Sassqrotch
"Oooh, uh-uh. Ain't no monkey worth five dollars of my time."

Female
27 years old
Nastyville, Tennessee
United States



Last Login: 5/21/2008
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    Sassqrotch's Interests
Generalsquirrels, words, British slang, yelling, attempting to write things on my Myspace profile that don't make me look like a complete fart.
Movies Non-holiday movies I have watched more than 5 times of my own free will: I <3 Huckabees, Contact, The Shawshank Redemption, Practical Magic, Jurassic Park, My Fair Lady, Annie, The Last of the Mohicans, The Matrix, Indiana Jones (all three), Star Wars (4,5,&6). Non-holiday movies I have watched more than 5 times NOT of my own free will: A League of Their Own
Televisionhas gotten a lot better in the last 3 years.
BooksLike
Heroesare tasty, normal, a TV show, and not what you expect. Mikhail Bakhtin.

     Sassqrotch's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Nashville
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Bum

   Sassqrotch's Schools
Middle Tennessee State University
Murfreesboro, TENNESSEE
Graduated: N/A
Major: English
Minor: Not graduating
 

2002 to Present
John Overton Comprehensive High School
Nashville, TN
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1999



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Sassqrotch has 377 friends.
 Danny Boy 


 April 


 Liz 


 Nicole 


 Tremayne's wife 


 oh man alive 


 Brett 


 chels 


 IZZY 


 Jamie Lynn 


 Jones, Jason 


 Mass Jesstruction 





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Jones, Jason





May 20 2008 7:23 PM

to answer your question:

Jamie Lynn





May 20 2008 7:13 AM

Yeah it was totally good to see you. Sorry we dont see each other more often.
Ill hit you up when I get back from the beach!
Alison





May 15 2008 6:06 PM

For the love of GOD kelly PLEASE tell me you do not like Battle Star Glactica! Speaking of cult followings we need to plan a Harry Potter-athon in November that leads up to The half-Blood Prince(EEEE!). You know you wanna. We can go to hot topic and get some duds so we can blend in with the rest of the geeks! I call Hermoine! You can be Ginny Weasley.

ginny

!!!!!!!!Luv Ya much!!!!!!!!
IZZY





May 14 2008 6:28 PM

hey birthday girl! call me and we'll do mexico...i mean a mexican...i mean--just call me.
xoxo!
Jones, Jason





May 13 2008 3:45 PM

happy birthday, momma sass.



that's right. it's doo-doo. ew.
Mass Jesstruction





May 13 2008 11:47 AM

well.. happy birthday turdface

birthdays in the upper 20s don't really have the same luster that, say, the teens did, do they?
oh man alive





May 13 2008 11:29 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll be in in MAY
in TWO WEEKS
we'll have to partay
April





May 12 2008 6:50 PM

happy early birthday!

love,
me, pierre and this guy



(i like how he slams pierre down at the end. that's how you really know he rented that cat JUST for your birthday. it's special.
)
sam





May 9 2008 9:14 AM

negative. twert me.
Mass Jesstruction





May 8 2008 8:06 AM

DUDE

you should come watch roller derby next weekend! may 17th! i've got tickets to sell and your name is totally on one of them! only $10! and worth every penny
sam





May 7 2008 7:53 PM

random much?
Jamie Lynn





May 7 2008 3:36 PM

we still need to tag up, miss ya woman!
Crisi





May 7 2008 3:11 PM

I haven't seen you since you came back to the states...how are you lady?!
POP VULTURE





May 7 2008 12:16 PM

Whatfor





May 1 2008 4:34 PM

I was thinking about dropping a virtual ball virtually in time square.
How's that for celebrating?
Alison





Apr 30 2008 5:48 PM

Ok so are we going to the fair Me lady?
IZZY





Apr 29 2008 5:41 PM

what's your schedule?
Mass Jesstruction





Apr 28 2008 9:08 AM

we both need to get this shirt and wear it at the same time and be totally gay

http://shirt. woot. com/Friends. aspx?k=5338
IZZY





Apr 26 2008 3:18 PM

so sorry i missed you! was at sonic youth.
protomen tonight?
Jamie Lynn





Apr 19 2008 7:14 AM

Hey girl, we still gotta get together.
How you like being back state side?
Dougie





Apr 15 2008 11:02 PM

Just to let you know...if you ever come throught K-town, you'll always have a place to stay...and I'm not being perverted this time.
IZZY





Apr 15 2008 2:55 PM

when are we going out woman? lots of catching up to do:)
Alison





Apr 10 2008 5:03 PM

So here's a thought: Daniel radcliff is going to reprise his role for equus here in the states. Do we really want to see a naked Harry Potter?
Mass Jesstruction





Apr 9 2008 12:03 PM

so! ms ladypants,

word on the grapevine (OK, your blog) is that you're back on this side of that smallish, moist, perpetually-falling-around-the-sun sphere that is the earth

so! when can i see you and ask you to correctly identify some strange items at our friendly local international market that has an overabundance of fish that has gone off?
THE PROTOMEN!!





Apr 8 2008 7:59 PM

playing it?....more like...doin' it.
Crisi





Apr 8 2008 3:43 PM

They weren't all that diy...I bought them at hobby lobby and added the pictures.
How's it going?
Chris Freeman





Apr 6 2008 10:39 PM

You'll get a gold embossed invitation to the next show.
Alison





Apr 6 2008 6:52 PM

I had the most fun today!
Jones, Jason





Apr 2 2008 12:55 PM

the show was ridiculous. utter insanity.
would you expect anything less?
Jones, Jason





Apr 1 2008 3:19 PM

glad to know you finally made your way out of atlanta airport.
Jamie Lynn





Mar 31 2008 1:06 PM

Welcome back lady. Yeah I went to nashbash this weekend for a bit, froze my ass off and in the true nature of lesbiandom, hung out with the four ex-girlfriends of mine that were all gathered there.
Miss you too! Lets grab a beer soon!
Jamie Lynn





Mar 28 2008 11:45 AM

How goes it over there stranger? Havent talked to you in an age!
Brett





Mar 28 2008 9:01 AM

I was not. I wish you had killed that guy, he's really damaging my reputation.
Nicole





Mar 26 2008 12:11 PM

OMG! Call me when you feel up to hanging out (in AMERICA!).
Danny Boy





Mar 24 2008 3:37 PM

You know that no one is going to miss you more than I when we get on our planes this Wed. Its gonna be a pretty awful day for me.
Alison





Mar 23 2008 7:29 PM

So are you saying that around the 30th you wanna go to Sam&Zoe's so we can meet up and celebrate their 10th aniversary? LOL! Well you should call me!!!! So we can hang out. Plus Luc is a pretty cool kid he is very quiet.
April





Mar 3 2008 11:12 PM

you will be arriving on my birthday! it's a girl!

i hope you will be ready to celebrate by the weekend. i don't know what we'll do, but i hope it will be awesome.
IZZY





Feb 25 2008 5:27 PM

hey lovely! when are you coming home? i had so much fun w/ you that awesome thurs. night and can't wait to have more upon your return. love you!
Alison





Feb 18 2008 4:11 PM

kelly how are u!!!!???? Hey this is pretty funny I know u will like it plus here is a pic of my lil lucas!!!!





Liz





Feb 10 2008 12:37 PM

um so, i wish you were here. i miss you so much!
Nicole





Jan 9 2008 6:23 AM

you need to send me directions on how to use that internet phone thingy you were talking about. we gots stuff to talk about.
Crisi





Jan 2 2008 10:08 PM