I Am A Member Of A Secret Society is a front for a secret global organization of musical genii who are quietly subverting the bloated plutocratic music industries of the world by creating works of tremendous musical value and giving them away to the world. As the body of work that freely enters the public domain increases, the ability of the bloated plutocracy to maintain its hold on recording rights will slip away until all music is where it belongs, in the hands of the artists and the people.
Or
I Am A Member Of A Secret Society is a secret band of musical thugs who can't play and don't have time to learn, trying to find a moment to get together and jam but not having much freaking luck. Eventually, we will be able to get together and make some disjointed, uncomfortable music and use our influence to get wretched gigs opening for no name bands in one horse towns, bulking up our fragile egos with stage time.
Or
I HATE - by Johnny One Note
I hate
People who don't share
Bus drivers that don't care
Girls with stupid hair
I hate
Washing all those dishes
Feeding my damn fishes
Giving Gramma kisses
I hate
Kids who ride the wrong way
Punks with nothing to say
The entire month of May
I hate
People who don't hold the door
Give you wrong change at the store
Politicians to their core
I hate
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
Except you...