Ovenman
Ovenman OVENMAN: A Novel

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Last Login: 6/20/2009
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Generalfishing, velocity, girls
Music13Ghosts, Agent Orange, Asshole Parade, Eric Bachman, Bad Brains, Band of Horses, Buju Banton, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Descendents, Dag Nasty, Get-Up Kids, Hot Snakes, Metroschifter, Modest Mouse, Operation Ivy, Radon, Chuck Ragan, Seaweed, Slayer, Straightener, White Stripes, Hank Williams, Amy Winehouse
TelevisionDiscovery Channel, fire, PBS
BooksNew books you should get now: Are You There God? It's Me, Kevin by Kevin Keck, Lady Lazarus by Andrew Altschul, 6 Sick Hipsters by Rayo Casablanca, Twenty Grand by Rebecca Curtis, The Sabotage Cafe by Joshua Furst, Pyres by Derek Nikitas

Also: Oedipus Wrecked by Kevin Keck, Barney's Crew by Sean Carswell, Before You She Was a Pitbull by Elizabeth Ellen, Open Curtain by Brian Evenson, Corpus Christi by Bret Anthony Johnston, Next Door Lived a Girl by Stefan Kiesbye, American Youth by Phil Lamarche, Homeland by Sam Lipsyte, Rabbit Punches by Jason Ockert, The Lone Surfer of Montana Kansas by Davy Rothbart, In Persuasion Nation by George Saunders

All-time favs: The Girl in the Flammable Skirt by Aimee Bender, Another Good Lovin' Blues by Arthur Flowers, Bad Behavior by Mary Gaitskill, Jesus's Son by Denis Johnson, The Unbearable Lightness of being by Milan Kundera, 100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, A Werewolf Problem in Central Russia and Other Stories by Victor Pelevin, CivilWarLand in Bad Decline by George Saunders, and a shitload more

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Body type:Slim / Slender
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:Night Manager



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About me:

"You can get a job anywhere in America if you can handle a grill."
—Harry Crews

Ovenman is a comic skateboarder/kitchen worker novel by Jeff Parker. There is a website with video blackout scenes by designer Ryan Molloy and songs by Bradley Armstrong @ www.iamovenman.com

"Jeff Parker is a writer who understands that voice is the doorway to all true beauty in fiction. Tight, wry, dark, and deeply funny—he is a master of the hyper-compressed sentence that explodes with more meaning and nuance than should be possible. Ovenman is a welcome addition to the literature of the lovably hapless by a young writer with talent to burn."
—George Saunders, author of Pastoralia and In Persuasion Nation

"Funny, soulful, and energetic, Ovenman is wonderful."
—Mary Gaitskill, author of Veronica

"Rarely are mopping and pizza dough so pleasingly rendered. Even inside When's world of chaos, Parker's novel pushes forward with grace. This is a delight of a debut."
—Aimee Bender, author of Willful Creatures and An Invisible Sign of My Own

"Mr. Parker has written a weirdly attractive life of people one thought had no life, the pierced and tatted Xtremes. Creepy, convincing, hooty, and fun. The movie will be scary."
—Padgett Powell, author of Edisto

"In his utterly original Ovenman, Parker has created a time capsule of the nineties in Central Florida and an ode to the mysteries and hopes and acrobatics of youth. When Thinfinger, the skateboarding philosopher at the heart of this terrific novel, is brilliantly acerbic and uncommonly insightful. And awfully, awfully funny. Here's a brief note of which I hope he'd approve: This novel really cooks. Read it tonight."
—Bret Anthony Johnston, Director of Creative Writing, Harvard University

Also by Jeff Parker: The Back of the Line

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Saknussemm

Kris Saknussemm



Mar 3 2009 4:33 PM



PRIVATE MIDNIGHT HITS THE SHELVES IN TWO DAYS!

"James Ellroy meets David Lynch in this addictive mix of noir and supernatural horror."
-Publishers Weekly

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~*Parker*~

~*Parker*~



Jan 12 2009 2:22 AM

have a good birthday?
COMMON ENEMY

COMMON ENEMY



Jan 3 2009 2:45 AM

Happy B-Day!

We hope your b-day will go better then this guys!


Wayne Crawford

Wayne crawford



Dec 30 2008 2:05 AM

Wishing you a happy birthday and a happy new year.
Pistol

Pistol



Nov 18 2008 6:49 PM

see you soon, brother!
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T Vedder Zollo



Oct 27 2008 3:41 PM

boo.
Erin Pringle

Erin Pringle



Oct 26 2008 10:44 PM

Vintage Postcard Black & Orange

Happy Halloween

Pistol

Pistol



Oct 15 2008 6:36 PM

CJ West

CJ West



Sep 26 2008 12:41 PM

How are you?

It's a rainy Friday here. Great weather for writing. I'm waiting for the proof copy of A Demon Awaits to arrive and just getting down to work on my next book.

Hope you've got a great weekend planned.

I know I'm ready for one.
~*Parker*~

~*Parker*~



Sep 18 2008 4:04 AM

so hows it going brotha? I miss u.. when do u think you guys are going to come visit?
Jim Crozier

Jim Crozier



Sep 6 2008 9:26 PM

A song for these times!

- Talkin' to the People gonna' Save Our World! -


...may Nola's Muse find you well...
Heather Louise

Heather   Louise



Sep 4 2008 5:57 PM

Thanks so much for adding my profile

Hope your having a wonderful day!

Heather Louise X
~*Parker*~

~*Parker*~



Aug 28 2008 12:36 PM

so big brother wouldn't happen to have an extra ipod he wanted to give his little sister would he? b/c it just so happens she is bored out of her mind on bus trips already.. haha just checkin up.. how is everything? love u
Pistol

Pistol



Aug 14 2008 6:25 PM

Earth to Jeff!! Come in Jeff!! are you alive?!?
~*Parker*~

~*Parker*~



Aug 6 2008 7:44 PM

hey u back home yet??
BooksOnBoard.com

BooksOnBoard.com



Jul 8 2008 4:57 PM

Hey Jeff
Thank you so much for adding us as your friend-- in return if there is anything we can do to better feature you/your work on our website, or add to your author profile (different picture, bio, etc.) please let us know! At BooksOnBoard we strive to be your friend with benefits (book benefits that is). Keep up the wonderful work!

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William Walsh

William Walsh



Jun 16 2008 4:05 PM

In celebration of Bloomsday today, June 16th, check out “Potato I Have” at ELIMAE. It’s a derived text that tracks Joyce’s use of the potato - a talisman for Bloom - in Ulysses.

And, if you’re in the mood for more Joycean derivations, check out “Gate. Safe!” at Admit Two, which tracks the theme of safety and recurring gates imagery throughout Joyce's Ulysses The moment in the book that inspired me occurs in the eighth episode, Lestrygonians: “Gate.
Safe!”
Abram

Abram Blakey



May 21 2008 9:41 PM



Can you beat my score on the "do you love 80's cartoons?" quiz?








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Lisa

Lisa



May 15 2008 11:16 PM

been a while since we we "talked".
How's it going? How's the knee?
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T Vedder Zollo



Apr 30 2008 6:14 PM

Hello? Am I on?
Pistol

Pistol



Apr 7 2008 3:56 PM

just a little over a month til boston!
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Keyhole Magazine



Apr 3 2008 11:21 PM


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Mar 14 2008 11:25 PM

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Pistol

Pistol



Mar 6 2008 5:00 PM

did you hear that gary gygax (creator of d&d) died on tuesday?
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