Jesse G™
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Special thanks to Duke...
Male
28 years old
Montreal, Quebec
Canada
Last Login: 8/7/2009
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Jesse G™'s Interests
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| General | You know, the usual stuff... Sports, Food, Music... A much shorter list would be stuff that I'm disinterested in. Off the top of my head... Luggage. Peas. Vacuuming. That's about it. | | Music | 10... in no particular order:
Buck 65
Stone Temple Pilots
Goldfinger
Sublime
System of a Down
Matthew Good Band
Alexisonfire
Wolf Parade
Beastie Boys
Deftones
| | Movies | Fight Club, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder, not Johnny Depp) Major League, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Almost Famous, Empire Records, Transformers: The Movie, Old School, Poolhall Junkies, Crash, Office Space, A History of Violence, Rounders, Clerks, Super Troopers, The NeverEnding Story, The Wizard
And this upcoming piece of cinematic excellence...
..> | | Television | 24, Prison Break, The Simpsons, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, The Office, Seinfeld, NewsRadio, How I Met Your Mother, Kenny Vs Spenny, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, a good dose of Reality TV (Survivor, The Apprentice, Amazing Race, etc...) Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, HNIC, Transformers, GI Joe and just about any other 80's cartoon show... and of course, anything on the Food Network. Yes, I am a TV junkie. | | Books | That's none of your goddamn business and I thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. |
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NDG, The JESSE Project, DG Sports, Habs Fans, Katie Sevigny
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Jesse G™'s Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Montreal, QC | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Male |
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Jesse G™'s Schools
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ROYAL WEST ACADEMY
Montreal Ouest, Canada
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: All sorts of cool stuff... like darts, billiards, curling...
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Jesse G™'s Companies
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Penson Financial
Montreal, Quebec CA
Messenger/Administrative Assistant
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2001-2002
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Canbec
Montreal, Quebec CA
Bike Courier
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2003
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Nuance
Montreal, Quebec CA
Executive listener of sound and typing it out...
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2003-Currently
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Jesse G™'s Latest Blog Entry
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Christmas Miracles!!!
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The ups and downs of a Jesse G.
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By the seven suns of Cybertron!
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Go Soccer! Go Kickball! Go Footy! Go Brazil!
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Birthday Blog: Vol. 2
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Jesse G™'s Blurbs |
About me:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who knows where the hell my old Habs jersey is...
Oh... and meeting Dave Grohl would be pretty cool. Seems like a nice guy...
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