For Sale: Make Offer
"Hey MOM! I am Popular Online!"

Male
25 years old
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
United States



Last Login: 5/7/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/iampopularonline  

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So I walk into a bar looking for a
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I stroll up to the first

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I see and give her my best line: "Wanna go Halfsies on a bastard?" I get
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SLAPPED HARD!!!!
Never to be discouraged, I found a
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and started getting on my freak on
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But she was a
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And told me to:
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I decided to get
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And showed her all my best moves:
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It worked! I wish I could tell you she looked like this:
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But truth be told, she much more closely resembled
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The best part? I'll never remember!

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     For Sale: Make Offer's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Body type:6' 3" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Occupation:Owner: I am Popular Online

   For Sale: Make Offer's Schools
Indiana University
Bloomington, IN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English Ed
Minor: Girls
 

2000 to 2004



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   For Sale: Make Offer's Blurbs
About me:
I AM POPULAR ONLINE! Well hello there, my favorite peoples in all the internet. Have you ever wondered if you had any friends, only to go to your MySpace profile and see 143,345 thousand of your closest mates staring at you from your profile? Isn't that the greatest feeling? Well, I too want that feeling. When times get rough, I want to come to MySpace and know that I have friends... Lots of them. Because, damnit, if I can't be cool in real life, I might as well BE POPULAR ONLINE!.

So my name is Kyle and I live in Indy. I am a real person... Not some crazy bot-thingy that adds friends cyberly... Could a machine make up crazy words like that? I didn't think so! So I MUST be real... And have a lot of time on my hands... You see, I am a web wizard... I master the web, like whoa... So I am here a lot... Like hours, and hours every day...

So you should definitely check out my new site and Pimp Your MySpace! Unlike most of these sites, I want to create things that you will actually use... So if you have a layout that you want, whether it's a celeb, band (local or national), whatever... Just send me a message and REQUEST IT! I'll do my best to do every request.

You're the best friends a guy could ever have! Oh ya, and be sure to check out my websiteI am Popular Online for all your MySpace bastardation needs... Funny pictures, Images, Celebs, those dumb glittery things, Thanks for the Add shit... We have it all... And check back for hot layouts SOOOON! Start requesting...

You can IM me at

kyrobbin4iu *aol*
kyrobbin *yahoo*
or MySpace IM

My Favorite Videos!

The Ultimate Christmas Gift
My Gift for YOU during this Holiday Season!
Funny Videos
Donald Trump vs Rosie O'Donnell
This gets UGLY! And yes, that pun WAS intended
Funny Videos
Hey Girls! Pee While Standing up!
You can thank the Japanesse for this great invention!
Funny Videos

Girl Shits in Hot Tub
I don't think there's enough chlorine in the world for this...
Funny Videos

Lingerie bowl 2005
THIS is what we get to look forward to during the Super Bowl Halftime
Sports Videos

Traffic in India
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Funny Videos
Who I'd like to meet:
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Jun 14 2008 9:28 PM

lmao i know i have been ditching allot of classes for dentist app and doctors but sleep also, man i hope i get out of this term alive. what happened about ur Financial Aid thing? least i been making some side money though, filling out those surveys online, giving my opinions n stuff. it aint been doing too bad, bout an extra 200 bucks or so a week, and the work is pretty easy, just like answering questions and giving my opinions on different things. heh, i just finished one, and it was about what freakin toothpaste do i like to use, lol. anyways, you should try it, and lemme know how it does for yah.
i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:


www.
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cya!

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Jun 7 2008 6:22 PM

 
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Jun 2 2008 6:32 PM

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Jun 2 2008 6:12 PM

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Jun 2 2008 1:18 PM

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May 30 2008 6:12 PM

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May 27 2008 2:26 PM

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May 27 2008 10:36 AM

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May 25 2008 3:51 AM

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May 24 2008 9:18 PM

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May 22 2008 1:38 PM

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May 20 2008 2:53 PM

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May 20 2008 11:17 AM

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May 19 2008 11:48 PM

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May 18 2008 11:32 AM



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May 17 2008 6:05 PM

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