Ian

www.myspace.com/ianboynton76

"The future will soon be a thing of the past." George Carlin

  • Ian

  • 32 / Male
  • Some place in, or around, Pornland, Oregon, US

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Sequim Fuckin' Washington
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Busy mother fucker! You name it!

Interests

  • General

    Listening to, writing and playing music.I love good comedy (R.I.P. George Carlin), boxing, good times with friends, taking my morning shit with a good cup of joe, showering, making people laugh, and giving hugs so tight and close, you feel my package!
  • Music

    Anything Zakk Wylde does, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, C.O.C., Pantera, Down, Machinehead, DVDA, Type O Negative, Tenacious D, Old Metallica, old Slayer, old Hatebreed, Black Sabbath, The Tea Party, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Johnny Cash, Graveyard BBQ, Strapping Young Lad, Lamb Of God, Alice In Chains, Mad Season, anything that has a good southern sound to it, and any band that I have had the honor to jam with. This list can go on. DOWN "Lifer" Seattle Oct. 30th.
  • Movies

    It's hard to find a good movie..But I'd have to say anything that Trey Parker and Matt Stone do are great. The Star Wars films, E.T., Forrest Gump, Rob Zombie's movies, Dee Snider's Strangeland, The Evil Dead films, Bubba Ho-Tep, Hardcore lesbian porn, and anything else that has sex and bloodshed in it. WORD!
  • Books

    Do the ones that inspire me to rip my chord count?
  • Heroes

    My late Grandmother Boynton. She was the best there was! My dreams are coming true. Bus "LeAnne" will be rolling soon!

Networking

  • I am another half of Up and Coming Ent. We book and promote bands from all over the country. We try to stick with the hard working, unknown, metal bands that have the same drive as the fools who made it!

  • Ditch Digger, bitch! My new band will kill ya! Think..."your Mom's stink hole, smellin' like Camel Filters, soaked in PBR"

Companies

  • Up And Coming Entertainment Booking and Promotions

    • Portland, Oregon US
    • Owner. Promoter. Booker.
    Oct. 2005 and still rollin'

Blurbs

About me:

I am a father to the ultimate little girl. I am the lover of the ultimate woman. I am a musician from the word "Go". I sing for the Portland rock band Ditch Digger. Check us out at www.myspace.com/ditchdigger2008.
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Ian Boynton.. What else do you wanna know? Ask and I will tell ya.

Who I'd like to meet:

I have pretty much met everyone that I have ever wanted to (i.e. Zakk Wylde, Phil Anselmo and the rest of DOWN, Mike Patton and the rest of Faith No More, Mudvayne, Rob Zombie, Nevermore, Ozzy, Billy G. from Biohazard, Tommy Davidson, Ron Jeremy, Angelina Jolie (She gave me a kiss. Yeah boy), this list goes on. But there are still a handful of people who I haven't met and would love to like.....Dane Cook, George Carlin (R.I.P), Robin Williams, Fred Durst (So I can punch him in his cunt mouth), James Hetfield, Vinnie Paul, Lamb Of God, Rob Flynn, porn stars Chasey Fuckin' Lain, Janine, Gauge, Demi Sparx, Briana Banks, Jenna Jameson, so on and so on........

Comments

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  • Nov 27 2009 4:28 AM

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and all your girls!!!.. Hope its a good one xxx
  • Nov 27 2009 4:28 AM

    hey dude, hope you and your family have a great thanksgiving
  • Nov 18 2009 3:39 AM

  • Nov 18 2009 3:39 AM

    We Were Gentlemen
  • Nov 15 2009 12:38 PM

    Thanks for the add!

    God Bless
    City of God
  • Nov 13 2009 2:47 AM



  • Nov 11 2009 12:05 AM

    Thanks for being our friend! We appreciate you so much!

    Do you have a few minutes to listen to our new album? We would be so honored if you picked up a track or 2 on iTunes.

    Here is the link to our album: http://bit.ly/LaIV1

    Please leave a review on iTunes!

    Your friends,
    The Waiting Kind.
  • Nov 11 2009 12:05 AM

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  • Nov 9 2009 9:35 PM

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    Purchase at Rhapsody or Itunes below









    Click the shirt below to visit our online merch shop..


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    Spreadshirt Market Place Product

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  • Nov 9 2009 9:35 PM


    Hope You like it!!!

     

  • Nov 9 2009 9:35 PM

    thanks for your help last night man
  • Nov 8 2009 9:29 PM

    Preorders up!

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  • Nov 7 2009 12:48 AM

    FUCK YES!!! GONNA RAGE! SEE YOU SOON. ROCK!!!

  • Nov 5 2009 5:19 AM

    £leTriKa sounds completely different from any Metal band you have ever heard. The Brazilian rhythms and the Portuguese language added to the songs makes its style unique, giving birth to a new kind of Metal. If you are really looking for something new about Metal, you should check £leTriKa out!

    Hugs from Brazil,
    Claudio David

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    [BrazilianM£TAL]

  • Nov 3 2009 7:22 AM

    Hey Ian,  Robin's daughterhas turned up missing..Please help find her by passnig this flyer to everyone and anyone....thank you so much..talk to you soon!!!

    hed:)



     

  • Nov 2 2009 11:20 AM

    Hey you.. It was pretty cool.. How was yours?
  • Nov 1 2009 9:05 PM

  • Oct 31 2009 6:53 PM


    ~Halloween

  • Oct 31 2009 6:53 PM

    Happy Halloween!
  • Oct 30 2009 4:58 PM

    happy halloween Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Oct 30 2009 10:30 AM


    Moon & Witch Comments & Graphics



     Thanks for the add, Ian.  Stay in touch!
  • Oct 30 2009 7:34 AM

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  • Oct 28 2009 8:17 PM

    Thanks for adding us and welcome in our circle of friends
    picture is taken from our gallerie 'Stickers and Patches' Mike Landefeld
    Best wishes from germany
    your Rebel-County Team
  • Oct 28 2009 8:16 PM

    Band is Fucking sick fruitcake..... hope all is well.....   

    eddie