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I can always truthfully say that nobody asked me.

Nobody asked me. I was too little.

When I went into the vaudeville I was two years old and I just knew 'Jingle Bells' and my grandmother threw me onto my father's stage and nobody told me to stop so nobody ever asked me.

Now, I've never bothered to answer, because the questions have never been quite clear.

But I can sit here now, at a nifty age of forty-one and ... I don't know.

And I might admit defeat at this point.

But I doubt it.