Jesus

www.myspace.com/iamyourhomeboy

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  • Jesus Christ

  • 33 / Male
  • Nazareth, IL
  • Last Login: 6/5/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Hanging out with my friends, turning water into wine, not shaving for weeks at a time, moonwalking on water, taking my buddies out to lunch, healing the blind, causing trouble down at the synagogue and playing soccer. In sandals.
  • Music

    My passion is klezmer, but my taste is quite eclectic. I like Johnny Cash, black Michael Jackson, Led Zeppelin, Diana Ross, Tupac Shakur, The Beatles (post 1965), and Men at Work.
  • Movies

    I have to tell you, I don't have much time to watch movies anymore, plus it's almost impossible to find VHS tapes these days. I will tell you, however, that Mel Gibson directed the best film in history: Braveheart. I also recommend that everyone sees Invisible Children
  • Television

    I call that the Idiot Box. Since the croc hunter is with me now, I really have no need for cable anymore. I'm not a big fan of talk radio but I do have a show. However KFI has politely asked Me to specify that the one who types is not associated with KFI and the program. For new cool daily videos check out realfusion.com
  • Books

    Let me start by saying this. "The Da Vinci Code"; what a load of garbage. I was never married, folks. The one time I ever got close, my old lady started nagging me to trim my 'stache. I wasn't having that. That said, I'm a huge fan of Mark's work.
  • Heroes

    My Dad.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Nazareth via Bethlehem
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Carpenter/Savior of Mankind

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

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Isn't this Blasphemy?

ATTENTION: The one who types on my behalf does not in any way believe that he is or will ever be Me. For more info click on the above link. I will no longer reply to messages about this subject, unless it is left as a comment on the relating blog. Which again you can get to by clicking the link above entitled, "Isn't this Blasphemy?"

It all began years ago in a small backwater town in the West Bank. My father built tables and chairs and my mother was a homemaker. We were a family of humble means and my dad did all he could to raise a healthy, happy son.

The next 30 years were really a blur. As I entered my early 30's, I had gained a very dedicated following of admirers, as well as a rather notorious group of skeptics. People came from miles around to hear me lecture on things like love, compassion, and fishing.

So that's Jesus H. in a nutshell. I'll update my page often, as I'm sure you'll have plenty of questions for me and my apostles, but Please read my blogs before you accuse Me of blasphemy or ask a question. I might have already answered your response.
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Who I'd like to meet:

All the little children of the world: red, yellow, black and white. They're all precious in my sight.
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Comments

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  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    haha you better be careful there dude. Idk where the line between a funny joke and blasphemy (the one unforgivable sin) is but i imagine your pretty close haha.
    Just sayin lol
  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    Thank you for including me on this page. For the real Jesus, thank you for saving me.
  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    U suk
  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    hello
  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    sweeeeeeeeeeeet jesuuuuuuus!!!
  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    Jesus, you're my home boy. I got your back!
  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    great show!
  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    Thank you for seeing me through the good and bad times in my life.
    Couldn't have made it without you. Thank You !
  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    Hey not shaving is good by me. Hangin out with friends is a good thang. Love to see ya smiling. I am right back at ya. Thanx 4 taking care of us all. Yours CHOLEY
  • May 7 2009 9:42 PM

    dear lord, im thankfull for the skills, opportunity,and country you provide me with. your a great guy. btw jeasus i love you!!! amen
  • Baby Bone Online Now!

    May 7 2009 9:41 PM

    thanks for everthing jesus i am truly blessed to be alive espically in the enviroment im in
  • May 7 2009 9:41 PM

    Jesus,
    i really thought you
    were going to deny my
    request


    phew!
  • May 7 2009 9:41 PM

    thanx for the add, I know you got my back.
  • May 7 2009 9:41 PM

    u took me off ur top! i was ur 12th friend cant belive u
  • May 7 2009 9:41 PM

    pshh spent a weekend in hell, big whooop
  • May 4 2009 10:27 PM

    Hi Jesus,just want to tell you I Love You!!!!
  • May 4 2009 10:27 PM

    My brother from another mother.
    How does it feel to be idolized by so many people?
  • May 4 2009 10:26 PM

    what can you tell me about the flu?
  • May 4 2009 10:26 PM

    Sweet. Thanks for adding Steve Barnes. Music is ever changing and there is always a new song to sing. Take care.......SRB
  • May 4 2009 10:26 PM

    I LOVE YOU JESUS!
  • KC

    Apr 23 2009 8:47 PM

    hey big man. jst stopping by to show your page some love! thanks for the person you have sent me.
  • Apr 23 2009 8:47 PM

    dude your awesome even though im sure your not really jebus cuz i really really dont think jesus has a laptop up there and when he gets bored he just goes and updates his profile. but ya if this was jesus that would be pretty...... okay idk why im even doin this bcuz your probably just some 40 year old dude with no life and nothing to do so um..... get a life kiss a girl do sumthing!!!! haha jk
  • Apr 23 2009 8:47 PM

    Ayyyyyy wuz up big time
  • Apr 23 2009 8:47 PM

    THANK YOU.
  • Apr 20 2009 9:33 PM

    Hi,how are you? Thanks for add me ... Remember that your friendship and my greatest treasure, I should like to congratulate you, you have done a great job ... I admire your work ... success, peace and that God continues to bless - lo! camilaxoxoxoxxo