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  • Samburger

    I made this music video:


    2 years ago
  • The Space Program

    I just thought about my feet.....thank you AJ.....
    David Lynch was no more than five feet from me tonight, for a full half-hour. Wow. I felt like I was in the secret service. Bill Pullman was there too, and many others from Lost Highway...weird. Very weird.

    2 years ago
  • Matthew Lopez

    Sorry for no aim'age today. Shit day at work. Calling in next two days for even shittier business. Sick family and whatnotnotnotnotnot

    Catch you on the flip

    2 years ago
  • Arthur Juncker

    Total Dukhabor

    2 years ago
  • Samburger

    How have you been AJ? Long time no talk!

    I'm making a movie right now, almost done filming actually. I'm really proud of it and cant wait to show everyone.

    Heres a movie I made a few months ago, if yer interested and can spair six and a half minutes of your time.



    Enjoy
    goodnight

    2 years ago
  • The Space Program

    So what do you make of all this Star Trek hype? Over here it's "amazing", "rare", "the reason movies were invented".

    2 years ago
  • Arthur Juncker

    so - if you can schedule the film course in June or August, we can touch ground in Odessa in June. Istanbul is out. Either more Russia and/or Eastern Europe. Let me know your schedule asap. R2ROW is in.

    2 years ago
  • Arthur Juncker

    No, the other email...the

    Checked $SS to Odessa...like, $1400. Ack. Paris is only $600 round trip. Must keep looking. Do you have a more bizarre idea?

    2 years ago
  • Arthur Juncker

    did you get my email? Check now.

    2 years ago
  • Danielle Rhinehart

    Morgan Hill Mushroom Mardi Gras 2009!
    May 23rd & 24th, Downtown Morgan Hill
    www.myspace.com/mushroommardigras (friend us pretty please!) :)
    Great food!
    Awesome bands!
    FREE Parking!
    FREE Admission!
    Hope to see you!

    2 years ago
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Interests

  • General

    Post-purist dada blabber.

    ..First and foremost, I am a film[video]maker. After that, I am a photographer, musician, sound engineer, painter, writer, shitdigger, whatever. If I do it, then I do it, and I give it a lot of focus and attention. I like to play piano and right now I am really into playing Un sospiro by Liszt, Claire de lune by Debussy, and a lot of free improve jazzy stuff. If you want a taste of the films I make, I have a few of them right here! There are some things that I have done from "now" and "then". I am constantly writing and working on projects. My latest big short, "Micheal's Storm" recieved Best Drama at the Poppy Jasper Film Festival in 2005 and is now getting rejected at festivals all over the country!

    Micheal's Storm


    I don't get down about it though, I just keep making things.
    (See: Ozwaldo's wall of shameless self promotion)

    I'm also on IMDb. You can see me here.
    Mystery Space

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    .. ....
  • Music

    ..John Cage, Johann Sebastian Bach, The Kinks, David Bowie (pre-let's dance), Erik Satie, Throbbing Gristle, Beck, Bjork, Stereolab, DESA, Velvet Underground, Radiohead, The Beatles, The Zombies, The Fuggs, The Mothers of Invention, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, The Pixies, Fela Fukkin Kuti, Sergei Rochmoninoff, Franz Lizst, Sonic Youth, The Intima, et alii ad nauseam.

    The Greatest Bands of All Time

    DESA
    Mark Franzen
    Beau Landry
    Nulset
    James Scott
    Mississippi Mark and the Six Fingered Cousins
    Pizza Hi-5
    Kaptain Karamels Koliapee
    and
    Fashion Police


    And Nothing Will Ever Compare to

    TOMIHIRA
    and
    The Great Unitarians

    (AKA - Sorry Tomihira... can't beat The Great Unitarians... and they star more of me...)

    ..
  • Movies

    Ingmar Bergman - The Man


    This is such a beautiful film... just beautiful... and the bliss...white booming light...
    ....
    HEDGEHOG IN THE FOG - Yuri Norstein, 1975

    I mostly like foreign esoteric bullshit or artsy esoteric bullshit. I am a Godard goon, a Fellini freak, a Lynch loco, a Kubrick kook and a Bergman... bolshevik? I like Pop movies too. Some of my favorite movies of all time are:

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    Brazil, Fight Club, Band of Outsiders, The Royal Tenenbaums, Hudsucker Proxy, Nights of Caberia, Rubin and Ed, and Eraserhead.

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    I think they rock! I get really scared by a lot of dumb movies - the Ring, Gostbusters II, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Thirteen Ghosts - some of those movies aren't dumb, of course, but COME ON!!!! ROGER RABBIT!?!? That movie gave me nightmares for weeks - when the cartoon woman who's NOT Jessica Rabbit chases Bob Hoskins through Toontown - how silly is that?!?!?!?!! I really like the films of George A. Romero and I am trying to expand my knowledge of horror films in general. I REALLY enjoy avant-garde film and animation - Maya Deren kicks ass!!!

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    AT LAND - Maya Deren, 1944
    Found It!


    I like German Expressionism and French New Wave and Dada and Surrealism and all that gooblegable! I like the animation of filmmakers like Yuri Norstein, Pritt Parn, Norman MacLaren (and his live action stuff) and Jan Svankmajer (who doesn't like being called an animator) and of course Terry Gilliam.

    THE ADVENTURES OF WINNIE POOH - Joseph Stalin, 1984


    The following is a controversial statement from me:

    the best film Tim Burton ever made was Ed Wood
    anybody care to argue with me about that one?


    If you haven't seen the following movies, you should go see them as soon as you can!!! They will change your life forever...

    WEEKEND
    Yuri Norstein's Tale of Tales
    Being There
    Eraserhead
    Barry Lyndon
    Hudsucker Proxy
    Rubin and Ed
    Me You and Everyone We Know
    Delicatessen
    Leningrad Cowboys go America
    How to Get Ahead in Advertising Without Really Trying
    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Stopped Worrying and Loved the Bomb
    Orson Welles' Franz Kafka's The Trial
    Time of the Gypsies
    Tout Va Bien
    Groundhog's Day
    12 Monkeys
    Head (the Monkees movie written by Dennis Hopper and Jack Nicholson)
    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    Glen of Glenda
    Bride of the Monster
    Un Chein Andalou
    eXistenZ
    Ghost Dog
    Schizopolis
    Brain Dead (NOT THE FUCKING PETER JACKSON MOVIE!!!)
    Wild at Heart
    Dogville
    Dancer in the Dark
    Night and Fog
    Brazil
    Blue Velvet
    Manhattan
    Stranger than Paradise
    Stranger than Fiction
    Stranger than... Oh, Never Mind
    Being John Malkovich
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    Barton Fink
    Jan Svankmajer's Alice
    Jan Svankmajer's Lunacy
    Jan Svankmajer's Whatever Fukkin Hell Yes Kaboom!!!
  • Television

    ..


    I gave up on TV and went old school.






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  • Books

    ..FRENCH BOOKS FRENCH BOOKS FRENCH BOOKS!!! I'm learning french so if any of you even read this far, and you know some french language books/authors, hook 'em up dawg!!!

    the magnetic fields, la grande bouvrie, the trial, the little prince, the 11th hour, death grip (by me). I read a lot of film/video/animation books and I spend a lot of time searching for any books on location sound recording for film (sounds easy? No no no no...). I have picked up a lot of books but have rarely finished them. I am a rather slow reader, but I get really into what I read. I often find the best way for me to stay interested in a book is to start from the last chapter and work my way backwards ("literary blasphemy" you might say!). I happily read the little prince in a couple of hours and read Story by McKee in a montha, and I actually read and finished Crime & Punishment, I'm very happy to say. Other than that, I take a LONG FUCKING TIME, and usually don't finish anything.
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  • Heroes

    ..I, I will be king
    And you, you will be queen
    Though nothing will drive them away
    We can beat them, just for one day
    We can be Heroes, just for one day

    And you, you can be mean
    And I, I'll drink all the time
    'Cause we're lovers, and that is a fact
    Yes we're lovers, and that is that

    Though nothing, will keep us together
    We could steal time,
    just for one day
    We can be Heroes, for ever and ever
    What d'you say?

    I, I wish you could swim
    Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim
    Though nothing,
    nothing will keep us together
    We can beat them, for ever and ever
    Oh we can be Heroes,
    just for one day

    I, I will be king
    And you, you will be queen
    Though nothing will drive them away
    We can be Heroes, just for one day
    We can be us, just for one day

    I, I can remember (I remember)
    Standing, by the wall (by the wall)
    And the guns shot above our heads (over our heads)
    And we kissed, as though nothing could fall (nothing could fall)
    And the shame was on the other side
    Oh we can beat them, for ever and ever
    Then we could be Heroes, just for one day

    We can be Heroes
    We can be Heroes
    We can be Heroes
    Just for one day
    We can be Heroes

    We're nothing, and nothing will help us
    Maybe we're lying, then you better not stay
    But we could be safer, just for one day

    Oh-oh-oh-ohh, oh-oh-oh-ohh,
    just for one day

    I'm So TiredOut here, barely see my breath
    Surrounded by jealousy and death
    I can't be reached, only had one call
    Dragged underneath, separate from you all...

    You all...

    This time, lost my own return
    In spite of everything I've learned
    I hid my tracks, spit out all my air
    Slipped into cracks, stripped of all my cares...

    My cares...

    I'm so tired, sheep are counting me
    No more struggle, no more energy
    No more patient, you can write that down
    It's all too crazy, and I'm not hanging round

    Fraggle RockDance your cares away,
    Worry's for another day.
    Let the music play,
    Down at Fraggle Rock.

    Work you cares away,
    Dancing's for another day.
    Let the Fraggles play,
    We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.

    Dance your cares away,
    Worry's for another day.
    Let the music play,
    Down at Fraggle Rock.
    Down at Fraggle Rock.
    Down at Fraggle Rock.

    Other Heroes..

Blurbs

About me:




If you plan carefully, you might be able to hit all of my stops in under 25 hours.


"Little Chicken wandered the streets singing, 'doo doo doo.' Little chicken came across a sign that said, 'I will eat you.' And it did." — A. Sign

"This is about as scratch & sniff as you'll ever get." — Stinky Claus

AIM -> iamozwaldo
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Who I'd like to meet:

Jean-Luc Godard. People whose last name is also Juncker. People who will speak in french with me so I can get better at it. People who don't have myspace accounts, but think I'm cool. People who think my myspace is week. People who will help me spread the word about all these Target and M.A.CYs gift cards and free iPods I'm getting in the mail. Nigerian widows who want to give me a billion dollars.

Who I have met:

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THIS VIDEO NO LONGER EXISTS?!?

Hey ever..ybody, I made a movie that got me into the Cannes Film Festival last year via a sort of internship which lead to my 3 month long travels throughout Europe. Where once you could watch it and once you could vote for it, there now is an empty crater where new and better videos will be able to be viewed. It no longer exists on the internet because I never uploaded it myself, and don't plan on it - for the moment at least. It's one of my favorite videos that I've made, though. Special thanks to chriswalters.com, because I never would've have gone at all if it wasn't for him. Thanks Chris!

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Sillytown, Bigshoes
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 8' 11" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Evergreen State College

    • Olympia, WA
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Film/Animation
    2000 to 2002
  • Gavilan College

    • Gilroy, CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    • Major: Film
    1997 to 1999

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