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Jesus Christ
- Nazareth, IL
- Last Login: 6/5/2009
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Interests
General
Hanging out with my friends, turning water into wine, not shaving for weeks at a time, moonwalking on water, taking my buddies out to lunch, healing the blind, causing trouble down at the synagogue and playing soccer. In sandals.Music
My passion is klezmer, but my taste is quite eclectic. I like Johnny Cash, black Michael Jackson, Led Zeppelin, Diana Ross, Tupac Shakur, The Beatles (post 1965), and Men at Work.Movies
I have to tell you, I don't have much time to watch movies anymore, plus it's almost impossible to find VHS tapes these days. I will tell you, however, that Mel Gibson directed the best film in history: Braveheart. I also recommend that everyone sees Invisible ChildrenTelevision
I call that the Idiot Box. Since the croc hunter is with me now, I really have no need for cable anymore. I'm not a big fan of talk radio but I do have a show. However KFI has politely asked Me to specify that the one who types is not associated with KFI and the program. For new cool daily videos check out realfusion.comBooks
Let me start by saying this. "The Da Vinci Code"; what a load of garbage. I was never married, folks. The one time I ever got close, my old lady started nagging me to trim my 'stache. I wasn't having that. That said, I'm a huge fan of Mark's work.Heroes
My Dad.
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Nazareth via Bethlehem
- Body type: 5' 10" / Average
- Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
- Religion: Jewish
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Occupation: Carpenter/Savior of Mankind
Latest Blog Entries
- Mar 23, 2009 4:53 PM The USA Motorcycle Trip
- Jan 30, 2009 8:30 PM Junky Car Club
- Nov 21, 2008 2:13 AM The Kingdom of God is like...
- Oct 31, 2008 3:23 AM Who Would Jesus Vote For?
- Aug 14, 2008 12:29 PM Follow Me
Blurbs
About me:
....Isn't this Blasphemy?
ATTENTION: The one who types on my behalf does not in any way believe that he is or will ever be Me. For more info click on the above link. I will no longer reply to messages about this subject, unless it is left as a comment on the relating blog. Which again you can get to by clicking the link above entitled, "Isn't this Blasphemy?"
It all began years ago in a small backwater town in the West Bank. My father built tables and chairs and my mother was a homemaker. We were a family of humble means and my dad did all he could to raise a healthy, happy son.
The next 30 years were really a blur. As I entered my early 30's, I had gained a very dedicated following of admirers, as well as a rather notorious group of skeptics. People came from miles around to hear me lecture on things like love, compassion, and fishing.
So that's Jesus H. in a nutshell. I'll update my page often, as I'm sure you'll have plenty of questions for me and my apostles, but Please read my blogs before you accuse Me of blasphemy or ask a question. I might have already answered your response.
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Who I'd like to meet:
All the little children of the world: red, yellow, black and white. They're all precious in my sight.For a good local church, Click Here
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Couldn't have made it without you. Thank You !
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