Woke up in a hospiital bed. Scared because i couldn't move, i asked the doctor "What's going on?" He saiid "You don't remember? it all happened at school." He told me "Your friend had a problem with some people at school and was almost shot - you jumped in front of them and took the bullet yourself. Lucky you didn't die. You're goiing to be ok, though, so don't worry." Now I think to myself 'i'm happy i took that bullet for you, because it would've hurt even more to see you lying in thiis hospiital bed.
" Send this to 5 guys and 3 girls you would take a bullet for
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends. If u get 0-2 back you are average If you get 3-5 you are a freak If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash
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Hey Jacob, thanks for the adding us! We're playing a show on June 7th at The Grind coffeehouse in Vancouver, you should check it out! Also playing will be Spencer from Change it to Jack and Pearl District!
glad to know ur the oldest eh, lol, 16? DAMN! i got a few months to catch up, lol. nice bro, ur officially in the middle stages of being a teenager, lol. PEACE BRO
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friends
A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality
whats minnie w/out mickey? whats tigger w/out pooh? whats patrick w/out spongebob? whats me w/out YOU???
PASS IT ON TO EVERYONE YOU CONSIDER A FRIEND OR WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AS A FRIEND SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET IT BACK send to 10 ppl u love or friends u never wanna lose
