Ian
Ian Simon
Ian Simon Confidence is for the weak.

Male
30 years old
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
United States



Last Login: 9/24/2009
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    Ian's Interests
GeneralMy senior year of college, I could consistently beat my roommate in rock-paper-scissors.
MusicI decided I'm going to list songs rather than artists. Some of my recent favorites are:

-Walking in L.A. (Missing Persons)
-Goldfinger (Shirley Bassey)
-Fooling Yourself (Styx)
-Levon (Elton John)
-The Reflex (Duran Duran)
-Hocus Pocus (Focus)
-Cat Scratch Fever (Ted Nugent)
-Out of the Ashes (Symphony X)
-I Drink Alone (George Thorogood)
-Just What I Needed (The Cars)
-Only Happy When It Rains (Garbage)
-Science Genius Girl (Freezepop)
-Wasted Time (Skid Row)
-Bicycle Race (Queen)
-Wishmaster (Nightwish)
-Voices (Dream Theater)
-Xanadu (Olivia Newton John)

and tons of other songs I neglected to mention. Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
MoviesTHE GOOD (good movies)
Antz
The Big Lebowski
Cool Hand Luke
Die Hard
The Game
Glengarry Glen Ross
Lone Star
Major League
Million Dollar Baby
The Naked Gun *
Pulp Fiction
Rocky
Swimming with Sharks
10 Things I Hate About You
12 Angry Men
12 Monkeys
Waiting for Guffman

THE BAD (overrated movies)
Amelie
Chinatown
Star Wars: Episode [IV-VI]

THE UGLY (awful movies)
The Blair Witch Project
Lady in the Water
Pay It Forward
Star Wars: Episode [I-III]
Vanilla Sky
TelevisionI mostly just watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.
BooksThe Language Instinct
The Armchair Economist
Harry Potter and the *
The Selfish Gene
The Blind Watchmaker
Moneyball
The Great Gatsby
The Third Chimpanzee
Consciousness Explained
Freakonomics
HeroesI'm still holding out for a hero. Strong, fast larger-than-life applicants are encouraged to apply. The position will only be available until the morning light.
Groups: CapoeiraInner CircleAxé Capoeira SeattleJuanita Manor Crew

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     Ian's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Stony Brook, NY
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:graduate student

   Ian's Schools
University Of Washington-Seattle Campus
Seattle, WASHINGTON
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Computer Science
 

2002 to Present
Washington University In St Louis
St Louis, MISSOURI
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
 

1997 to 2001
Ward Melville Shs
Setauket, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1994 to 1997



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   Ian's Blurbs
About me:
Words cannot accurately describe me, even if you also allow boldface and italics
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I can be fully described in JavaScript.
Who I'd like to meet:
At this point you'd have to be ridiculously cool for me to want to meet you, unless I already know you, in which case it is safe to assume you are ridiculously cool.

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Ian's Friends Comments
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Liz

Liz



Jan 13 2009 3:22 AM

There is an unmatched HTML tag in your "Television" section.
Liz

Liz



Nov 30 2008 5:57 PM

Argh! You put Wishmaster in music list!
michael

michael



Jan 4 2008 4:42 AM

Sup homie! You didn't mention Rewind in your deal! It's not in mine either yet. Great job on New Years! Did you get my email with your "failed emails"?
Melissa

Melissa



Jan 3 2008 9:04 PM

In my opinion, it is not worth seeing. It is one of those you-feel-so-dirty-afterward-and-don't-want-to-be-near-anyone kinda movies
Melissa

Melissa



Jan 3 2008 8:56 PM

How about Natural Born Killers?
Jason

Jason



Nov 22 2007 6:56 PM

Happy day that in no way relates to Istanbul, Byzantium, Constantinople, Izmir or the Hagia Sophia but definitely involves Turkey.
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



Nov 20 2007 9:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUkpR2Q6Oy8

Very nice, I recognized almost all the songs on those graphs. Have you seen this video?
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



Sep 28 2007 7:15 PM

I have to agree with Rebecca. By the end of the movie I just wanted to spray myself with agent yellow. I saw a porn once called "The Hose" It didn't have the cool special effects, but the writing and acting was 10 times better.
Jason

Jason



Sep 11 2007 6:12 PM

Are we allowed to talk about diahhrea? Or would that make me a potty mouth.
Lawrence

Lawrence



Aug 13 2007 3:20 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi286-Ar3qs

word of caution.
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



Jul 17 2007 9:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qbol8xVDU

This is quickly becoming my favorite show!
Lawrence

Lawrence



Jul 4 2007 11:33 PM

A little aggressive Monday, huh?
Can't say I didn't earn it.
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



Jun 25 2007 7:13 PM

http://www.tv.com/users/VixDiesel/profile.php?action=show_blog&entry=m-100-25040201

I am preordering my drumkit!
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



Jun 22 2007 1:25 AM

http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/13774/Rock-Band-Fender-Stratocaster-Controller-Pictures/

Check out the second set of buttons for the guitar. This game is going to rip it up!!
Jason

Jason



Jun 18 2007 5:38 PM

He was actually originally Ion, but he decided to make his name less particle physics sounding.
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



Jun 8 2007 11:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unnutifYSDc&mode=related&search=

This one is more rediculous, i almost just pissed my pants
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



Jun 8 2007 11:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxC23Q9kIEw

chris angel parody from human giant
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



Jun 5 2007 5:58 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kbdhXmJtjQ

You'll like this. It's perfect
Jason

Jason



Jun 4 2007 8:00 PM

Is that link why you dudes go to the gymnastics gym?
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



May 30 2007 9:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGZpvjHNO8k&mode=related&search=

One day I'll have a girl this flexible.
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



May 24 2007 8:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZCXRFz-ebY&mode=related&search=

Human Giant Add
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



May 24 2007 8:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZCXRFz-ebY&mode=related&search=

Human Giant Add
The Ladies Man

The Ladies Man



May 23 2007 10:26 PM

http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/13564/Guitar-Hero-III-Announced-Wireless-Axes-Confirmed/


check out the song list
Lawrence

Lawrence



May 23 2007 5:47 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvJOCsLaHQ
Out of all the people in class, I feel that you are the most "kwalifyed" to slay this clip.
Jason

Jason



May 22 2007 9:43 PM

Take these children of privlage out of my sight, immediately! Yarrrrrr!!!
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