All of the original members quit years ago, but due to licensing issues the band now consists of session players and the guitar player's ex-girlfriend that performed on previously unreleased albums. Trust me, it gets pretty close to replicating The Food's wholly original sound when performed live. We regret that we are unable to release ther current lineup's actual names at this time pending resolution of certain legal issues stemming from illicit overseas bootlegs.
Signed non-disclosure agreements are required before viewing any live performances during this unfortunate period of intellectual property rights disputation. We apologize for the inconvenience.
The Management.
We make sounds using pre-state of the art equipment and have fun doing it. If/When you don't like listening to it we still feel fine and won't begrudge your taste. We'll just feel a little sorry for you and think you should lighten up and start under-intellectualizing things so much so you could have a shot at enjoying yourself for once.
If we were making money doing this shit we'd buy you a beer or a refreshing non-alcoholic sprtizer if you'd prefer. We're nice guys for the most part...or so I am told. But that sounds pretty boring, so instead I'll mention that we're Satanists who feed on raw bird meat whilst chanting Gregorian dirges backwards.
At this point you can probably tell that my emotional investment in this "Band Details" blurb is rather low, but as you probably already know, written descriptions of how a band sounds is pretty much useless compared to hearing a song or two. So give a listen to at least a couple tracks and if you still hate it that's fine. It didn't cost you anything and nobody lost an eye...yet.
The Management.
ha! The Food has always been your old stand by for a name. You realize the irony of naming yourself after something you eat very little of. love you, Al... miss you like that hot neighbor I had in high school that would change in front of her open window... ahh... time machines.
ok will do, pick a fuckin name allready! Germans, Sweedes, kenny Rogers, Herwins, are you guys running from the law or what??? Still trying to get back from the strip club!!!
whatever you call it... The Herwins got them street tracks for you bitches. dig? kenny rasslin the lightnin pic blew pepsi on my f'n keyboard fucker. stripper tippin space hunter lol
Tune-in to "Lost in Paradise" & "Between the Sheets" for Black Rockers, Jungle Jive, Teen Heartthrobs, Unclassifiable Oddities and many more original 45s from the 1950s & 60s.
I aint got no big name, and I aint no big star. But, i'll play the blues for you, on my guitar. And all your lonliness, I have got to sooth. I'll play the blues for you.
I aint got not big name, and I aint no big star. But, i'll play the blues for you, on my guitar. And all your lonliness, I have got to sooth. I'll play the blues for you.
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