Brenda
"I think, therefore I am (more) confused. "

Female
25 years old
Bonaire,
Netherlands Antilles



Last Login: 7/7/2008
Mood: catalyzed Mood Image
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    Brenda's Interests
GeneralWriting unnecessarily large lists that can finally grant me the opportunity I've been dreaming of to display how indie I am!

You're welcome anyone who gets off on long pretentious(pronounced: aw-suh m) lists, and my ego.

MusicCat Stevens, Leonard Cohen, Simon and Garfunkel, Steeleye Span, Bob Dylan, Doors, Donovan, Beatles, Kinks, Neutral Milk Hotel, Hollies, CSN(Y), Jefferson Airplane, Fairport Convention, Hermans Hermits, Decemberists, Tom Petty, REM, Depeche Mode, Interpol, Massive Attack, Portishead, Mouth Music, Placebo, K's Choice, Frou Frou, Eisley, Gordon Lightfoot, Pixies, NIN, Sonic Youth, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand, John Lennon, Joni Mitchell, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Magnetic Fields, Bad Religion, Rancid, Clash, Cake, Shins, Sufjan Stevens, Fiona Apple, Ben Folds, Evelyn Forever, Catch-22, Fountains of Wayne, Roy Orbison, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Soul Coughing, Loreena McKennitt, Green Day, Weezer, Sublime, Tracy Chapman, Mike Cross, Rasputina, Alison Krauss, Damien Rice, LAUREN MALINOVSKY
MoviesEverything by Godard and Truffaut, Gone with the Wind, Bringing Up Baby, Les Enfants du Paradis, The Sound of Music, Breakfast at Tiffany's (I admit it, even if it does make me a walking cliche), Requiem For a Dream, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Arsenic and Old Lace, Harold and Kumar, Donnie Darko, Being John Malkovitch, Singin' in the Rain, Run Lola Run, Quills, A Fish Called Wanda, Bamboozled, Big Fish, Garden State, L.I.E.
TelevisionI still haven't hooked up my tv since I moved here...2 yrs ago, and I don't often miss it (as tempting as american idol 328 really is...), but when I'm in NJ I watch: M*A*S*H, Six Feet Under, Rome, The Chaser's War on Everything, Scrubs, Family Guy, Judging Amy, Mork and Mindy, Monty Python, Danger Mouse, Home Movies, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly
BooksAUTHORS: Vonnegut, Twain, Gogol, Nabokov, Solzhenitsyn, Pushkin, Steinbeck, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jeffrey Eugenides, Willa Cather, Charles Dickens, Hermann Hesse, Ian McEwan, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Jane Austen, Douglas Adams (for the love of Zarquon read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series if you need a laugh or just a reason not to kill yourself)

BOOKS: Catch-22, Lolita, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Master and Margarita, Breakfast of Champions, The Mists of Avalon, 100 Years of Solitude, We, 1984, Cry The Beloved Country, Ender's Game, O Pioneers!, Girl with a Pearl Earring (not to be confused with Girl with a Pearl Necklace, my highly acclaimed film debut, although the Oprah blow up doll really steals the show), Siddhartha, The Sheltering Sky, Dead Souls, Bastard Out of Carolina, Things Fall Apart, The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah

PLAYWRIGHTS: Oscar Wilde, Brecht, Moliere, George Bernard Shaw, Ibsen, Beckett, Tennesse Williams, Paula Vogel

POETS: Blake, Plath, Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, Wallace Stevens, Seamus Heaney, Thom Gunn, Komunyakaa

HeroesMy cat for being so pleasantly obese, uninformed, and delightfully vocal. Sadly that bitch scratched me when I tried to tattoo the American flag on her gut so we had to put the fluffy little terrorist down.
Groups: PlaceboThe Pretentious Musical Elitists!Magnetic Fields FansMason Summers

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     Brenda's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Ghedison, NJ
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Education:In college
Occupation:Impersonating a student.



Brenda doesn't approve friend requests from strangers unless you either make me laugh or leave feedback on my writing. threats are generally also effective.

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   Brenda's Blurbs
About me:
I... have a nasty little ellipses habit...***-- but my meth habit has a lovely personality and a fabulous sense of self~~~


Who I'd like to meet:
lauren. LiKe OmGZ wE'vE aLReaDy mEt!!!!!1111

***anyone who will kidnap Michael Swaim & deliver him to me (comedic brain intact and in working condition, please). While I can't afford to pay for this service and support my ellipses addiction, I have many attractive friends of at least two exciting sexes just ripe for the binding and bartering. Perhaps we can work something out?***


   Brenda's Friend Space (Top 8)
Brenda has 86 friends.
 Lauren 


 ♠ mikey ♣ 


 Becky :) 


 Ian 


 Alex Memorial Page 


 dee 


 ♣ TΦM ♣ 


 tallmikerocks 





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tallmikerocks





Jun 18 2008 7:15 PM

do you plan on celebrating with me tomorrow?
tallmikerocks





Jun 12 2008 8:21 PM

i haven't given up, but it does not look good. i haven't had any time to even think of anything since i've been in CT or Cali for 8 and a 1/2 of the last 10 days... i'll let you know asap.
got plans for the weekend?
dee





May 29 2008 6:40 PM

you wouldnt tease a girl would you?
Mike Antonucci~





May 24 2008 12:32 AM

how are you so sexy, but there's not even any whip cream involved?

lol

ponder that one B~
Stacy Danielle





May 16 2008 6:26 PM

I think I'm wearing your underwear...
♠ mikey ♣





May 11 2008 9:55 PM

Fo Face, thank you for allowing me to finally play rock band with you and your..oh wait.

FAIL.

dee





May 6 2008 6:42 AM

www. facebook. com
tallmikerocks





Apr 27 2008 8:45 PM

i failed to notice look she had on her face, although i'm sure it was a combination of fear, amazement and utter bewilderment!!!

oil, fire, and stick
Lauren





Apr 27 2008 7:57 PM

heheheh....it was TOTALLY our pleasure, my love... cause you're not the only one with the bestedest friends ever :) muah!
Mike Antonucci~





Apr 15 2008 6:08 PM

Hey B, you have a very fat pussy in that picture, Dogs are so much better

lol
sara





Apr 15 2008 6:54 AM

happy birthday cuz.
♠ mikey ♣





Apr 14 2008 11:31 PM

Joyeux anniversaire fo-fo!

There's a curvy backroad, hot mug of tea, and a cornucopia of music with your name allll over it.

Heh, cornucopia. I like this word.
cornucopia. cornucopia.
dee





Apr 14 2008 3:43 PM

happy birthday crazy lady...but hot pretty lady.
have a great night, drink it up bc i know how jersey girls roll!!!
its the 15th here..im from the future..shit that could be scary..me knowing future outcomes.
argh!
Hans





Apr 13 2008 10:36 PM

Hey! It's been a long time!
and no better time to wish you:
Feliz Cumpleanos!
dee





Apr 12 2008 6:30 AM

why you be dissin' jersey??
♣ TΦM ♣





Apr 11 2008 10:43 AM

why you hatin on my friendship skills shades??????
dee





Apr 10 2008 1:47 PM

if i was giving them away to anyone, then i should give it to the REAL tom for he is the founding founder of this stalking website.

btw..yes of course tom makes my top friends. he is a mutual friend amongst us all. sharing is caring. he's like the drink cup..wait not in a nasty way, but fun way.
Mike Antonucci~





Apr 5 2008 5:10 PM

howdy mame,

so, what do you like better, cats or mint chocolate chip ice cream and why?
dee





Apr 5 2008 4:26 PM

holler bitches i am on top
Lauren





Mar 30 2008 6:52 PM

EXCUUUUUUSSSEEE ME?!?!?! You betta check yo-self before you wreck yo-self, Mikey.... I'm the top comment spot queen in this here territory!! Rarg!
Ian





Mar 30 2008 8:58 AM

Is your cat this big yet?

Ian





Mar 23 2008 4:21 PM

I think I am better than both of you...well, I know I am. Ha Ha!
Oh...
That's why I deserve the top spot.
♠ mikey ♣





Mar 20 2008 9:09 AM

FU Lauren, I get top comment spot!




Now scram.
Lauren





Mar 18 2008 7:52 PM

Boo. I just called you. Me want talky.
dee





Mar 13 2008 6:16 PM

girl with pearl necklace ur film debut...geez you make me blush
Sailors in Rags





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♣ TΦM ♣





Mar 4 2008 8:33 PM

i second that. can you just get facebook so i can get rid of this.
dee





Mar 3 2008 4:38 AM

dude just get facebook. you know you want to
Lauren





Feb 21 2008 3:51 PM

Yes, daughter dearest...you've been exceptionally good lately, eating your raw venison like I asked. As your reward, I have moved you out of your time-out corner. Enjoy!


(I hate pizza.)
Brenda





Feb 21 2008 3:16 PM

I hope so, Lauren. I hope so.
Lauren





Feb 19 2008 7:43 PM

Um..... Heeelllooo??!?!?!? Can you see this pic below me???? Can you get any frickin cuter?!?!?!??!
Ian





Feb 19 2008 5:16 PM

♠ mikey ♣





Feb 14 2008 6:16 PM

Your page is severely lacking in Valentine's comments. So whether you like it or not, here comes the corny..

Ian





Feb 10 2008 12:00 PM

I've got my eye on you!
Becky :)





Feb 6 2008 4:35 AM

just in case you think no one has noticed that your getting wierder as you get on in years...I HAVE!! I HAVE NOTICED!!!! lol come to israel..its like an action movie here, hot chicks and explosions. come come come NOW
Ian





Feb 4 2008 5:50 AM

Ha! More like manically laughing whilst being blown to pieces by a shotgun. heh...
dee





Jan 30 2008 2:28 AM

sorry was too busy getting moshed at RAGE during this "australia day" weekend, its like fourth of july, but they make it a long weekend and have some huge ass concert. and january is summer. there is more than one reason in that whole speech as to why you to should come here
Becky :)





Jan 28 2008 11:09 PM

do it or i swear to jewish god i will kill you
Becky :)





Jan 26 2008 2:20 AM

dude is that skyla? holy shit man. holy shit. you should come visit me in pakistan ..dont act like you have something better to do..i tried that when we moved here, and in the end yair knew it wasnt true and now i fucking live in the middle east YAY
Stacy Danielle





Jan 24 2008 11:06 AM

hootie hoo
it sounds lovely.. and NO you're not going to be DD... that's no fun.
I have FP tags... we're all good :)

Jord is snowboarding this weekend.. but we WILL go OUT and have FUN SOON! :)
dee





Jan 21 2008 10:17 PM

dude ur cat cant be for real. it just cant
dee





Jan 15 2008 2:52 PM

u're a tease

btw: wow we have like totally so much in common, i too have an australian accent hmmm let's start dating ;)
Lauren





Jan 11 2008 5:57 PM

And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder. And dad would throw the garbage all across the flo-or... :)
Becky :)





Jan 9 2008 10:51 PM

whatsup jerk
dee





Jan 8 2008 4:31 AM

put back ur bloody pic, you know u wanna
the young birdman





Jan 4 2008 3:39 PM

you back down my way yet?
♠ mikey ♣





Jan 3 2008 10:06 AM

I'm in need of major cuddles fo-fo. The recent neglect of said cuddlage and the fact that I continually host your ever changing background music on those sudden whims you call musical "moods" = you owes me teh cuddles!

jigga what, jigga who?