| I LOVE ROADHEAD.com CREW
TIM MACK
"HEAD" of Operations
DOUG MILLER
"HEAD" of Marketing/Sales
What is
ROADHEAD™?
ROADHEAD™
is when a guy gets head
(a Blow Job, BJ, Freeway Fellatio,
or whatever you call it ) while he is driving.
Did you know? Each year over
2.4 million male drivers will experience
ROADHEAD™. That means there is a penis being
sucked on the road every 4.5 minutes.
What is the
HEAD FOUNDATION?
69% of all the proceeds from this
website are donated to the
HEAD FOUNDATION.
The HEAD FOUNDATION
is a 501(c) 6
non-profit organization dedicated to helping deprived girls that don't give
head. The foundation runs a 12-step program to help these girls get back on
their knees.
When is national
ROADHEAD
day?
Founder and Prez, Tim Mack,
decided to declare February 10th (2/10) as National ROADHEAD Day because he came
up with the idea for IloveROADHEAD.com after getting ROADHEAD from this chick on
February 10th, 2001. It just so happens that 2/10 (the numbers that is) refer to
letters in the Alphabet.
2 = B and 10 = J.
Coincidence? He thinks not.
Tim Mack wants February 10th to
forever "go down" in history. No pun intended.
Important
ROADHEAD safety
tips
·
Don't forget to buckle up & unbuckle your pants.
·
Always keep both eyes on the
road.
·
Keep left hand at 12 o'clock
·
Keep right hand on top of
her head.
·
Do not make any sudden stops - it
could damage her head and possibly yours.
· Always drive at a
comfortable speed (69 is recommended)
· Never get
ROADHEAD™
while driving on cobble stone, over speed bumps, or on roads with major pot
holes - this could lead to decapitation.
·
Most importantly - protect
yourself with the ROADHEAD
EMERGENCY KIT™. | 
