In transcendent moments of performance, I give back the energy that the audience gives to me in the flavor of rasberry truffle Godiva ice cream, and everyone in the room eats it up. Except for the people the don't like ice cream, which is rare.
hi john! hope all's well with you. you'd be surprised at how many fans you have in ames, iowa. if you make it our here again, we'll show you a good time for sure.
me and my girlfriend have acoustic show at our place. you'd rock our kitchen!
"clean my clock" is one of my all-time favorite albums. that record takes my ears off and then puts them back on in a different position.
Hey saw you at The Victim tonight but didn't say hi. We had cooler flyers with comics on the back but I didn't give one to you. Sometimes it just seems inappropriate. ya know?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE JENKINS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is a little late though. My mom tried to text u happy birthdat but she now thinks ur fone doesnt get texts. So happy birthday!!!!!!!!!