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Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!! We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well! It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for THIS SHOW and our HALLOWEEN COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND FANTASY BALL! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar (Palm/Nees) "Fresno's Premier Comedy Club" 7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!! We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well! It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for this show and our weekly comedy happy hour on Wed. nights! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar!! Thank you for all your support again friends @ THAI PALMS REST. AND BAR! Our last show just proved that Jay Lamont is is so very uniquely talented. It was a great time! Our next show this weekend is gonna blast more laughs than ever. We got Buddy Lewis(MAD TV, Steve Harvey show, Jamie Foxx's show, BET Comicview, Def Comedy jams, ect..) comin to Thai Palms right after he finishes the showwith Tachi Palace! Buddy Lewis has been on just about every major comedy production known. We are gonna take it to a whole nother level this time! Also, we are CELEBRATING ANDRE COVINGTON'S(B95's Morning Juice Crew) BDAY THIS WEEKEND!! It all starts at 9p and friday and Saturday! Bring a date, bring friends, bring co-workers, or bring famliy but dont miss this hilarious bash!! Please call me for any questions Aaron (559)760-1798 I CUT DEALS ON TICKETS!! check out this youtube clip too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrbRtFl3ENM Also our weekly show and Happy Hour! We gaurantee youll have a blast! 9p-12a $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4 shooters, and free handouts! only $5 @ door!
Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar!! Thank you for all your support again friends @ THAI PALMS REST. AND BAR! Our last show just proved that Jay Lamont is is so very uniquely talented. It was a great time! Our next show this weekend is gonna blast more laughs than ever. We got Buddy Lewis(MAD TV, Steve Harvey show, Jamie Foxx's show, BET Comicview, Def Comedy jams, ect..) comin to Thai Palms right after he finishes the showwith Tachi Palace! Buddy Lewis has been on just about every major comedy production known. We are gonna take it to a whole nother level this time! Also, we are CELEBRATING ANDRE COVINGTON'S(B95's Morning Juice Crew) BDAY THIS WEEKEND!! It all starts at 9p and friday and Saturday! Bring a date, bring friends, bring co-workers, or bring famliy but dont miss this hilarious bash!! Please call me for any questions Aaron (559)760-1798 I CUT DEALS ON TICKETS!! check out this youtube clip too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrbRtFl3ENM Also our weekly show and Happy Hour! We gaurantee youll have a blast! 9p-12a $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4 shooters, and free handouts! only $5 @ door!
We had an absolutely amazing show last weekned! Thank you for all your support! This weekend we have the one and only Jay Lamont in town! He will be performing at the Tachi Palace in Lemoore then he will be here at Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar Friday and Saturday 9p!! Jay has taken part in BET's Comicview, Def Comedy Jam, Comics unleashed, and appeared on JAMIE FOXX's Laffapalooza and SHOWTIME @ The Apollo!! He is quite possibly one of the best Impressionists you might ever get to see in person!!!!! Tickets are now on sale for the show! GET AHOLD OF ME FOR $10 TIX! VIP booths are selling right now as you read and limited seats are available! Check out the attached flier for this weekends show!! Also see the links below for live clips of Jay Lamont!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81puJ1Ucfjc and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylTyu3sLEA
September 4th & 5th! Both the headliner and the Feature set have been at Thai Palms for a headline set! The house sold out both times! These two gentlemen are labeled as "in the top 3 performances" to perform at The Knights of Comedy! Jason Collings tours with Carlos Mencia(the close range tour), hes a Hollywood Improv All-star, and blowin up the comedy seen in Los Angeles right now!!!!! BRENT MORIN works on the LATE NIGHT CONAN O'BRIEN SHOW, was in the reality show "Almost FAmous",and Headlined for The Knights of Comedy already!!! Also performing that night A GEUST APPEARENCE by Phillip Medina! the Valleys Very own! Just got back from LA area performing at the Ice House in Pasedena, Headlines at "COMICS GONE WILD" @ Thai Palms Comedy Happy hour on Wed. nights, and up n coming talent in California! This show is gonna be the most rediculous amount of talent that has ever hit the stage @ Thai Palms and It will sell out and I dont want any of you to miss it!! I would definitely recomend buying your tix in advance. I will sell tix in advance for $10 until Thurs. Call me for info Aaron (559)760-1798
September 4th & 5th! Both the headliner and the Feature set have been at Thai Palms for a headline set! The house sold out both times! These two gentlemen are labeled as "in the top 3 performances" to perform at The Knights of Comedy! Jason Collings tours with Carlos Mencia(the close range tour), hes a Hollywood Improv All-star, and blowin up the comedy seen in Los Angeles right now!!!!! BRENT MORIN works on the LATE NIGHT CONAN O'BRIEN SHOW, was in the reality show "Almost FAmous",and Headlined for The Knights of Comedy already!!! Also performing that night A GEUST APPEARENCE by Phillip Medina! the Valleys Very own! Just got back from LA area performing at the Ice House in Pasedena, Headlines at "COMICS GONE WILD" @ Thai Palms Comedy Happy hour on Wed. nights, and up n coming talent in California! This show is gonna be the most rediculous amount of talent that has ever hit the stage @ Thai Palms and It will sell out and I dont want any of you to miss it!! I would definitely recomend buying your tix in advance. I will sell tix in advance for $10 until Thurs. Call me for info Aaron (559)760-1798
Aaron Stewart got his FIRST TOUR OFFER THRU TEXAS IN OCTOBER!!!!! He's compiling video for his DVD @ Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar THIS WEEK!!! (Palm/Nees)!!!!
Also, this Friday and Sat(Aug 21st and 22nd) Thai Palms is stoked to introduce our first Female Headliner since we started! This is Gayla Johnson! Checkout the attached fliers for all of her stats and credits! shes gonna take the roof down with laughs! Shes also bringin Sean Carrigan out of LA who has been tearin up the Los Angeles comedy night scene! Their both gonna be here in Fresno at Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar this weekend!!! CALL ME OR RESPOND BACK TO THIS EMAIL BY THURSDAY AND I WILL GIVE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS $10 TIX FOR THIS EPIC SHOW!!!!!! they are normally $20 at the door!
Aaron Stewart got his FIRST TOUR OFFER THRU TEXAS IN OCTOBER!!!!! He's compiling video for his DVD @ Wednesday Happy Hour Comedy nights @ Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar THIS WEEK!!! (Palm/Nees)!!!! Loui's behind the bar again tonight! $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4rum n cerry cokes, beer pong, and a hilarious lineup of local talented comics! AMP Energy Drink in the House!!!! We had about 100 college peoplein the house last week and it keeps groing everytime! All kinds of free handouts and gift certifecates to Mamma Mias! Yours truely, Aaron Stewart will be hosting this whole event! It all starts at 9p and IT ONLY COSTS $5 to get in! CHECK OUT THE ATTACHED FLIER FOR MORE INFO OR CALL ME, (559)760-1798
Also, this Friday and Sat(Aug 21st and 22nd) Thai Palms is stoked to introduce our first Female Headliner since we started! This is Gayla Johnson! Checkout the attached fliers for all of her stats and credits! shes gonna take the roof down with laughs! Shes also bringin Sean Carrigan out of LA who has been tearin up the Los Angeles comedy night scene! Their both gonna be here in Fresno at Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar this weekend!!! CALL ME OR RESPOND BACK TO THIS EMAIL BY THURSDAY AND I WILL GIVE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS $10 TIX FOR THIS EPIC SHOW!!!!!! they are normally $20 at the door!
So come on down to Thai Palms tommoro night! Fresno's newest hottest Gentlemans Magazine is Hosting their calender model search on Tues August 11th! doors openat 8p! Free handouts and cool peeps! Great drink specials all night and appetizers too! Come give your vote for the next calender girl! Any and all potentential models are welcome to participate! participants must be in bikini attire! only $5 to get in!
Dont forget to check out our Wednseday Happy Hours Too! We have a real fun crowd and an even funnier line up of talented comedians!
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Coming to the concert this glorious weekend, HMMMMMMM????
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Honestly.. This is just the time and place for you. Its going to be awesome.
