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things you should know
- don't ever listen to a cop when he tells you that your friend ratted you out. it's a load of crap designed to get your friend in trouble.
- when the cops try to break up your party, just turn down the music and tell them you won't let them in unless they have a warrant.
- "make money online" is a scam. unless you're gifted with writing or with web development, don't try to "make money online" because you'll be wasting your time or your money.
- never believe a girl that tells you she's cool with not getting too serious. eventually, her biological clock will kick in and she'll try to control your life then call you immature when you remind her that it wasn't supposed to get serious.
- if someone ever tells you they couldn't make your party because of XXXXX, they're full of crap. call them out on it and watch them squirm.
- being a slut in high school is not cool. being a slut after high school makes you popular. the key is proper timing.
- if you're a chick and your best friend is a guy, he wants to get in your pants. i'm sorry, but reality dictates that men only hang out with women because they want sex from that woman.
- anyone who says personality is more important than looks is a compulsive lier. i don't care how saintly you think you are, if you're not physically attracted to someone, you won't date them (unless they're rich, which still has nothing to do with personality). that's the bottom line.
- if you ever let anyone take nude pics of you they
will end up on the internet. you should either not be so naive or not be such a slut. your call.
- people who are a "bad influence" sometimes have the best advice.
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