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KELLEY LYNN IS THE NEW POPE<p align="center"><a hr
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38 years old
WEST NEW YORK, NEW JERSEY
United States
Last Login: 8/8/2009
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Put on Your Excitement Hat!'s Interests
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| General | My interests include Music, Comedy, Writing, Baseball, (Yankees!), tennis, going out to eat in NYC, theatre, and anything involving Crabcakes.
On occasion, I also enjoy beating the living crap out of a Pinata for candy.
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| | Music | Wow, this will take five hours.
OKAY....
To start; Stevie Wonder, The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Bonnie Raitt, Bruce Springsteen, U2, They Might Be Giants, Wynton Marsalis, Paul McCartney, Norah Jones, The Police, Allyson Kraus and Union Station, Karen Carpenter, Trisha Yearwood, Sheryl Crow, Sting, Sade, Vince Guarardi, Carly Simon, Simon and Garfunkel, Willie Nelson, Roy Orboson, Traveling Wilburys, The Deep End Band (featuring my very talented bud John Cina) Ray Charles, Prince, early Micheal Jackson, Stevie Nicks, random 80's stuff is my obsession, The Motels, Charlie Parker, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra, (any good Italian music), Elton John, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Boston, James Taylor, The Pretenders, Rush, The Lemonheads, early Elvis, Natalie Merchant, and soooo many others: I know im forgetting half of my favorites, but this is too much pressure at this time. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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| | Movies | Again, this will take 5 hours, but here goes.....
Annie Hall, The Godfather 1 and 2, Shawshank Redemption, Duck Soup, Young Frankenstein, The Producers, Life Is Beautiful, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sideways, Good Will Hunting, Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Wizard of Oz, When Harry Met Sally, It Happened One Night, The Apartment, The Odd Couple, The In-Laws, (the original), The Bridges of Madison County, Lost In Translation, Rushmore, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Game, Airplane, Spinal Tap, Heathers, American Beauty, The Sound of Music, The Jerk, LA Story, Rain Man, Team America, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Fatal Attraction, The Edge, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, Bullets Over Broadway, A Bronx Tale, King of Comedy.
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Hosting | | Television | Oh for the Love of God, when will it end???
Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Cheers, Taxi, The Wonder Years, SOAP, Police Squad (all 6 episodes of it) The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Carol Burnett Show, Six Feet Under, Late Show with David Letterman, The Daily Show, Real Time with Bill Mahr, South Park, Everybody Loves Raymond, Joan of Arcadia, Chappelles Show, Moonlighting, All in The Family, Arrested Development, $40 a Day and 30-Minute Meals with Rachel Ray, (Im a Food Network Geek). My Name Is Earl, The Office. And I will admit to watching American Idol and Dancing with the Stars. Yup, they got me.
Can i just say that i HATE Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives???
There. Im glad I got that off my chest. Dumbass, nonfunny shows. Those women on Desperate Housewives look creepy to me. They all resemble transexuals. How about a show with REAL housewives who are 300 pounds and spend the bulk of their time at a Walmart trolling the aisles and then nagging their husbands endlessly? I would watch THAT in a second.
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Hosting | | Books | As I said in my profile, I believe that reading is fundamental. However, that doesnt mean that I actually DO it.
Lets see... my favorite author is Pat Conway. He wrote THe Prince of Tides, The Lords of Discipline, Beach Music, etc.
I also love John Irving and satirist writer David Sadaris.
Magazines are good times. Brochures are quite enjoyable. Leaflets are fun.
| | Heroes | My hero is my Dog, Giggles, for she brightens my day each morning.
Of course im kidding. The only thing I hate more than HEROES is DOGS.
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Opie and Anthony Fan Club (spread the virus), Stand-Up Comedy, Cringe Humor, STAND-UP COMEDY, The NY Yankees Fan Club, The Cone Zone, Paul McCartney, The Wonder Years
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Put on Your Excitement Hat!'s Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Groton , Mass. Currently live in New Jersey. | | Body type: | 5' 7" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | teacher/actress/comic | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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Put on Your Excitement Hat!'s Schools
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Adelphi University
Garden City, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre/Performing Arts
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Groton Dunstable Regional
Groton, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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Put on Your Excitement Hat!'s Networking
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Music - Performance - Vocals
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I am a singer and would LOVE to get back into a band, either just for fun or to make some money on the side. I have experience with wedding bands, jazz, blues, and rock and roll. I have an alto voice but can pull off most styles. Influences vocally
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Put on Your Excitement Hat!'s Companies
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Adelphi University
Garden City, New York US
Teach Dramatics, Beginning Acting, Standup comedy
Performing Arts/theatre Dept.
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for the last 4 years
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The Actors Project NYC
New York , NY, US
Come check out our Acting Showcases
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www.theactorsprojectnyc.com
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About me:
Hello. Im Kelley Lynn. You can find clips of my brilliance on my comedy website, www.kelleylynn.com; and you can see me do Stand-up at various clubs in NYC including Gotham, Carolines, and The Improv. I also perform and write sketch comedy for The Actors Project NYC; you can find our many showcase times and locations at www.theactorsprojectnyc.com. I am on this thing because I was pressured constantly by my PEERS until I could no longer take it, and wanted to end my life. So I figured that I should either cease to exist, or join myspace. In the end, I chose to Join. But I still feel this is a weird cult and eventually I will be asked to do something bizarre in order to be "initiated" properly. Im telling you right now, I refuse to eat live maggots out of Star Jones naughty parts, or pour hot ear wax over my cats face and then laugh maniacally. So if youre thinking of making me do those things just to "fit in," think again My friend!!!
I am a comedian, and I teach acting and comedy courses at Adelphi University to support my crack habit.
I would love to meet friends and friends of friends to network on this site about music, comedy, acting, and other crap. I would also like it if we could join together and ban the word BLOG from our vocabulary. Its just a stupid word. Would love to meet other FUNNY real people to hook up with and perform together. Comics should stop competing for two seconds and help each other get to the next step! This business SUCKS when noone wants to help you. I believe in helping you; unless you suck. Then I just pity you.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Opie and Anthony, Jim Norton, Dave Letterman, Conan OBrian; and Tonya Harding, just because she's a mess. Id like to meet anyone who is a cool person and not an Asshole. I would also like to meet TV's ALF.
You can contact me or find out about my performances on my website,
www. kelleylynn.com. Or send me a comment.
Check out my comedy profile page at URL http://www.myspace.com/mybusdriver
www.theactorsprojectnyc.com
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