rockstars who perform auto-strangulatory masturbation... at home or on stage. i think more musicians and artists should do this. it definitely helped INXS get on with their amazing new career....
Music
Movies
whats your favorite scary movie?
"showgirls."
Television
SID & MARTTY KROFFT: PUFNSTUF, LIDSVILLE, LOST SAUCER, ETC., SIX FEET UNDER, CARNIVALE, 70S SHOW (when it was funny), LOST IN SPACE (when it was in black n white), NIGHT GALLERY & TWILIGHT ZONE (originals cus new stuff sucks toxic smegma), THREES COMPANY (and i never really wanted to knock on their door, but always wanted to watch, go figure), THE TOMORROW PEOPLE (original 70s cast), ZOOM! (original 70s), SOUTH PARK, WONDERFALLS, REN & STIMPY, THE OBLONGS, GREAT SPACE COASTER, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, HARVEY BIRDMAN, COCONUT FRED AND FRUIT SALAD ISLAND, STAR TREK (any but 'voyager'), JUDGE JUDY (she reminds me of my last ex's mom), FAME (at least i'm honest about it..), AND MANY MANY MORE...
Books
the telephone directory, reader's digest, archie comics, that pamphlet i got at the STD clinic, and King James motel bible 131st printing.
Heroes
the guy who invented the spork, the guy who invented religion so i'd have something to talk about while drunk in bars, WENDY ORLEANS WILLIAMS, cus baby, you fucking took no prisoners and showed the music industry that even though sex & mayhem sells, so does it cannibalizes its own mother... SUPERHOST (from kids' TV show) cus he showed me i could fly if i just wore the right outfit. though i'm still looking for that right outfit... HANK "HENRY" ROLLINS CUS HE PROVED THAT PUNK ROCKSTARS DO SELL-OUT WHILE REMAINING "BUTCH".. hmm.. SONIC the HEDGEHOG cus he taught me how to aerobicize and convulse on the floor when shiny bright lights flash at me, LOG CABIN REPUBLICANS cus i started to think that maybe politics were serious after all.. until i heard them speak... and lastly, Lori Petty.. for pulling off an amazing cartoon come to life dramatization as TANK GIRL. sigh. she can make a gay guy swoon to the tune of the stars up above... oh yeah.. and Cole Porter cus he was gayer and cooler than elton john while NOT looking so ridiculous and stupid.. and a special shout to Lawrence Welk, thanks for all the bubbles. i stole your idea.
this is seriously what its like to plan a trip with your reatarded friends. lol no kidding.
Who I'd like to meet: the monster in my closet, cus honestly, with all of the skeletons in there, its just too crowded for my collection of imelda marcos shoes. i should start screening RENT in that box, cus nothing sends em screaming out of the closet like a production of RENT.
Oh I have some things for Spooktactular I am working on. Dirty Bird may submit(hahahha) somethings for that and Dick n Jane too. DEVO convention? Interesting. xo L-Kat
hey zach! it was great to see you yesterday :) hope to see more of ya as the summer moves along. send me info on other art stuff you got happening around the cleveland area. take care, doll! you're marvelous! xov
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