Jack Bluff
"My current recollection is that we can never discuss the infinite nature of God without making it become finite. We can't talk about God without killing him."

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23 years old
Texas, Texas
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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GeneralDid I already mention the novel? In that case - publish my novel - I would like to - publish my novel - travel to London - publish - and move to New York City as soon as possible - publish, publish me - and hopefully learn hypnosis as well. Publish my novel on the count of one, two, three... Snap.
MusicIf you're smart and you think it's good I probably do too, if you're dumb and you think it's good then it's on my top hated list. If you think you know which of these you are then you're dumb and if you are not sure then you're dumb. Don't ask questions, it's like what Louis Armstrong said about Jazz, "If you have to ask then you'll never know." If you don't have it then you never will, plain and simple. And as for specifics, the truth is that there is a sound attributed to each type of culture in this weird America. Read what I write and you'll know me, know me and you'll know my culture, if you know that then I won't have to write an interminably long list and I will have saved you, and what is eternally more important, Me a lot of trouble. Thank you and may Bob Dylan reign forever.
MoviesSee the above rant and draw your own conclusions. I will name a few simply because they deserve it. Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and anything about writing or winning.
TelevisionTelevision represents the decline of Western Civilization. Since the inception of television we have made our decisions more and more visually and less intellectually. Incidentally people vote for presidents because they "like the look of that fellow," people are given or denied jobs not by skill or merit but because they do not line up with a certain status quo the big men have been downloaded to promote and the entire world has gone mad with a lifestyle mania in advertising and propaganda. If you think I'm wrong look out the window and count the slogans, or better yet, turn on your TV. Your Congressman, Presidents, Sheriffs and all the etc. etc. right down to your meager cheeseburger come with campaign slogans and tag lines. Kill your TV and go talk to someone you love.
BooksKerouac's stuff for defining his generation. Thompson's work for having a style unique enough to give its own name, for saying, "Everything flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him." Daniel Quinn for Ishmael. Salinger. Lewis. And Palahniuk for saying what needed to be said. F. Scott Fitzgerald for his wonderful egoist. Tom Robbins for being one of the last true Beats. Allen Ginsberg for saying, "America when will we end the human war? Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb... America when will you be angelic...when will you look at yourself through the grave." And you know what? The list will stop here, not because I can't make it longer, but because I don't want to hand out too much of what I love for fear of it being cheapened by internet cruisers who will never understand.
HeroesI have them, but they are my own, talk to me and you might figure it out. But I'm done telling people what I look up to just to have them say, "Me too." To fill this category succinctly I will just share a quote. Fitzgerald said, "Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy."

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:On my way out...
Body type:6' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:writer/painter



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   Jack Bluff's Blurbs
About me:

Nothing, I won't tell you anything. Name. Rank. And... political affiliation.
Who I'd like to meet:
In Memoriam... Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Writing Community I want to meet someone who will publish my novel for me. Oh... and someone that can solve the Rubik's cube in ten seconds that is willing to share his secret with me. My fastest time to solve it is approximately four days and eleven hours. But I did it, by God, I made it.

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I'm Jay Calhoun





Jul 2 2008 10:34 AM

I'm glad you smoke...
Jess





Jun 15 2008 9:32 AM

God, you're old.
Amy





Jun 10 2008 4:13 PM

You are a goof ball!!! We are all good, mom had her surgery this afternoon, it is all good.
It was out patient, so she was done in about 1/2 hour! Leroy and I bought a house and we are waiting to move in, hopefully in the next week or so, I am going nutts waiting! Hopefully soon, we can get our keys soon! So do you enjoy NYC? What are your plans when your folks leave there? Well I better run, I am beat! Talk to you soon! Miss ya
Jesi





May 1 2008 7:02 PM

so...now I can really claim you as my favorite author without just sounding weird.

yay!
The freedom you seek is in the truth you neglect





Apr 22 2008 9:29 AM

Wow, sounds like you've got a lot coming up. That's cool that you've kind of figured out a direction to go in with art/writing and all that.

Things are good for me. I am living in a loft in downtown Dallas. Most of the days I just spend with all the neat people that live on the street. Hearing stories. Laughing about normal people. Eating. That sort of thing.

It's great hearing from you man. I hope all continues to go well.
The freedom you seek is in the truth you neglect





Apr 22 2008 12:55 AM

Hey man, how are things going up north?
Jess





Apr 21 2008 2:20 PM

Poop Breath.
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Apr 13 2008 4:45 PM

I could never find the translation of the Tao that you let me borrow, but finally I have gotten a hold of a translation that keeps to the raw simplicity and it has been in my hand everyday for the last few weeks. It's amazing what time can do to distract one from purity. I can't say much to the world, and my experiences always seem lackluster and ordinary in my own head, but using the Tao to find my own Way has done nothing but make my life happier. Which is all I honestly care about anymore.

Sometimes when I've had enough liquor, the preacher in me comes out, but there's no point for me to try and change anything. The world follows the energies of the Great Magnet... and only a fool would attempt to defy Him.
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Apr 12 2008 5:11 PM

Time for a midnight cup of coffee and pack of cigarettes, old friend. Life. The country. The government. All three things entirely independent of one another. Not one affects the others. I stopped paying attention years ago. Life... all in all... pretty good and fun when used properly. The others... well, I can't say too much about either of them. That first one though, that's a doozie.

Time spent laughing and loving. Appreciating beaches. Working some shit job to stay busy every few days. Life really couldn't be better unless I was no longer a resident of this swine-ridden, child-minded, false-messiah of a country... which we are slowly working towards.

Really, all I could offer for help is just my story. I haven't once voted in a presidential election. I've never believed anyone that would live in the White House gave one rats shit about me in my 2 bed 2 bath 1300 sq ft house, paying rent. Until that monstrosity of fiscal false-hope is destroyed, this country will never grow. They play their game and I have fun on my own. Live once. Have fun. ... and voting sure isn't fun.

But of course, I could never advocate this sort of behavior to anyone else. Let it be. I mind my own business, and some douchebag waving to a camera will someday get assassinated. No change ever can come from the apathetic, but they sure do have a good thing going for them. Ha!

"...Creatures sometimes go and sometimes follow, sometimes puff and sometimes blow, are sometimes strong and sometimes weak, begin sometime and end sometime, therefore... remove extremes, remove extravagance, remove arrogance." This is The Way.
Company B Publishing





Apr 9 2008 2:23 PM

Thanks for the add!
bearcat





Apr 1 2008 1:09 PM

yeah i got my beard back. it had left but now it's right back.
hows your face?
bearcat





Apr 1 2008 9:16 AM

in the cross-hairs of fresh discovery or smack in the middle of a progressing dillusion....my own optimistic hustle. anyway, the bear essentials are there........ i can smell a soul when i need to, and get high under trash cans with the same innocence and elgance of ole' hide and seek at midnight. practicing the reserved extremes of a sympathetic criminal, watching old wonders spark out of the woodwork in a different way. i also have a bed bug that bit me on my ass whilst i was asleep.
Jen.





Apr 1 2008 1:24 AM

Heh...sounds silly...but I wasn't done...I was about halfway there.

All that energy and whatnot...that is a huuuuuuuuge conversation in and of itself. The direction you go with it and the direction my mind naturally goes are...well...opposite, but in conjunction, for the most part...from what I can tell.

But...that retarded long response...that was kindof prelim. You're more than welcome to tell me to shut the hell up. Go away. Buy a fucking journal. Whatever. Don't feel bound by some moral obligation to read. As state before: I'm a bitch. I haven't read everything you've written. I haven't even read everything in any single one of your fucking blogs.

So say goodbye to the niceguy "She's talking so I have to talk back" thing. Fuck it. Do what you want.

And I? I want to sleep. Now.

I'll send some more bullshit your way in a week or so.

~Jen
Jen.





Apr 1 2008 1:02 AM

Uh...sorry man...accidentally wrote you a fucking novela...I guess it chopped my comment in half?

So...uhhh...disregard that and open your little inbox thing...

~Jen
Jen.





Apr 1 2008 12:58 AM

Oi, I've been trying to get back and give you a proper response for the past few days, however many it's been. I don't remember. I've maintained a state of much intoxication since then. Having trouble putting sentences together.

However, I've sobered up for the evening, but I'm getting sleepy...so I'll just throw together a pretty basic preliminary response:

You basically made mention to all things being imaginary, creations of our own minds, blah blah, building a comfortable and comprehensible environment for ourselves, the human mind's attachment to physical presence, etc yeah whatever. The only true thing is our own souls. A romantic idea I was attached to for a time, but there was a point of interest I just couldn't wrap myself around:

Being that (a) Our bodies are not real, and (b) our souls are true then...well...what about the effect our bodies have on our soul? The endocrine system; the immune system; the central nervous system; all of these things play a huge role in the people we believe ourselves to be. If I have too much testosterone in my system, my tendencies will be more masculine, I will experience a higher drive to provide for a loved one, to build, to create structure. Likewise, if my testosterone levels are very low, I will feel a drive to nurture, to create life, shit like that. The only thing I could ever come up with is that our bodies are molded perfectly to our souls. My sex, my hormone levels, my perceptions, and my immunity to my world, all of these were a direct reflection of the nature of my soul. But this turns into some great big karma, goes around comes around, get what you deserve bullshit sinkhole. And personally, I don't believe that karma exists within this particular world or dimension or life or whatever the hell it is we're in right now...which is my huge problem with Buddhism...so, that simply does not make sense.
People who are born with no arms, what does that
Jen.





Mar 27 2008 11:35 PM

Just watched an ultra-depressing movie. Bawled my eyes out. Quite lovely. I'm doing that girl-emotional thing. I can't do much at the moment. If I could do anything right now, however, it would be to conjure up the most monstrous beast of a "thank you" that you've ever received.

As far as a response to the comment...I'll get back with you when I'm not being a big fat vagina stoned off romantic dramas.

I'm disgusting...I think I'll go wrestle a wild boar before bed...

~Jen

(thanks again)
bearcat





Mar 26 2008 12:18 PM

does this carnival fair you well?
I'm Jay Calhoun





Mar 22 2008 12:03 PM

troubador here. . .whadaya say we meet up at the pitt grill at midnight? smoke the night away...
Jesi





Mar 13 2008 4:43 PM

oh exactly! I never miss anyone until I see them again and then I remember how there are a few people in the world worth meeting.
I'm Jay Calhoun





Mar 10 2008 1:08 PM

I'm watching Across the universe again.

So of course thinking of you.

I'm going on tour for 21 days in april. unfortunately none in ny. pennsylvania is the closest we get. Maybe i'll go wine vinyard searchin.
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Feb 24 2008 9:54 PM

Photobucket
Jess





Feb 19 2008 7:35 AM

He doesn't really have a friend named Mike! And if he did, he wouldn't care if Mike were dead! Because that's how Jay is...He hates Mikes...
Jess





Feb 7 2008 1:44 AM

I think you're cool...

www.underthisredrock.com
Jesi





Jan 29 2008 2:18 PM

Trevor.

Lay off the mescaline.
Jesi





Jan 25 2008 3:27 PM

you keep your 18 words, mister.

I've got a whole dictionary full of words.
Jess





Jan 25 2008 2:38 PM

You are a bad person...
You know that, right?
Jesi





Jan 25 2008 8:45 AM

you.

are loved.

by me.

hmmm...fragments.

:)
Khemo Rabbit


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Jan 12 2008 11:15 PM

the prostate inflamation just makes me wanna live fast, die young, and avoid that madness for real.
I'm Stabbed By Grace And Slinging Blood





Jan 8 2008 2:07 PM

that rules ass
I'm Jay Calhoun





Dec 29 2007 5:00 PM

I don't think we'd be smiling if it was the zombie body of Jim Morrison. Maybe it's just a creek. potentially with a lampshade.
Jesi





Dec 19 2007 6:47 PM

don't send me spam comments. jackass.


also, this is funny.

I'm Jay Calhoun





Dec 15 2007 1:58 PM

I..ahh...

eff you.

:D

We have a strange method of communicating our emotions don't we?

I'm glad you smoke...
I'm Jay Calhoun





Dec 11 2007 8:29 PM

Some things are better left unsaid. I thought we just had a connection. Obviously that's not the case. asshole. :)

If you want me to get all girly with you I can talk about the road trip or the all-nighters at denny's and the spillway...but I think you already know how great those all have been.
I'm interested in finding the spillways and denny's of NYC. I have def got to make a trip up there sometime.
oh ya, and I'm glad you still smoke
;)
I'm Stabbed By Grace And Slinging Blood





Dec 11 2007 11:13 AM

hells yess...i have no idea why i just typed that
I'm Stabbed By Grace And Slinging Blood





Dec 9 2007 5:23 PM

oh no my friend, freakin wow in this case means daddy like
I'm Jay Calhoun





Dec 9 2007 1:20 PM

How's the weather in NY? Are you figuring your way around the city? I'm pumped about having a guide who knows whats going on a bit more. . . don't get me wrong the last trip was certainly an adventure, but next time will be better. Jack, Yoni, The Troubadour and the Big Apple. Someday my friend...
bearcat