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The Food
Powerpop / Experimental / Post punk

cordially invite you to enjoy ourselves.



PORTLAND, Oregon
United States

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Last Login:  7/11/2009
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   The Food: General Info
Member Since6/30/2006
Band WebsiteWhat? I thought this was a legitimate website...
Band MembersAll of the original members quit years ago, but due to licensing issues the band now consists of session players and the guitar player's ex-girlfriend that performed on previously unreleased albums. Trust me, it gets pretty close to replicating The Food's wholly original sound when performed live. We regret that we are unable to release ther current lineup's actual names at this time pending resolution of certain legal issues stemming from illicit overseas bootlegs. Signed non-disclosure agreements are required before viewing any live performances during this unfortunate period of intellectual property rights disputation. We apologize for the inconvenience. The Management.
InfluencesThe Sword of Ultimate Power! and beef jerky.
Sounds LikeShit, if you ask me.
Record LabelUnder negotiations...very hush hush.


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 16 2009 9:00P
Twilight Cafe and Bar Portland, Oregon
Aug 27 2009 9:00P
The Tonic Lounge Portland, Oregon

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Describing our "Sound"  (view more)

Our first write up ever. Thanks to Rich Oxley, Portland Vanguard!  (view more)

For those of you who don’t "get the joke"  (view more)

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   About The Food
We make sounds using pre-state of the art equipment and have fun doing it. If/When you don't like listening to it we still feel fine and won't begrudge your taste. We'll just feel a little sorry for you and think you should lighten up and start under-intellectualizing things so much so you could have a shot at enjoying yourself for once. If we were making money doing this shit we'd buy you a beer or a refreshing non-alcoholic sprtizer if you'd prefer. We're nice guys for the most part...or so I am told. But that sounds pretty boring, so instead I'll mention that we're Satanists who feed on raw bird meat whilst chanting Gregorian dirges backwards. At this point you can probably tell that my emotional investment in this "Band Details" blurb is rather low, but as you probably already know, written descriptions of how a band sounds is pretty much useless compared to hearing a song or two. So give a listen to at least a couple tracks and if you still hate it that's fine. It didn't cost you anything and nobody lost an eye...yet. The Management.

   The Food's Friend Space (Top 23)
The Food has 428 friends.
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 Sam 


 The Swede 


 John Klein 


 jeffelectric 


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 Cootie Platoon 


 The Fall 


 The Punk Group 


 The Germans 


 His Worldly Possessions 


 Timothy 


 THE SCENE BAR/GREAT MUSIC & DRINKS 


 Waxvaccine Records 


 PitchforkMotorway 


 Matt May 


 Sonics Rendezvous Band 


 meeps 


 the Aventines 


 Steak Knife! 


 andrew 





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Federation of Eagles





Jun 4 2009 8:06 PM

BREAD!
Downtown/Union





May 28 2009 7:46 PM

ha! The Food has always been your old stand by for a name. You realize the irony of naming yourself after something you eat very little of. love you, Al... miss you like that hot neighbor I had in high school that would change in front of her open window... ahh... time machines.

b.
Human Stress (need a basman)





May 21 2009 9:13 PM

we find some cool Itunes play list, check it on itunes

the best of jazz




the best of blues



the best of itunes




the best of Sweden

Cootie Platoon





May 8 2009 5:22 PM

Let's do it! Play a show, that is. I'm going to see Star Trek...Later!

-Melodie
PitchforkMotorway





Apr 10 2009 5:06 AM

I like bread.
The 70's band BREAD sucs balls! BUT I LIKE WHITE BREAD, BUT THATS THE WAY I ROLL!!!
PitchforkMotorway





Apr 10 2009 5:01 AM

ok will do, pick a fuckin name allready! Germans, Sweedes, kenny Rogers, Herwins, are you guys running from the law or what??? Still trying to get back from the strip club!!!
Get Down Jones & the Delegation





Apr 6 2009 5:40 AM

whatever you call it... The Herwins got them street tracks for you bitches. dig? kenny rasslin the lightnin pic blew pepsi on my f'n keyboard fucker.
stripper tippin space hunter lol
Downtown/Union





Apr 6 2009 3:47 AM

nice- swede.. bread makes me hungry for that good ole' fashion rawk we used to serve up. glad you're still feeding the people.

luv,
b.
ALWAYS AFOE (new songs)


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Mar 21 2009 9:00 AM

i got a name 4 ya.
HOW ABOUT STRIPPER TIPPIN SPACE HUNTERS FROM THE PLANET ZODIAN
ALWAYS AFOE (new songs)


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Mar 21 2009 5:12 AM

ya . thats the great thing about punk rock.
dumb jocks , punk is 4 kix'
ALWAYS AFOE (new songs)


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Mar 20 2009 9:40 AM

nice name.
but i miss the kenny rogers edge
King Black Acid





Mar 12 2009 12:25 AM


Angel Baby (Disc Jockey)





Mar 10 2009 10:15 PM


Hi The Kenny Rogers Experience,

Thanx for the interest! I hope you can tune-in.

Yours truly,
Angel Baby

Tune-in to "Lost in Paradise" & "Between the Sheets" for Black Rockers, Jungle Jive, Teen Heartthrobs, Unclassifiable Oddities and many more original 45s from the 1950s & 60s.




Click the picture sleeve to route you to my podcast page (lostinparadise. podomatic. com)
The Central Powers





Mar 6 2009 1:58 AM

What is myspace good for if we don't talk to our friends?!
With that being said...how's life?

-The Central Powers
THEE HEADLINERS





Mar 3 2009 10:36 AM

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Federation of Eagles





Feb 21 2009 10:14 PM

You guys were a lot of fun last night.
I like the jump suits alot, but loved watching you guys play!
PitchforkMotorway





Feb 21 2009 9:02 PM

You guys were great!!! We all had a great time but I drank way too much and and will suffer today.
We will play together soon! Barry
meeps





Feb 7 2009 6:21 PM

Get Down Jones & the Delegation





Jan 31 2009 7:29 PM

I aint got no big name,
and I aint no big star.
But, i'll play the blues for you,
on my guitar.
And all your lonliness,
I have got to sooth.
I'll play the blues for you.
Get Down Jones & the Delegation





Jan 31 2009 6:48 PM

I aint got not big name,
and I aint no big star.
But, i'll play the blues for you,
on my guitar.
And all your lonliness,
I have got to sooth.
I'll play the blues for you.
meeps





Jan 30 2009 8:33 PM

meeps





Jan 30 2009 8:28 PM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=D3bNWXJWO9U
Accidental Intoxication


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Jan 24 2009 7:51 PM

let us know if you need another band for a gig! And Get Down Jones, I'll be there packing a fith and a jay.
Get Down Jones & the Delegation





Jan 19 2009 1:41 AM

dude, i really hope you'll make our next show... we missed your energy. hope your taking good care of yourself. valentines day at roots brewery... all ages til 10pm show start 8:30..... our tribe is like the mafia once you get in you never get out! lol j/k/ you better gets yo ass to the show!
Matt May





Jan 16 2009 4:49 PM

What's up brother? Happy '09 & all them shits, miss you
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