Derik, aka Silky Smooth, aka Nacho
Derik Kane
Disappointing women since 1982!

Male
27 years old
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
United States



Last Login: 7/19/2009
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    Derik, aka Silky Smooth, aka Nacho's Interests
GeneralSkating, listening to music, watchin movies, a long walk on the beach during a snowy July evening, and the rocking out of the keytar, oh yeah I am now dedicated to bring back the glory of the great sport of kangaroo boxing. Its what I am into for now, next month never know it could be turtle racing or something
MusicThis at my work
MoviesAlmost Famous, Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Eternal Sunshine, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Jesus-zilla son of godzilla
TelevisionI don't have cable. what ever is on the CW
BooksIf you have time to take a shit. You have time to read a book. I paid up my fines at the library, so we are ready to read again
HeroesHoppy Mcgee (the first WKFC Champion) and Blake Kirpes (the undisputed BREC "Best Roommate Ever Champion" belt holder)
Groups: Stop ModeneHaters of Modene CoalitionKyle 4 JesusDUR DUR ROCK NARkill chief lickalottacockathe benevolent order of antelopeTeam DeathHeidi Fleiss Fan Club

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     Derik, aka Silky Smooth, aka Nacho's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Reno, Nevada
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Lobbyist for the WKFC
Income:Less than $30,000

   Derik, aka Silky Smooth, aka Nacho's Schools
Tmcc Magnet Hs
Reno, NEVADA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Postdoctoral
Major: high school and kangaroo physics
Clubs: future haters of modene
 

1998 to 2000
Reno Hs
Reno, NEVADA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Skateboarding
Clubs: EAting pizza and drinking
 

1996 to 1998
Harvard University
Cambridge, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 1950
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Zoology
Clubs: Amateur Kangaroo Fighters. Haters of Modene Anti-Modene is the way to be
 

1982 to Present

   Derik, aka Silky Smooth, aka Nacho's Companies
Neumos
seattle, washington US


june 07-present
Juju
Seattle, Washington US


November 08- present
Crocodile
Seattle, Washington US
Bar back

March 09 - present



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   Derik, aka Silky Smooth, aka Nacho's Blurbs
About me:
So I am finally changing this about me. It has said the same thing for 3 years about how I just moved to Seattle from Reno. Well guess what? I am now established pretty well here. I love it here. I live in the U-District. Work at Neumos on the hill and Juju in Beltown. I am right now taking a break from drinking on the Hill, so if anyone has suggestions of where to drink that is cool. Let me know. 30

Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus, shatner, that guy from the dunkin donuts ad, baxter, that guy that played jesus in one of his many movies, someone that owns a penguin, and the late great Hops McPatterson (he held the kangaroo fighting championship belt for 6 decades), and your mom ofcourse..... Oh yeah and girls who are from or still live in Vancouver. Vancouver girls are beautiful.

   Derik, aka Silky Smooth, aka Nacho's Friend Space (Top 23)
Derik, aka Silky Smooth, aka Nacho has 327 friends.
 Ellie 


 erin 


 Sarah 


 joebob 


 Jess 


 Meg. 


 I'm OK - You're OK 


 Christa 


 Joy 


 Dustin 


 Modene 


 She 


 kath 


 Mae 


 T.H. Ayala 


 KARL 


 Teazles 


 Bonnie 


 elle bandita 


 Veronica....Ole! 


 Radium 


 Jasmine 


 Justmean. 





Derik, aka Silky Smooth, aka Nacho's Friends Comments
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erin





Jul 15 2009 10:04 AM

russian roulette isn't the same without gun.


im lovin with my muffin.

sounds dirty but it's just lady gaga lingo. shes my new webster.
Ellie





Jul 14 2009 1:54 AM

Ive been searching gutters and coming up empty. WTF gutters do you pass out in?
N' Da' Mand





Jul 9 2009 10:24 PM

yeah call me! i got a temp phone so i have no numbers!
Christa





Jul 9 2009 9:14 PM

Sweet!!!! Call me and we should get a drink!
Sarah





Jul 6 2009 10:06 PM

I litterly cant wait!!!
joebob





Jun 29 2009 6:14 PM

yaaaaayy!! I am very excited!
Sarah





Jun 29 2009 3:24 PM

Why are you talking shit about the dodgers..you should be A BIG fan...They are all mexicans. We are still 8 games above everyone else..dodger blue blood! Cant wait to see you..i miss you so much!
N' Da' Mand





Jun 29 2009 11:59 AM

it was good seeing you guys! i missed ya! wish i could seen ya more than one day.. but call me when you get into reno we'll hang or sumting! Mwah!
May of the Sea





Jun 27 2009 1:03 AM

I have a picture of you with my hair dryer. awesome@!
Justmean.





Jun 26 2009 4:36 AM


Personal Hygiene: How To Treat Jock Itch

I found this for you...after we chatted about your 'condition' while I was cutting you hair.

I hope it's helpful!
N' Da' Mand





Jun 25 2009 2:21 AM

see ya tomarrow!!!! woohoo!
Jasmine





Jun 19 2009 3:12 PM

:+) Sounds Good
Justmean.





Jun 18 2009 1:41 AM

Derik like naked men.
Justmean.





Jun 14 2009 6:53 AM

At least you're man enough to accept the truth.




karat.





Jun 12 2009 11:56 PM

WAAAAAAyyyYYYYyy drama. jesus. i am actually spending the weekend with my parents!? we are bbqing, drinking and fishing at the river. i need a lil' r&r... been a LONG week. i'll be out n' about next week sometime if you want to meet up... let me know!

MUWah♥
Justmean.





Jun 12 2009 1:46 AM

Oh hah hah...stop me from laughing. hah...

you know what else is really funny?

How GAY you are.

Love/hate you too!
erin





Jun 11 2009 5:53 AM

no no no. me and portland, excuse me, portland and i will be fucking you up my friend.
lindsey aka....





Jun 6 2009 1:50 AM

i can't wait. for now i have strep throat
karat.





Jun 5 2009 10:42 PM

PERRRRRRfect. i was planning on belltown with a bunch of friends tonight! i will see you there cutie!

MUwah♥
karat.





Jun 5 2009 8:10 PM

o shit i was drunk at moe the other night! HOLLER!
lets do this again... TONIGHT!

MUWah♥
N' Da' Mand





Jun 5 2009 5:30 AM

yeah thats when i'll be up there thur/friday... perfect, wats your number so i can call you when i get down there? You'll like my friend candii she so cool. see ya soon!
Sarah





Jun 1 2009 10:34 PM

I was "sarah drunk" call me today..love you!
N' Da' Mand





Jun 1 2009 12:54 AM

DERIK! I'm comin to seattle june 25th, my bff lives in ft lewis and we getting a hotel for her b-day, you and radium gotta come hang with us and show us sum good bars! Hope all is well! :)
Sarah





May 22 2009 4:49 AM

uhh,love you but none of that was clear..call me
lindsey aka....





May 15 2009 8:24 PM

june 7th it is. and before that you douche. i close tonight and tomorrow. suckkkks to be me. off sunda . woop hawla.
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