"WELCOME TO HELL"
⊗2008 Dates and Times⊗
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Gates open at dusk nightly and close at 10pm on Wednesday Thursday and Sundays, gates close at 11:30 pm Fridays and Saturday evenings
Admission is $13.00 Coupons avalible on our website
Who I'd like to meet: We enjoy meeting those with weak stomachs, those who can be violently persuaded into being our lab rats. Those that have already passed on (zombies, vampires, werewolves, etc.) grave diggers, embalmers, serial killers, axe murderers, chainsaw weilding maniacs, and death itself. We are also partial to other haunters, horror fans, and halloween enthusiests.
"We are damnation...and you can't kill damnation... It doesn't die like a man dies...We are the tortured souls...We are the forgotten...We are the eternal... WE ARE THE DARKNESS"
Tickets for the Chicago "FESTIVAL OF FIENDS" is now on sale. With the purchase of a weekend pass you will get. Access to the show and all events. One randomnly inserted autograph card, one autographed 8x10, a free dvd(see site for sample titles, and finally the April 2009 issue of Autograph Magazine featuring the Forrest (Famous Monsters Of Filmland) Ackerman collection. While supplies last.The Festival Of Fiends weekend pass also gets you entrence to the PRICK OR TREAT TATTOO FESTIVAL being held in the same hotel For more info head over to http://ultimatehorrorcon.com/
THANK YOU FOR THE ADD!MY TUNES WOULD FIT YOUR ATTRACTIONS BETTER.I MEAN COMEON.CURRENTLY DOING SHOWS IN THE EAST STROUDSBURG AND ALLENTOWN P.A. AREAS! SO IF YOU WANT TO SEE HORROR SHOCKROCK TO THE EXTREME CHECK MY PAGE FOR SHOW INFO THANKS AGAIN!
Hope you have a killer ass weekend. Come by to check out our scream contest, take a guess and win. Plus, all our other horror-freak sh*t kiks ASS! Artistic like a mo-fo. Oh – Did you forget to lock the door? The Creepshow Mayhem crew http://knmgraphix.com/creepshowmayhem.htm
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