Jesus

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  • Jesus Christ

  • 33 / Male
  • Nazareth, IL
  • Last Login: 10/30/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Hanging out with my friends, turning water into wine, not shaving for weeks at a time, moonwalking on water, taking my buddies out to lunch, healing the blind, causing trouble down at the synagogue and playing soccer. In sandals.
  • Music

    My passion is klezmer, but my taste is quite eclectic. I like Johnny Cash, black Michael Jackson, Led Zeppelin, Diana Ross, Tupac Shakur, The Beatles (post 1965), and Men at Work.
  • Movies

    I have to tell you, I don't have much time to watch movies anymore, plus it's almost impossible to find VHS tapes these days. I will tell you, however, that Mel Gibson directed the best film in history: Braveheart. I also recommend that everyone sees Invisible Children
  • Television

    I call that the Idiot Box. Since the croc hunter is with me now, I really have no need for cable anymore. I'm not a big fan of talk radio but I do have a show. However KFI has politely asked Me to specify that the one who types is not associated with KFI and the program. For new cool daily videos check out realfusion.com
  • Books

    Let me start by saying this. "The Da Vinci Code"; what a load of garbage. I was never married, folks. The one time I ever got close, my old lady started nagging me to trim my 'stache. I wasn't having that. That said, I'm a huge fan of Mark's work.
  • Heroes

    My Dad.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Nazareth via Bethlehem
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Carpenter/Savior of Mankind

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

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Isn't this Blasphemy?

ATTENTION: The one who types on my behalf does not in any way believe that he is or will ever be Me. For more info click on the above link. I will no longer reply to messages about this subject, unless it is left as a comment on the relating blog. Which again you can get to by clicking the link above entitled, "Isn't this Blasphemy?"

It all began years ago in a small backwater town in the West Bank. My father built tables and chairs and my mother was a homemaker. We were a family of humble means and my dad did all he could to raise a healthy, happy son.

The next 30 years were really a blur. As I entered my early 30's, I had gained a very dedicated following of admirers, as well as a rather notorious group of skeptics. People came from miles around to hear me lecture on things like love, compassion, and fishing.

So that's Jesus H. in a nutshell. I'll update my page often, as I'm sure you'll have plenty of questions for me and my apostles, but Please read my blogs before you accuse Me of blasphemy or ask a question. I might have already answered your response.
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Who I'd like to meet:

All the little children of the world: red, yellow, black and white. They're all precious in my sight.
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Comments

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  • Nov 26 2009 7:26 AM

    happy thanksgiving bro

    i love your book. read it many times

    check out my youtube channel sometime

    youtube.com/johnalisamadzadeh

    and subcribe to it!!!!

    love you JESUS!!!!!!!!! WOOO
  • KC

    Nov 26 2009 5:39 AM

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING JESUS! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE BLESSED US WITH.
  • Nov 25 2009 6:26 AM

    you're not real. :)
  • Tom

    Nov 23 2009 5:45 PM

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  • Nov 22 2009 5:59 PM

    hey :) how's it goin?
  • Nov 19 2009 9:36 PM

    Salmo 23

    Probablemente nunca pensaste o miraste este salmo de esta manera, aunque lo repitas con bastante frecuencia.



    El Señor es mi pastor - esto es una Amistad

    Nada me faltará - esto es Sustento

    En lugares de delicados pastos me hará descansar - esto es Descanso

    Junto a aguas de reposo me pastoreará - esto es Restauración

    Confortará mi alma - esto es Sanación

    Me guiará por sendas de justicia - esto es Dirección

    Por amor de su nombre - esto es Propósito

    Aunque ande en valle de sombra de muerte - esto es Prueba

    No temeré mal alguno - esto es Protección

    Porque tú estarás conmigo - esto es Fe

    Tu vara y tu cayado me infundirán aliento - esto es Disciplina

    Aderezas mesa delante de mis angustiadores - esto es Esperanza

    Ungiste mi cabeza con aceite - esto es Consagración

    Mi copa está rebosando - esto es Abundancia

    Ciertamente el bien y la misericordia me seguirán todos los días de mi vida - esto es Bendición

    Y en la casa del Señor moraré - esto es Seguridad

    Por largos días - esto es Eternidad




    Recuerda Cristo te ama , el dio su vida por ti y por mi para salvacion y vida eterna.

    DIOS TE BENDIGA ATT DIOMI






  • Nov 18 2009 5:45 PM

    i could really use a comment from u JC , i have been having a hard time and if u can pray for my puppy hunny buns who passed away i would appreciate it!!!! she is with you know running in circles in heaven!!!!



    jon
  • Nov 11 2009 11:06 PM

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  • Nov 10 2009 5:59 AM

    Earth is dying, help me Jesus
  • Nov 9 2009 8:26 PM

    Just stopping by to tell you that we are praying for you!

    Have a great day!

    From all your friends at Truth,
    God bless!

    MySpace.com/TruthOrTradition
  • Nov 9 2009 6:45 PM

    Come on over and check out the new songs!

    'Who we Are' and '21st century'

    Chances are you will soon hear them in some movies coming out next spring. So, come on over and check them out!

    chris
  • Nov 9 2009 6:44 PM

    JESUS I NEED YOU MORE THEN EVER ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • Nov 9 2009 11:03 AM

    Nice Day!
  • Nov 8 2009 7:17 PM

    jesus, I always had you as one of my top friends, but whenever i needed advice on here and i asked, you were never there for me... U let me down !!!
  • Nov 6 2009 5:36 AM

    Come out and show support to those fallen and injured at ft hood on this tragic day- Dj Xavi is Planning a benefit event for tomorrow @ chill bar at the corner of hwy 6 and clay rd starting at 9pm. with proceeds going to the family who lost their loved ones and fellow soldiers and civilians who where injured in the line of duty. for more info or if wanting to help please give me a call @ 832 208 6014 asap since this is really a last second event

    even if your not able to make you can still help by spreading the word

    please keep them in your prayers
  • Nov 5 2009 11:02 PM

    You aren't Jesus rot in hell.
  • Nov 4 2009 3:12 AM

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  • Nov 3 2009 8:20 AM

    Hey, so guess what?!
    Blessed By June is changing there name to Her last escape.
    and new shit is going to hapend too, check us out every now and then!
  • Nov 2 2009 9:39 PM

    JESUS!!!!! Thanks for the ADD!!!
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    Nov 2 2009 4:15 PM

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  • Oct 31 2009 5:10 PM

    Thanx for the add & support!! Hope you like our music. Keep in touch
  • Oct 31 2009 10:16 AM

    Jesus H Christ? When did Jesus get a middle name?
  • Oct 31 2009 3:43 AM

    U crack me up. Thanks for the add.
  • Oct 24 2009 5:16 PM

    Thank you for being friends with "Who Needs God?"

    We recently passed the 10,000 friend mark and it feels good to know so many people on MySpace agree we all need God.

    Many Blessings!
  • Oct 22 2009 4:21 PM

    WUTS GOOD???

    DO MA FAVOR AND GO VOTE 4 URE BOY... I WAS NOMINATED BEST HIPHOP MALE AT THE USI AWARDS...GO READ MY BLOG AND VOTE 4 ME..TAKE U ONLY 2 SECONDS...I APPRECIATE THE SUPPORT..